FTN Archive

FTN 405: Finkelphylactic Shock

May 9, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

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FTN 405: Finkelphylactic Shock

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Get those epi pens on hot standby, Tucker has joined the chorus of all 8 lady bugs, one Chuck, one pear-shaped huuuuuulatino, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, and a cacophony of Jews in demanding an immediate moratorium on "extra" unemployment benefits and government stimulus because wage slaves dared to thumb their nose at an $8/hr gig making 6-ways at Skyline. Jazznds and James dole out the shots based on multiple studies on that confirm that, well, everyone is fucking lying, as the GOP strives to become even more anti-racist to own the libs. After the break, the nnnguys rehash the TDS with Bruce Jenner audino cutting up with Sean Hannity as the two revel in the GOP finally coming out of the closet. Meanwhile, Steph Banan Hammock instigates a finkelfight between Bush 43 alum Liz Cheney aaaand Bush 43 alum Elise Stefanik. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!

FTN 404: Median Qtardation

May 5, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

It's White-Pilled Wednesday on FTN, but because Jazznds and James are George Soros-controlled wignat shit puppets, they put this handful of rarified white pills behind the paywall. $6,000/min bremium paychads only. Freefags please promptly show yourselves out. In the first half, it's lightbulb shitposting followed by a full deconstruction of the kosher right's new narrative to combat the dissemination of the concept of finkel-think as conservatism withers on the vine. After the break, James explains the real reason for skyrocketing lumber prices, the Amish question, and 10 totally non-cringe reasons to avoid anyone named Theroux. It's Thursday, it's FTN!

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FTN 403: The Blue and White Peril

May 2, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

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FTN 403: The Blue and White Peril

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Jazznds and James have your latest firmware update, this time on ~~China's~~ Israel's Belt and Road Initiative and its engine of debt-trap diplomacy. Shibboleths will be crushed as the nnnguys take a look back at the totally coincidental parallels between the fall of Old Europe, the Russian Revolution, and the termination of Imperial China, the recently discovered letter in which Sun Yat-Sen prostrated himself before Zionism, the inextricable post-WWII bonds forged between Israel, China, and Russia, and how Jonathan Pollard, Rafi Eitan, and Robert Maxwell ensured its enduring permanence. Such a drubbing of conventional wisdom would not be complete without ultimate shots being delivered on the Uyghurs. After the break, James breaks down just how Jewish the White farmer lawsuit has become - kosher pro-white advocacy right on schedule. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!

FTN 402: Brick and Mortar Laundering

April 29, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

Jazznds and James blackpill on lumber prices before embarking on Part II of the dead mall to Amazon Fulfillment Center pipeline, this time on the Jewish destruction of John Mackey's authentically pro-worker Whole Foods business model, how Amazon plans to use Whole Foods as a foothold to gigify and destroy grocery and convenience stores as we know them - including Wal-Mart, and force further adoption of new surveillance tech on a massive scale. Meanwhile, Starwood Capital's Barry Sternlicht "loses" 7 malls in his portfolio after values tank, but one neat clause in the contract means the assets go straight to Israeli bondholders. After the break, Trump re-emerges to hurt the Capitol protest cases, Postal Inspectors are re-tooled to pogrom whites, and those infamous 2016 FISA warrants were really about justifying spying for domestic terrorism. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!

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FTN 401: Young Americans for Castration

April 25, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

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FTN 401: Young Americans for Castration

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As the Party of Trump enjoys its legacy of exponential Israeli settlement growth, Jazznds and James hang ten on the Kali Yuga as America Fistulas cope with Team Trump-promoted Bruce Misgender for CA Gov, the expanding intra-conservative dialectic designed to entrap J-woke dissidents, and shots on the made-to-fail Ron DeSantis MMMBig NNNTech bill and upcoming Joomer rally. The nnnguys also examine just how much conservatism always has been a party of abject anti-Whiteness with a look at the obfuscation campaigns run by YAF against Eastern Europe in the 1960s as a distraction from Hart-Celler and Civil Rights legislation. After the break, James takes a second look at the quietly, but rapidly, developing Matt Gaetz case. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!

FTN 400: Can’t Schmuck the Tuck

April 22, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

Minutes after midnight, Jazznds and James bring you the FO HUNNIT episode of the show that is the sworn enemy of unshut lying mouths, Jewish hypocrisy, grugness, and finkelthink! Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson and old man Dickie are on the chopping block for a long-overdue drubbing in a slightly different format, much to the chagrin of finkeltards and Tucker apologists alike. After the break, it's black shit followed by even more black shit, bookended by black shit. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!

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FTN 399: America Fist Cuckus

April 18, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

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FTN 399: America Fist Cuckus

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Jazznds and James give the over-under on America Fist Cuckus mortality before digging into the domestic terror background of former Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund and his "private sector" connections to Michael Chertoff in light of apparent coordination with the Pentagon to initiate a domestic terror "Pearl Harbor" at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. Then the nnnguys go down the rabbit hole on the latest Afghanistan withdrawal strokejob, the now decades-old focus on China in the run-up to 9/11, and Afghani diplomat Zalmay Khalilzad and his Jewish wife Cheryl Benard at the nexus of 40 years of Jewish terrorism in the Middle East. After the break, it's America's 2 do 37 crime boom, the non-white shooter paradigm shift, and Floyd trial predictions. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!

FTN 398: Lose, Lose, or Draw

April 15, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

Jazznds and James tackle an N Tower of prep, from the latest happenings in Minnesota to the coming reparations commission, how the Asian Hate Crime Bill mutated into a bill about anti-semitism, Michael Rheeee embarks on a Jewish media-induced sex rampage, Jazznds' Pentagon shot gets bolstered by new evidence, what's convenient about the JnJ vaxx pause, and what to think about Tucker and the ADL. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!

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FTN 397: Negative Option FinkelFans

April 10, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

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FTN 397: Negative Option FinkelFans

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Jazznds and James give cord cucks a temporary reprieve in order to expedite a round of subprime clout default swaps on the 2022 scampaign season as Stephen Miller launches America First FinkelFans, hot stuff deportation copes turn cold, Tucker debuts his watered-down great replacement theory, the new negative option billing political d'nation grift is ready for primetime, QAnon defends Matt Gaetz, the Israeli plot behind the Jordanian coup attempt, Jewish banks roll up Archegos, tech firms divest from Jignat-aligned Oracle, and Amazn BTFOs the union vote as Jews in Congress chuck dead end workers' rights red meat to the shitlib base. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!

FTN 396: The Heideggerian Proposition

April 7, 2021 by Jazzhands McFeels

Jazznds and James own the cord cucks and call on all writers, poets, well akshually wall-texters, and spaghetti spinners to enter A.H. Publishing's Why We Fight contest before digging into bremium condend. James tells you what to think about Amazn's upcoming unionization vote as a lead-in to Jazznds answering a Heideggerian proposition on the intentional Jewish destruction of Sears and other mall icons - as well as malls themselves - to not only clear the market for Amazn, but to provide dirt cheap ready-made fulfillment centers in the form of dead malls in every town and city across the country. After the break, it's a George Floyd trial update. Lies are told. Shots are called. Clout is put at risk in the most cavalier manner possible. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!

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