Ime, zarusoba (cold soba where you dip soba into a thin shoyu/vinegar mix w/ icecubes), is a summer thing in central Japan. The northern noodle thing I’m familiar w/ is Hokkaido’s preference for sweetcorn & butter in ramen, which I haven’t had, but makes calories-in-the-cold sense I suppose.
Kyber Mancer
September 10, 2026 8:23 am
Im sorta sorry but, “atacutuinus, cite on that thang”
Fatidicus (Sauna Commando)
September 9, 2026 6:52 pm
Wow this episode was just Borzoi wheezing at Louis jokes and then getting mad about mentioning trannies appropriating the language of antisemitism.
Feminine Bulge
September 8, 2026 2:38 am
Word on the street is spectre got kicked out of the nursing home after borzoi cleared out his bank accounts buying pokemon cards, he now lives on the streets of Baltimore #elderabuse
His point kinda sucked tho.
He deserves to be called out on FAILING TO POAST eviction notice!
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Arthur Pierce
September 7, 2026 4:14 pm
Fact: White people didn’t exist prior to the Columbian Exchange, as potatoes had not been introduced to Europe until then. The Afrocentrists are actually correct that Europeans prior to this were coal black.
Mike & Spectre should do a Sven Thursday style show. All sweater vests and practicality, no wars, talking about whatever. Just slot him in randomly and see what happens.
They should definitely do this on Saturday (I’m listening on the 12th). Expecting me to go a day or two without content is definitely abuse.
Tom
September 7, 2026 10:46 am
The show “Brittania” had an interesting portrayal of The Druids. They were central to the plot. Show got cancelled after 3 seasons. I liked it. It cast Aulus Plautius as they servant of an evil god, Lokka.
In the show they do a lot of psychedelics and pretty much rule, even ordering English kings around.
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Gonad the Ballbearian
September 7, 2026 7:06 am
Are you kidding me? A discussion of Druids and Boomer concert culture, and no mention of Spinal Tap? I am disappoint.
Great, now I have Spinal Tap’s “Stonehenge” stuck in my head
Hypno Choad
September 6, 2026 4:28 pm
Hey, gotten several calls from Indian call centers wanting to take a survey for the midterms. Told them the survey is paid for by rich Jews in America trying to rig the elections and that atleast half of Americans probably more, #1 don’t vote, #2 dislike the genocide in Palastine. Followed up with with a personal opinion: Both parties seem to love and serve Isreal and I’m tired of it. “I hope other Americans who take these calls are brave enough to say this and I want you to know thats how I and many other Americans feel” Take these… Read more »
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Hydrated Quadriceps
September 6, 2026 4:11 pm
On the first day of Kirkmis my true love gave to me… 1 .30-06 to the back of the neck
Red Green Nationalist
September 6, 2026 1:52 pm
I for one support Purim type holidays for celebrating the assassinations of Rightoids.
commodvsdetritvs
September 6, 2026 11:49 am
Well Charlie Chaplin did kill Thomas Ince on a boat
g h o s t
September 6, 2026 11:28 am
This is a best Third Rail host load out. Don’t @ me sweatie
30 is the new 50, I already have permanent lower back pain, knees are next on the chopping block, the permanent plantars fasciitis was my 31st birthday present, and my shoulders hurt. You lucky dogs getting TWO or MORE decades before you can’t jog or hike anymore.
For real I expect to be a hunchback or in a wheelchair by 50.
Cheers to DE and Nike for the last episode. The comments had closed before I listened to it. I tend to save The Third Rail for later as it is evergreen content.
Now we know that Darwin was right—except for when it comes to human IQ. 🙂
Weltanschauung—“VELT-on-SHAUW-ung”, literally “world-on-show-ing”.
Ime, zarusoba (cold soba where you dip soba into a thin shoyu/vinegar mix w/ icecubes), is a summer thing in central Japan. The northern noodle thing I’m familiar w/ is Hokkaido’s preference for sweetcorn & butter in ramen, which I haven’t had, but makes calories-in-the-cold sense I suppose.
Im sorta sorry but, “atacutuinus, cite on that thang”
Wow this episode was just Borzoi wheezing at Louis jokes and then getting mad about mentioning trannies appropriating the language of antisemitism.
Word on the street is spectre got kicked out of the nursing home after borzoi cleared out his bank accounts buying pokemon cards, he now lives on the streets of Baltimore #elderabuse
Everyone is so mean to Louis stop bullying him 🙁
His point kinda sucked tho.
He deserves to be called out on FAILING TO POAST eviction notice!
Fact: White people didn’t exist prior to the Columbian Exchange, as potatoes had not been introduced to Europe until then. The Afrocentrists are actually correct that Europeans prior to this were coal black.
They wuz whiteys, even if they skin was bleck.
