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Tales from the Trough: Episode 11

April 20, 2018 by Der Dreamlander

You know what time it is kiddies, put on some Richard Wagner, pack another TIGHT LITTLE bowl, it's time to BLAZE IT and RAISE IT for Episode 11 of TALES FROM THE TROUGH! Did you really think we would miss the most important day of the year?! FOOL of a THULE, we wouldn't wanna be anywhere else... except if you found a place with a comfy beanbag chair and an unlimited supply of Doritos, Big Macs and wild berry Skittles... mmmmm.... sweet H-tler I am so fucking high right now lmao!

Tonight's Shivaratrian Shanties:

- True Shitposters
- Unsolved Pissteries
- The Adventures of Little Hitora-chan

Tales from the Trough: Episode X

April 1, 2018 by Der Dreamlander

After a little bit of tough love from Sven, The Ovenmen are back with a new show format and a new attitude.

We're sorry about our last episode, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that, etc.

Tales from the Trough: Episode 8

February 14, 2018 by Der Dreamlander

Good evening lovers and ladyboys, it's time to pucker up for another episode of Tales from the Trough! Tonight's morose morsels of moribund musings are here for your perverse enjoyment! So unwrap that box of BLACKED chocolates, gently pop that corked bottle of Aussie wine, slip into something a little bit... more comfortable and enjoy our celebration of Black History month's most consensual holiday!

You're oh so very lucky listener, The Ovenmen have decided to make YOU their Valentine! Open wide now, NO! Not your mouth you FUCKING idiot!

January 3rd – it ends today

January 3, 2018 by Der Dreamlander

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die though, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa

The King in Yellow, Act 1 Scene 1

Tales from the Trough: Episode 6

December 11, 2017 by Der Dreamlander

Good evening kiddies, it's time for another short survey through the morbid morass of our Trough!

Tonight's show is a little light in the loafers if you get my drift FART_NOISE.wav but don't you fret! The Ovenmen are Svennies little helpers, and are currently locked away all the way up in Hyperborea, working on something SUPER SPECIAL for CHRISTMAS. Get your pink sleeves prepped cause your stockings are gonna get STUFFED!

We hope this'll hold you're appetite until the 25th, until then... ta ta!

Tales from the Trough: Episode 5 HALLOWEEN SPUNKTACULAR

October 31, 2017 by Der Dreamlander

You there! Where's your shame? Put down that Jack 'o Lantern and pick the candy corn off your pecker. Tonight is the Holiest of nights! Tonight the hallowed halls of the Oven-realm are the closest to our cold and dismal plain. Can you hear them? They're all around us? They're here!!!

Ohhhh the ritual must have been a success, as the Ovenmen are pleased with our sacrifices! Here kiddies, is THREE HOURS of tricks, treats and traps! Turn off the lights, put your head phones on and dive into the auditory nightmare of TALES FROM THE TROUGH!

Tonight's hallowed heresies:
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Tales from the Trough: Episode 4

October 2, 2017 by Der Dreamlander

The Ovenmen are hemorrhoidaly humbled to present to you, our diverse delegation of distinguished dunny-divers, with yet another gonorreian grab-bag of gangrenous gallows-gags. Check your tucks! Strap in your pinksleeves! Gird your loins for a trailblazing testament of Tales from the Trough!

Tales from the Trough: Episode 3

August 3, 2017 by Der Dreamlander

Well hello there you devious dregs of dissident deliberations, and welcome to another scintillating series of sublime shitposting! The Trough has room for one more, why don't you step right up and get comfortable!

This evening, we set our glistening gaze onto the fictive, the frivolous, the fraudulent facets of Fantasy! Wizened Wizards, oafish Orcs and diminutive Dwarves aren't all that you'll find as we journey into the nether realms of this genre! So unzip your fly, drop your pants and prepare for some titillating Tales from the Trough!

Tonight's foul fables include:

1. Donovan the Barbarian
2. The Gynomancer
3. 1001 Pissers
4. A Medieval Listicle
5. DGTOW
6. The Mark of Gayos
7. Lost in Fantasy