The panel examines the toxicity of Gillette razors, the desirability of fierce, young and horse-faced politicians down-under and whether Australia would have been better off with more Islamic thots fleeing patrol.
In our final episode for the year we announce this year's winner of the #qanda #winyourweightinbeer competition and do a roundup of yet another current year gone by.
You will pay to have permission,
To be led into perdition,
By the brethren of the joker,
Mirthful men with skin of ochre,
Swaddled in baroque attire.
Men with only one desire—
BECOME OUR PAYPIG, WIGNAT SCUM,
PAY UP or else WE'LL FIST YOUR BUM!
SEND US MONEY, send it briskly!
DISOBEDIENCE IS RISKY!
Tribute, shekels, legal tender,
All to us you will surrender.
We are THE BOSSES OF THIS GYM!
You will obey our every whim.
Our primacy you may contend,
But the fact is that in the end,
Your optics are all balderdash,
AND WE ARE IN IT FOR THE CASH †
Tonight's Ejaculatory Epistles:
† ᴵᶠ ᶠᶦˢᶜᵃˡˡʸ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦⁿᵉᵖᵗ
ᵂᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᵍᶦʳˡˢ ⁽ᵐᵃˡᵉ⁾ ᵍˡᵃᵈˡʸ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗ
The panel talks about the latest Islamic terror attack in Melbourne, the danger of being male and employed in the Greens and the ABC and why the Liberal party is a waste of everyone's time.
Gustav and Tory wax lyrical about the POCs giving white liberal journalists a tough time, ponzi shills sharpen their craft and a politically-correct seachanger explains why her town just isn't ready for refugees yet.
The panel traverses familiar territory with the threat of the public backlash to media coverage of African culture on the rise, the Lauren Southern - Molyneux tour and awkward jokes by African-American-South African-(redacted) about the beauty of the Aboriginal women which may never perish from the earth.
In this week's NAIDOC special, the panel celebrates this year's theme of 'because of whites, we gibs', as well as some light world-cup commentary, Russia takes in Boer refugees and the ethical use of Croation Shoahs for monetary gain.