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I asked ChatGPT to write me a story of the purest love to ever exist, and it give me this. The testing center was nearly empty when JN found Chris sitting beneath the fluorescent lights, calmly reviewing a practice exam. “You got the highest score again,” JN said. Chris looked up with a smile. “You sound surprised.” “I’m not surprised. I’m impressed.” JN hesitated. “Honestly, there are three things I admire about you.” Chris raised an eyebrow. “Only three?” “Your intellect. Your apparently inexhaustible energy.” JN grinned. “And your strangely impressive testosterone levels for a man your age.” Chris laughed.… Read more »
Is this your cope for the fact that you fell for a likely fake screenshot? We don’t have to hate each other man…I don’t actually hate anyone.
I don’t hate you, I just find this all to be ridiculous and lulzy and am leaning into that. The text that robit spat out is mad funny and I had to share with the class.
You stick around despite the inevitable wave of negative reactions to most of your posts, so you’re okay by me.
Add me on Xitter
I have to admit that the screenshots weren’t fake, but were taken out of the full context.
PA got me on that one at least.
We need a Netflix adaptation of this RomCom
Edit for title: Judicial Langaning coming to Theatres near you.
The claim that Chris Langan said that George Bush staged 9/11 to prevent the masses from learning about the CTMU is COMPLETELY FALSE
Holy shit. I’m done bro. I’m done. Seriously, I’m just dealing with people who don’t give a fuck about what’s true or not 😂😂😂
It takes 10 seconds to fact check if Langan said that. You know that you can Grok shit like this? But no, you just believe some dumbass retard commenter that told you a lie.
Anyone replying to me dissenting to me here can actually just fuck off at this point; dumb niggers.
Like I try to nicely educate people and then I get absolute smelly dog shit thrown back in my face. Whatever guys. Keep peddling lies and BS if it makes you feel better.
We’re just an industrial-sized fan blowing back the dog shit you yourself throw all over this comment section.
Edit: And you are literally not nice at all. From day one your tone when discussing any of your pet topics was extremely smug and condescending, which is why so many people take delight in playing “kick the autistic” with you. I would tell you to read the room, but I am 100% certain that your neurology precludes that.
All I can find is a screenshot that purports to be Chris Langan’s post and you can’t even tell what the site is that it’s being posted on. Where’s the actual primary source that he said this? Because I can’t find it.
Sorry for the hissyfit
– Judicial
The Baffler article contains a link to the facebook post.
https://thebaffler.com/latest/more-smarter-ward
Okay, you got me on that one. It’s real. Virtual scoreboard PA 1 : JN 0 But, now we are getting away from what this post actually says which is not exactly that “Bush staged 9/11 to distract everyone from the CTMU.” If you actually read the post, I went to the original one that was linked, it’s not crude or simplistic in the way it was proposed to be; he also lists the Patriot act and the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. If we are going to be charitable, it seems he’s saying that those things had the effect… Read more »
The post in which he made this claim is still up on his facebook group. It took me less than 30 seconds to locate it. He posted it from the admin account. You’re the one who is lying. Maybe stop cognitively offloading to Grok. “The CTMU has already been “all over the news”, mostly at the turn of the millennium (just as promised); then professed Christian GW Bush and his decidedly non-Christian neocon vultures did everything they could to distract everyone by immediately staging 9/11, passing the PATRIOT Act, and invading Iraq and Afghanistan” That is a direct quote. Seethe… Read more »
Re-fact checked, still no primary source that substantiates those screenshots as being from a Chris Langan Facebook account.
So are you going to apologize for saying that I’m lying?
So there’s circulating screenshots with no verification to back them up.
What’s more likely than bud, that they’re fake and used to smear Chris Langan? Or that they’re somehow real but no one can find the primary source for them? Hmmmmmm
“What’s more likely than bud, that they’re fake and used to smear Chris Langan? Or that they’re somehow real but no one can find the primary source for them?”
Obviously the second one, you moron
Yeah I did an oopsie on that one I’ll admit. But I literally fact checked it like 3 times and couldn’t find the actual, original Facebook post and then somehow some blog has it. Like okay
Langan also said in 2014 interview in regard to 9/11 (Grok summary): “He has “a lot of unanswered questions.” He does not think the official account is the whole story or that the event was properly investigated. He notes that many people call it an “inside job,” then immediately adds that he does not think there is enough data “to make a definitive statement one way or another.” What he does call “extremely suspicious” or “highly suspicious”: • buildings falling at free-fall speed • Building 7 • hijackers with little flight training hitting the towers • steel melting (he repeats… Read more »
A rainy day in October or November is just peak comfy to me
Few know what JFK actually said in German was “I am a jelly donut”, they were cheering and also laughing, they cut that bit out in documentaries.
