Join The Ovenmen for the Tales from the Trough ANEversiary SEXtravaganza!
We're having a pizza party and we're pulling off each slice nice and slow. Duck under the bog roll bunting and give the idol of Sant Jahans a belly rub for good luck. Here, take a glass—this evening we forgo champagne in favor of a vintage bottle of Coke Zero.
Tonight's Janusian Jubilees:
- Donovan the Conqueror
- A Cold Dream
- The Omega Male
Paper is the traditional gift for a first anniversary.
Why don't you pull some out of that wallet of yours, piggy?