If you wanted to parody Alex Jones they ought to do a soft spoken mild mannered version of him that still has the same crank shit
Skin Shahed
August 22, 2026 6:46 pm
Deodorant without aluminum zirconium sucks so bad, crunchy culture has done a number on cosmetics taking out ingredients that actually work in the name of health because someone did a crack study decades ago. Admittedly it kinda started with liberals, but every kind of rightoid from suburban moms in utah to twitter nazis have really taken that ball and run it up in recent years.
Von den Juden und Ihren Lügen
August 21, 2026 4:53 pm
Hitler would be against USA getting involved in foreign wars.
collatz
August 21, 2026 4:18 pm
The Cremo high-hold, low-shine is good. A bit difficult to work in but both “not crunchy”, and gets close to not looking like there’s anything in there. Just keeps a style in place. Also pretty washable/soluble after you’ve worked it in. Do have to do it w/ moist hair tho. Maybe I don’t use a lot, but a single tin has lasted me well over a year.
commodvsdetritvs
August 21, 2026 2:33 pm
Decades ago they were finding minute amounts of aluminum in the brains of Alzheimer’s victims, but they weren’t sure if it was a cause or an effect. I think by now they’ve determined that aluminum doesn’t cause Alzheimer’s
Smart TRS Listener
August 21, 2026 1:09 pm
That excess sugar and caffeine in energy drinks will kill you far faster than the bit of aluminum contact.
This is why we need to learn the fundamentals before we even attempt to maxx anything.
Buy my alumium free scent free deodorant for only 14.99 a stick.
Prince Spaghetti Day
August 21, 2026 1:06 pm
There’s this hair stuff called “Groom and Clean “that I use. It just gives your hair control without grease or wax. Adds the perfect amount of weight to your hair, and it’s cheap.
thefacilitator
August 21, 2026 12:52 pm
JN they found a new conspiracy bandwagon for you to jump on: “American Cancer Society shows that aluminum in antiperspirants is not bad for your health or linked to breast cancer or Alzheimer’s disease. Aluminum salts temporarily plug sweat ducts to stop wetness, but very little is absorbed by the skin” DEBATE ME IN A SPACE ON X (im banned for 10 more days sowwy)
Arthur Pierce
August 21, 2026 11:47 am
The real horseshoe is the Ummah supporter and Ummah alog. Both come around to being Zionists.
Arthur Pierce
August 21, 2026 11:45 am
I wish my purchases could help arm Palestinians.
Arthur Pierce
August 21, 2026 11:44 am
I’m aluminummaxing. It’s lightweight and strong, what’s not to like about it? I hope eventually my entire skeleton consists of pure aluminum, so that I am indestructible.
The women in this case i hate the most are those casting aspersions on the dad for being somehow culpable in this, like he shouldn’t have left his kids alone with their mother, or he’s framing her. It’s kind of kooky
Red Green Nationalist
August 21, 2026 11:24 am
I’m giving you the Content Prep
thefacilitator
August 21, 2026 11:15 am
Grease your hair with possum fat 👍
LittleWarrior
August 21, 2026 11:11 am
Sorry Sven, if we’re gonna have a TRS dad fight, I’m #TeamBorzoi
Doomernat is a dixoid, so he’s reflexively going to find himself supporting zog americana at some points without knowing it. Alex is the only confirmed case of breaking that trauma cylcle.
We have to pick a side. The Eternal Jihad of the Sventologists vs the Borzoids will ring through the ages.
LittleWarrior
August 21, 2026 11:07 am
Aluminum cans have lining, thus their contents are NOT in direct contact with aluminum. Pouring into a glass avoids any aluminum contact. On the other hand it’s in contact with a polymer liner, so microplastics might be higher. There’s no winning!
Yes, they are lined to prevent destruction of the cans, the last thing you would want is something the pH of Cola coming into long term contact with metal.
The solution is to use glass, wherein you only get the ‘microplastics’ from the cap.
If you wanted to parody Alex Jones they ought to do a soft spoken mild mannered version of him that still has the same crank shit
Deodorant without aluminum zirconium sucks so bad, crunchy culture has done a number on cosmetics taking out ingredients that actually work in the name of health because someone did a crack study decades ago. Admittedly it kinda started with liberals, but every kind of rightoid from suburban moms in utah to twitter nazis have really taken that ball and run it up in recent years.
Hitler would be against USA getting involved in foreign wars.
The Cremo high-hold, low-shine is good. A bit difficult to work in but both “not crunchy”, and gets close to not looking like there’s anything in there. Just keeps a style in place. Also pretty washable/soluble after you’ve worked it in. Do have to do it w/ moist hair tho. Maybe I don’t use a lot, but a single tin has lasted me well over a year.
Decades ago they were finding minute amounts of aluminum in the brains of Alzheimer’s victims, but they weren’t sure if it was a cause or an effect. I think by now they’ve determined that aluminum doesn’t cause Alzheimer’s
That excess sugar and caffeine in energy drinks will kill you far faster than the bit of aluminum contact.
This is why we need to learn the fundamentals before we even attempt to maxx anything.
Use deodorant, sonion.
The Anti Deodorant stuff is 100% Jeets seeding the narrative
Buy my alumium free scent free deodorant for only 14.99 a stick.
There’s this hair stuff called “Groom and Clean “that I use. It just gives your hair control without grease or wax. Adds the perfect amount of weight to your hair, and it’s cheap.
JN they found a new conspiracy bandwagon for you to jump on: “American Cancer Society shows that aluminum in antiperspirants is not bad for your health or linked to breast cancer or Alzheimer’s disease. Aluminum salts temporarily plug sweat ducts to stop wetness, but very little is absorbed by the skin” DEBATE ME IN A SPACE ON X (im banned for 10 more days sowwy)
The real horseshoe is the Ummah supporter and Ummah alog. Both come around to being Zionists.
I wish my purchases could help arm Palestinians.
I’m aluminummaxing. It’s lightweight and strong, what’s not to like about it? I hope eventually my entire skeleton consists of pure aluminum, so that I am indestructible.
Fibreglass is also very strong as well.
Take your magnesium
Aluminium really is a miracle metal.
The women in this case i hate the most are those casting aspersions on the dad for being somehow culpable in this, like he shouldn’t have left his kids alone with their mother, or he’s framing her. It’s kind of kooky
I’m giving you the Content Prep
Grease your hair with possum fat 👍
Sorry Sven, if we’re gonna have a TRS dad fight, I’m #TeamBorzoi
Edit: oh this was about the Dearborn joke lol
Broke: Is Doomernat or Borzoi more anti american?
Woke: Is Sven or Borzoi more anti american?
Doomernat is a dixoid, so he’s reflexively going to find himself supporting zog americana at some points without knowing it. Alex is the only confirmed case of breaking that trauma cylcle.
Team McNabb
We have to pick a side. The Eternal Jihad of the Sventologists vs the Borzoids will ring through the ages.
Aluminum cans have lining, thus their contents are NOT in direct contact with aluminum. Pouring into a glass avoids any aluminum contact. On the other hand it’s in contact with a polymer liner, so microplastics might be higher. There’s no winning!
Yes, they are lined to prevent destruction of the cans, the last thing you would want is something the pH of Cola coming into long term contact with metal.
The solution is to use glass, wherein you only get the ‘microplastics’ from the cap.
Implying that ingesting trace amounts of aluminum was ever bad in the first place
Sneaky Sven leaving August 19th’s prep on the home page and hiding this precious prep behind it!
That feel when you are so early you F5’d just as Svenjeet’s upload completed.