No I’m not being sarcastic for once.
Its not three kikes, the second Triggernometry guy is an English shabbos goy.
It was obvious the Tates were never that rich. I saw they were living in what looked like a warehouse turned into a compound in a fucking Romanian suburb lol. Andrew Tate also claimed to have an Estonian passport but a high ranking police official came out and said that he doesn’t have Estonian citizenship. Everything is a lie.
Born and raised in Tampa Bay area. Yes it’s awful. Attracts the worst of the worst. Only wish I moved out of that hell hole of a state sooner.
We’re the Tate brothers educated around Edinburgh, Scotland.?
Yeah Paddy knows kikes and the crown are one and the same Schlomo.
Man I hope Hamas makes some giant dick and balls kites just to take the piss.
Turns out the IDF thought the observer said “there’s kikes coming over the border” so they didn’t do anything straight away.
australia has two seasons instead, wet and dry
Yep death by fire or water it’s one of the two.
Asking women what they want in a man is basically the same as the long running public joke in Australia of guys putting up personals adds looking for promiscuous blonde twins that own a brewery.
“I want—like—the man who doesn’t exist.”
The Trump policy with Canada is the like the rest of the Americas. He has intimidated and quasi invaded many countries in the America via military force or gay ops (CIA/DEA) because of their ties with China, Russia, Palestine and Iran. Americas are resource rich and China is resource poor has forged very strong bonds with many countries to gain resources. https://apcoworldwide.com/blog/between-washington-and-beijing-mark-carneys-pragmatic-reset-to-china-canada-relations/
Thru may not be violent, but the anti-woman posters THEMSELVES are family annihilators. Their entire identity revolves around destroying white families.
Eh babee wanna see a dangerous sexual unit?
Don’t worry Sven I think you would need to inject extra chromosomes to imitate Andrew Tate properly.
lol what the Tate lawyer said was the definition of blackmail, you can’t threaten to bring harm or get something in return, only agree to not reveal information that causes harm by being payed, and that does not stop the person you payed calling the cops either.
“I move to be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own client your honour”
There are only two ways around diplomatic immunity. One way to get justice is to have the diplomats home country arrest them and charge them for what they did in the host country under the home country’s equivalent laws.
The second way to get justice is the intelligence agency in which the crime was committed will hunt down and kill the offender.
The second scenario is very rare but it does happen if the crime/offense was egregious enough.
Re: Lindsey Clancy case I want the outcome where I never have to hear about this case again, because it has caused me nothing but psychic angst.
I don’t even remember it being talked about in 2023 or whenever it actually happened.
Yeah it’s depressing as fuck, I’d bet money her husband dosed her on seroquel choked the kids and threw her out a window who’s gonna believe that crazy bitch, you get no crazy wife and kids and new missus, would explain his odd behaviour also.
But whatever, there no one celebrating killing kids rightoids are just weird cunts.
Ask JF if you can move on with your life after that I suppose..
>Sven reprimands Mike for interrupting
GO ON TELL’EM
I think it actually got Moike to behave! He apologized and ceded to others a couple times this ep!
When you have a Mike you’ve got to train it
Learn from Australia just because I tell Randbot to shut the fuck up you stupid cunt doesn’t mean we aren’t friends if he’s sober enough to remember that, head injured Melbournite homosexual that he is.
The heat brings out the wild in the dindunstan.
>I am not allowed to vote for this comment
The Moike Mafia is powerful and pervasive
Swamp coolers work by evaporative cooling. When water evaporates, it absorbs heat from the air, which cools the air. But this only works in a dry climate, because if it’s humid the air is already saturated with water vapor so evaporation happens slowly, if at all.
See comment #4
Excuse me, I’M the main character of this comments section!
Put your Kangaroo leg in a wet sack mates
Milo gets deported because he opposed the Jews.
He is probably jewish himself.
Milo is a jew why are you bitching?
Sorry guys, but the Prequels are great. – I don’t know what compelled me to say this, Carry on
The three Star Wars prequels suck, but not as much as the ones that they made recently. I never saw the third but I know it sucks.
I would say it’s somewhere in the middle of you two. They aren’t great but they don’t suck. They are watchable unlike the newest 3.
I am hoping against hope that there will be a Third Rail this weekend. Unfortunately, Spectre has not been on Twitter since late June, so I cannot ask him.
RIP Ratko Mladic.
RIP brata, a lot a drinking is going on in my town tonight I’m sure.
Free helicopter rides should become a thing again, especially for the writer of this article:https://www.advocate.com/opinion/dolly-parton-lgbtq-love.
