Watch through the back window while the Ovenmen's fashy whitepills dribble down your based wife's chin.
We hate every single one of you.
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Tonight's Homoerotic Hymns:
- Art by Buffalo Benny
Good evening lovers and ladyboys, it's time to pucker up for another episode of Tales from the Trough! Tonight's morose morsels of moribund musings are here for your perverse enjoyment! So unwrap that box of BLACKED chocolates, gently pop that corked bottle of Aussie wine, slip into something a little bit... more comfortable and enjoy our celebration of Black History month's most consensual holiday!
You're oh so very lucky listener, The Ovenmen have decided to make YOU their Valentine! Open wide now, NO! Not your mouth you FUCKING idiot!
Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die though, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa
The King in Yellow, Act 1 Scene 1
HAPPY HANNAKUH!
Grease up the chimney and stretch out the stockings, this Christmas episode requires no introduction. Jam in the earbuds and crank up the volume. Tales From The Trough is the perfect listening to avoid your relatives asking about your future or to drown out John Lennon's "And So This Is Christmas".
Good evening kiddies, it's time for another short survey through the morbid morass of our Trough!
Tonight's show is a little light in the loafers if you get my drift FART_NOISE.wav but don't you fret! The Ovenmen are Svennies little helpers, and are currently locked away all the way up in Hyperborea, working on something SUPER SPECIAL for CHRISTMAS. Get your pink sleeves prepped cause your stockings are gonna get STUFFED!
We hope this'll hold you're appetite until the 25th, until then... ta ta!
You there! Where's your shame? Put down that Jack 'o Lantern and pick the candy corn off your pecker. Tonight is the Holiest of nights! Tonight the hallowed halls of the Oven-realm are the closest to our cold and dismal plain. Can you hear them? They're all around us? They're here!!!
Ohhhh the ritual must have been a success, as the Ovenmen are pleased with our sacrifices! Here kiddies, is THREE HOURS of tricks, treats and traps! Turn off the lights, put your head phones on and dive into the auditory nightmare of TALES FROM THE TROUGH!
Tonight's hallowed heresies:
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The Ovenmen are hemorrhoidaly humbled to present to you, our diverse delegation of distinguished dunny-divers, with yet another gonorreian grab-bag of gangrenous gallows-gags. Check your tucks! Strap in your pinksleeves! Gird your loins for a trailblazing testament of Tales from the Trough!
Well hello there you devious dregs of dissident deliberations, and welcome to another scintillating series of sublime shitposting! The Trough has room for one more, why don't you step right up and get comfortable!
This evening, we set our glistening gaze onto the fictive, the frivolous, the fraudulent facets of Fantasy! Wizened Wizards, oafish Orcs and diminutive Dwarves aren't all that you'll find as we journey into the nether realms of this genre! So unzip your fly, drop your pants and prepare for some titillating Tales from the Trough!
Tonight's foul fables include:
1. Donovan the Barbarian
2. The Gynomancer
3. 1001 Pissers
4. A Medieval Listicle
5. DGTOW
6. The Mark of Gayos
7. Lost in Fantasy
It is our great honor to invite you, our lovely, lecherous listener for yet another sybaritic slosh in the shivery shallows of our Trough.
This evening, we turn our browneyes forward---to Man's inevitable destiny of utopian transcultural tolerance!
Welcome... to Tales of the Trough. A collection of horrific short stories, hand selected by the Crypto-Keeper and presented by the Troughman himself, for your enjoyment. We thank our sponsors for their support.
