Where I live, if you get a brown recluse bite, you go to the doctor.
Kvltured Grug
July 13, 2026 2:35 pm
One time I was camping, and sleeping in swimming trunks, and somehow a spider got trapped in the netting. I kept feeling something and just kind of slapping at it and going back to sleep. I woke up in the morning to a dead spider and my dick covered in spider bites.
Is that Seattle 89 in the background?
Where I live, if you get a brown recluse bite, you go to the doctor.
One time I was camping, and sleeping in swimming trunks, and somehow a spider got trapped in the netting. I kept feeling something and just kind of slapping at it and going back to sleep. I woke up in the morning to a dead spider and my dick covered in spider bites.
Sven your TV is very distracting…
“Metallica – Live in Seattle 1989” by the look of it.
I said your sickness may have been caused by spoiled food, not your diet. Mike lying with an agenda!
Brown recluse bite is nectrotizing to flesh, you’d know if it was that.
Brown recluse? Is that what we call these incel groypers now?
Spiders are awesome.
Straits closed, crack spread open.
Beef chubs on standby.
Lindsey Graham. Sam Neil. Mike feeling sick. Dont celebrities die in threes?
It’s a good thing we’re on such an irrelevant website!
Iran is preparing to follow through on their spongebob threat
Stop calling Tyler Robinson a tranny, he identifies as a patsy helicopter
Cup pepperoni supremacy.
Sven brought his own second screen
I got a 12 hour lock on Twitter again. The rightoids really don’t want me on that platform
Please block Sheikh Revolution
Rightoids really don’t like people dancing on ladybug’s grave
No burning actual content in prep? Pandemonium. Cats and dogs living together
We got dangerously close with the gas price talk, but luckily bug bite banter pulled through in the end
I missed a week of work in May from Shingles. I have to wait 9 months before I can get the vax
Ever whack your shin with a bike pedal? It’s like just bone there
Get clip ins and you’ll never have that problem again!
I have much to learn from McNabb
Having clip ins is like having a manual transmission car.
“i’ve been eating ham sandwiches, pizza, and burgers, Melissa, of course i’m eating well”
I think she would tend to disagree!
Also its Delaware. Ground zero for financial fuckery
I don’t think black widow or brown recluse kill many people.
still hate em though
First!
sorry nnnnnnnnnnnnnnguy
Well, it said be the first to comment, so I did!
Blockade prep!