The Death Panel do not hate Hot Cheetos.
by Seventh Son
The Death Panel do not hate Hot Cheetos.
Jazz and James invoke the Carlin Rule on some backroom dealing on USMCA and unearth some accidental white pills from VDARE, before pivoting to a closer examination of the various tactics of post-Trump conservatism, including - as you may have guessed by this weekend's cover art - CPAC in Prison. Then it's a mini deep-dive into the Sandy Hook gun suit, some smart local political maneuvering in Boise, and some choice bottom of the stack pieces. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!
by borzoi
With Spectre gone the Third Rail goes Full Spectrum Borzoi as he, DK, and Myles talk about Kaczynski's run-in with the Sexual Center for Doodaddery, the catlady autism of Wahmhammer 40-55K, RazBol Gang, Gaius Kirkius' Based Visigoth in a Centurion Helmet, South America's chief import of CIA GayOps, the Talmudalorian, DH Lawrence's meditations on women and Moby-Dick, and a preview from Borzoi's upcoming American Sun piece.
by Seventh Son
The Death Panel can't think of a good pun for Los Angeles, Catabolic, or anything else funny.
by Seventh Son
The Death Panel address the concerns of a live audience in sunny Southern California!
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by ethnarch
James and Ethnarch chart the return of Jeff Sessions, Bloomberg's sudden intervention, the struggles of Elizabeth Warren and Slippery Pete, the latest news on the immigration and refugee fronts, the rise of the Based Resistance, and the Sudanese Space Program. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!
by TYH
In this episode, Nike goes BEASTMODE with great puns. Btw, Adam's apple shaving is a thing. It is called Chondrolaryngoplasty.
by Seventh Son
The death panel are touched by a sordid history.
GET BEHIND THE PAYWALL TO SEE THIS VIDEOby Bill
Tonight, a special report on one of the most fascinating mysteries of this century:
The case of a bucolic New England town that is one day beset by a broadcast of horror and hilarity utterly beyond the comprehension of the profane. When the transmissions suddenly ceased, experts claim that the residents of Candle Cove were inflicted with a collective chronic epididymal hypertension.
Will they ever find release?
This special report is the tale of...

by Seventh Son
The Death Panel now broadcasting in 540p.
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