Maybe Mike should invite Specter on an episode of Mike Check. It could be called “Life Check”.
Mike & Spectre should do a Sven Thursday style show. All sweater vests and practicality, no wars, talking about whatever. Just slot him in randomly and see what happens.
They should definitely do this on Saturday (I’m listening on the 12th). Expecting me to go a day or two without content is definitely abuse.
The show “Brittania” had an interesting portrayal of The Druids. They were central to the plot. Show got cancelled after 3 seasons. I liked it. It cast Aulus Plautius as they servant of an evil god, Lokka.
In the show they do a lot of psychedelics and pretty much rule, even ordering English kings around.
Are you kidding me? A discussion of Druids and Boomer concert culture, and no mention of Spinal Tap? I am disappoint.
Someone’s gotta educate the Zoomers.
https://youtu.be/2WWTzQ-mRFw
And yet they start singing “Mrs Robinson” from 1967
I get what Nike is talking about. I liked Blink-182 in high school and listening to any song by them now in my late 30s feels wrong.
You guys almost killed Borzoi
Borzoi to Louis and Nike.
https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1c3cef88-0bec-43ba-ae78-2dfa18048245
Ooooooh 3.5 hours of THIRD RAIL
Great Sunday Show as usual 👏
Thank you guys for bringing Rod Dreher’s headshot to my attention 😂
https://nationalconservatism.org/natcon-jerusalem-2026/en/home/
National Conservatism was literally, genetically born in Israel.
What about the band Furthur?
Good-bye Charlies
I’m crying, crying, crying over youuuu
I’m kirking my shi right now
Oh good Borzoi is here! It’ll be a funny episode!
typical spectre. happy birthday louis
Great, now I have Spinal Tap’s “Stonehenge” stuck in my head
Hey, gotten several calls from Indian call centers wanting to take a survey for the midterms. Told them the survey is paid for by rich Jews in America trying to rig the elections and that atleast half of Americans probably more, #1 don’t vote, #2 dislike the genocide in Palastine. Followed up with with a personal opinion: Both parties seem to love and serve Isreal and I’m tired of it. “I hope other Americans who take these calls are brave enough to say this and I want you to know thats how I and many other Americans feel” Take these… Read more »
On the first day of Kirkmis my true love gave to me… 1 .30-06 to the back of the neck
I for one support Purim type holidays for celebrating the assassinations of Rightoids.
Well Charlie Chaplin did kill Thomas Ince on a boat
This is a best Third Rail host load out. Don’t @ me sweatie
And there was much rejoicing.
Yaaaaaay
yaay
Fuckin’ kids… it ain’t over til you’re 60, that’s when the body really turns to shit.
60??? Oh, I wish.
Tell that to my body.
Sumbitch started going south at 50.
My hip went to shit in my early 60s, prior to that I was able to walk everywhere, now a mile and a half is about my limit
I’m 30 and I ALREADY have arthritis in one knee! You’re telling me it gets WORSE??
30 is the new 50, I already have permanent lower back pain, knees are next on the chopping block, the permanent plantars fasciitis was my 31st birthday present, and my shoulders hurt. You lucky dogs getting TWO or MORE decades before you can’t jog or hike anymore.
For real I expect to be a hunchback or in a wheelchair by 50.
You have bad luck. I’m in my mid 30s and have no pains or joint problems, despite ignoring my health and eating like shit
https://therighttodissent.substack.com/p/charlie-kirk-the-life-and-death-of.
I feel like im losing aura by listening to this
🗣️ ANOTHER WONDERFUL SHOW ON THE TRS NETWORK
You will be destroyed…you will be destroyed
Here on our, on the uh,
“It’s like trying to outgrow your circumcision, brother. It doesn’t work. It doesn’t come back.”
Holy shit Louis lmao
Borzoi cackling for two straight minutes about Nike’s relationship with Vampire Weekend is peak gondend.
Best laugh in the business. I’ve really missed it
Nike shouldn’t feel bad for still liking Vampire Weekend.
He should feel bad about ever liking Vampire Weekend.
There is a hadith where Muhammad says that you can’t set prices because Allah sets prices, so that’s probably why Hamas has such policies.
Fugg. At least they ban usury, right?
Hopefully, Spectre will be back in the next show.
NOTE: Spectre died on the way back to his home planet
Is “home planet” code for “nursing home”?
Google Poochie.
And he did it “in your face” “with an attitude”.
He gets bizzay
Consistently and thoroughly.
FIIIVE GOLDEN HEEBS!!
3 hours long and with special guest Louis! What have we done to deserve this wonderful treat?
And there was much rejoicing!
It’s a Kirkmas miracle
Cheers to DE and Nike for the last episode. The comments had closed before I listened to it. I tend to save The Third Rail for later as it is evergreen content.
yay!