Oh gawd! Okay! Alright! FTN is here to react to the BTC crash even as white pills abound: one of which is that you can now purchase a sub with Dogecoin. Very blockchain. Much counter-semitism. Meanwhile, China curiously initiated its most sweeping BTC crackdown yet just one week after sperg Elon pulled the plug and one day before the U.S. announced its own plans for restrictions amidst broad-based institutional deleveraging. Then Jazznds dives deeper into BlackRock's explosive expansion (w/ JPMorgan and others not far behind) within China's rapidly liberalizing financial system and discovers the same Harvard-educated, Davos keynote address giving finance guy who initiated this week's crypto-crackdown also flung open the door for Jewish finance. After the break, 589% APR debt spiral death traps are alive and well, Jazz breaks down the negronomics of high mileage used luxury cars, and James lays out the new NAZI method. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!