Hope you heeded McFeels' clarion call to put some champagne on ice earlier this past week after Glioblastoma announced it would no longer be receiving medical care for its insufferable year long battle with John McCain. A lifelong career of bloodlust and warmongering now at an end, McFeels and Halberstram mark the death of John McCain with an anti-eulogy of a life spent dedicated to undermining our most deeply held beliefs as patriotic white Americans. From there, it's onto the mainstreaming of white solidarity, disturbing new facts in the Mollie Tibbetts case, and Sessions bantz. It's all ahead on FTN!

