McFeels and Ethnarch drop below periscope depth to navigate the many intentionally opaque narratives of the ongoing Mueller probe (including Friday's memo dump), its function as a political hit job masquerading as a legal proceeding, and where and how they see it unfolding in the coming weeks and months. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some comfy bonus content while you wait for Sunday's FTN with McFeels and Halberstram!
You will pay to have permission,
To be led into perdition,
By the brethren of the joker,
Mirthful men with skin of ochre,
Swaddled in baroque attire.
Men with only one desire—
BECOME OUR PAYPIG, WIGNAT SCUM,
PAY UP or else WE'LL FIST YOUR BUM!
SEND US MONEY, send it briskly!
DISOBEDIENCE IS RISKY!
Tribute, shekels, legal tender,
All to us you will surrender.
We are THE BOSSES OF THIS GYM!
You will obey our every whim.
Our primacy you may contend,
But the fact is that in the end,
Your optics are all balderdash,
AND WE ARE IN IT FOR THE CASH †
Hail Hitler
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ᵂᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᵍᶦʳˡˢ ⁽ᵐᵃˡᵉ⁾ ᵍˡᵃᵈˡʸ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗ
John Q Publius fills in for an absent Striker as he and Borzoi discuss the Israeli attack on the USS Liberty with Dave Gahary and Phil Tourney, the latter of whom survived the attack
We dedicate this episode to the memory of the Greyfield Stray. He will be missed.
(Disregard that, we were told a lie & apparently, he's still alive.)
We (still) love you, brother. In this episode: antes/depois American edition (image in the description), based kid wears good optics jacket to school, "Hey, professor. What'cha doin'?," Greek high school students stage patriotic protest.
The Death Panel discuss the James Fields murder trial, and Mike interviews Alt-Right Truth for a nnndeep dive on the subject.
The Death Panel wish they had some yellow vests.
McFeels and Halberstram are finally back for regularly scheduled Sunday FTN programming to discuss the latest on the looming shutdown fight over wall funding, deal-making with Mexico on the caravan, new NAFTA, a prelude of the forthcoming Mueller probe deep-dive next week with McFeels and Ethnog, the Comey subpoena, Yellow Jackets, Bush 41, Romney’s duplicitous 2020 plans, and more. If it’s Sunday, it’s FTN!
Late again, but when your mind operates in the genius realm, there is no such thing as a "schedule." In this episode: autism awakening, boomer takeover by 2030, and big booty academia.
McFeels and Halberstram are both back in the saddle for FTN; a rare 2+ hour midweek episode that's not behind the paywall. That's right non-paycucks, this one's on the house. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!
The Death Panel are feeling particularly fragile and are looking to unpack their privileged upbringing.