I just stumbled across an odd sentence in a dumb article about genes and differences.
“Chihuahuas are tiny, Great Danes are huge; collies are clever, borzois are stupid.”
I’m skeptical.
Collies are clever in that they do bidding, they don’t question orders much like Shepherds and most working dogs, Borzois are feral like my dingo. They aren’t stupid they just won’t do what you say unless you can fight them and prove that you have good ideas and won’t get them killed like most humans on a hunt. Much like a wolf will make friends with you if you aren’t scared as he can tell, which means you’re smart and interesting maybe you can help him catch deer, otherwise they actually think it’s funny to chase you that’s why they… Read more »
All subspecies of a given species have the same intelligence. Don’t be a bigot.
Yes dingoes just maul the face and balls off anything that moves as they didn’t get a proper education.
True, spring is the midwit season
since america is a twitter meme government, they won’t fight the extradition openly BUT if quietly suddenly the UK drops the charges and the tates are freed, thats the trump jews calling in a favor
Andy Burnham better not betray us.
Unironically Rightoids would be celebrating if the two Muslim sex criminals known as the Tate brothers were let off.
Holy Ghost: Host to Host
Ok that’s good
Followed by it’s spinoff Catholic Planet
David Frum bit was incredibly rustling
Launch the kites
Race war now.
I feel like Lake EnriqueTario was just sitting right there
brown people don’t season they climate
🤣
Moike seems to have forgotten the irish guy threatened those tourists in france, it was’t ireland In may ways, the zionism IS reflective of the native population, france sucks!
School started here like the 8th of August, fucking insane, I would refuse.
Literally played a clip from the Andy Griffith Show and total silence from Ben Matlock on this important matter.
I haven’t gotten there yet, I keep having to restart the show because of my phone being retarded today.
I’m almost there, is it Ernest T Bass going Old Man Kelcy’s Ocean, let’s see…..
Yes! Yes! Yes! One of the best episodes! Ernest T Bass is the king of the creekshitters.
Ernest T Bass was also famously played by a Jew.
Andy Griffith Show ruined.
I get him mixed up with Festus.
I do too.
Put those broads in cooking and cleaning bootcamp, I’ll teach ’em how to dice an onion the right way.
Give us another Ben Matlock recipe!
You know there’s no judicial noticer yet when there’s only 17 comments lmao
I’m trying to be better, okay. 👍🏻
I like to see lots of your comments just be less tarded.
winter sucks, other 3 are good.
I like winter.
Season rankings (best to worst):
Autumn
Spring
Winter
Summer (hot, humid, bugs everywhere, niggers come out of hibernation)
Mongoose Kikimora was a good example of the incel revenge fantasies. He would constantly talk about having women violently lashed for “fornicating” when he wasn’t talking about how he masturbated to hentai
Mike has officially traded roles with Alex as master interrupter and subject changer
Thank you for making me aware of “face dancing”. I’m gonna have nightmares for weeks.
Pleased to be getting the Weekend UpTate
The most degenerate and criminal members of my distant family live(d) in Florida and I don’t consider that to be a coincidence
The “diplomat” that killed a UK man, fled the country, and the US refuses to extricate to the UK worked for the “intelligence community. It’s no wonder they refused to extradite her. She was NOT a diplomat!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Harry_Dunn
She was driving on the wrong side of the road when she killed him, btw. 8 Months sentence, LOL
Sacoolas pleaded guilty, via video link, to causing the death of Harry Dunn by careless driving. On 8 December 2022, she was sentenced to eight months imprisonment, suspended for 12 months, and disqualified from driving for 12 months. She had not attended the sentencing in person on the advice of the US government, despite the request of the judge.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Harry_Dunn Dunn’s parents visited the White House on 15 October 2019 to meet with “a senior official”. To their surprise they were met by President Trump, who told them that Sacoolas was waiting “in the next room” to meet them. They and their lawyer rejected this as being too soon, and something that should take place on British soil. Trump called his meeting with the Dunn family “beautiful in a certain way”. He also said driving on the wrong side “happens to a lot of people”, because they “go to Europe and the roads are opposite”. It was later alleged that… Read more »
Swamp coolers use evaporative cooling, I believe
Yes it’s just the evaporation of water, that’s why they don’t work in high humidity. Trouble is, we’ve been having a humid summer in Los Angeles this year
“spring is pleb”
10 seconds later
“maybe i like spring?” – Mike 2026
Autumn is the best season.
“Eh you like thing? Er I liked it first”
“I always loved spring.” – Prince with a thousand allergies
Sekkkund
First!
Henlo
Henlo fren