Sven mains Kyle Clifton in Tecmo. I bet the Bills beat the Jets easily.
Rickert 🪂
March 22, 2026 5:05 am
That feel when suddenly out of nowhere everyone on TRS starts using a new nigger slang.
D:
RonnieCope
March 21, 2026 11:48 am
As a kid I would totally dominate playing as Steve McMichael on Tecmo Bowl.
Years later I was on my buddy’s Ski Boat when we ran out of gasoline in the middle of the lake.
None other than “Mongo” McMichael pulled up in his boat and towed us to the dock. Fond memory. 🏈
It’s a grim, lonely road that is not for the faint of heart.
❄ Winter Apologist ❄
March 20, 2026 3:27 pm
Also I saw that picture floating around. It has some fairly deep cuts on it, its less “millennial unc slop” and more “I was on /a/, /v/, or /b/ in the mid aughts and it informed my tastes.”
❄ Winter Apologist ❄
March 20, 2026 2:57 pm
The NES era of videogames is still pre-golden age. Before it hit the critical mass of pop culture. To put it in terms x-ers might understand, its like saying “I like music before the Beatles.” Oldies territory. Its not unc slop its gramps slop.
Metroid Dread in switch is a great fucking side scrolled.
JohnnyTightlips
March 20, 2026 2:13 pm
As someone who is an MLB junkie I can tell you that notion is completely false…….the more American a team is the better they are. If you’re looking for super American teams to peruse you have the Orioles, Cubs, Athletics, Phillies, Nationals, Rockies, and Brewers
timtim1208
March 20, 2026 2:04 pm
True story: The site Baseball Reference keeps stats on every MLB player in history. They generate unique URLs for each player by using the first 5 letters of the last name and the first two letters of the first name followed by a two digit number. Eventually some jew noticed and freaked out because the URL for Kevin Youkilis’s page was “youkike01” and they had to go in and manually change it.
Romulus
March 20, 2026 1:20 pm
Yeah those games are unc “slop”, games like Halo 3 and modern warfare 2 are well over 20 years old at this point
Prince Spaghetti Day
March 20, 2026 1:17 pm
Wade Boggs gets a ring, but not Donny Baseball. That always stuck in my craw as a Yankees fan.
I listen to the Baseball is Dead podcast and it’s pretty solid. Former A’s pitcher and current A’s announcer Dallas Braden is on it and he’s pretty hilarious in a classic weirdo ballplayer way.
Preusischblau
March 20, 2026 12:38 pm
I just bought an Anbernic RG35XX H and it’s a handheld emulator that plays everything old from like Atari, Nes, and Sega up to PS1 and PSP. It’s something I would’ve killed for as a kid. Size of a phone. Lot of fun.
judicial_notificing
March 20, 2026 12:07 pm
Gen Xers pretending their video games, where you are basically a step above the NPCs, are better than modern games is cute guys. I’m sorry you didn’t get to experience Call of Duty Black Ops 2 when it first came out as a teenager.
Shit give all the NBA players guns and place their ops in random spots in the crowd.
Enwerd Gibbsmehands
March 20, 2026 11:42 am
“Who’d like to hear the horrible truth? or do you wanna see me hit some dingers?!”
“Dingers, dingers, dingers!”
Enwerd Gibbsmehands
March 20, 2026 11:40 am
Also yes there’s an old combat sim dragon something, it’s actually accurate in that you never see any other soldiers and you just cop it out of nowhere.
Whilst COD is actually fun because it’s stupid and ridiculous, realistic Madden would not be selling to niggers only autistic people.
Sega made forgettable consoles in the 80s, then the Genesis/MD which briefly ruled the world and was beating the SNES. Sega could have stayed on top, instead they released some of the shittiest hardware ever. CD, 32x, Saturn, one disaster after another. They actually learned their lessons with the Dreamcast, but by then it was too late. Sad!
Enwerd Gibbsmehands
March 20, 2026 11:34 am
Fallout New Vegas is the greatest game ever made even though they ran out of money and didn’t finish because Bethesda didn’t want to make it so they gave it to Obsidian, and it had to work on 360 so it was crippled.
But with half a million mods I’m still playing a decade later, not even in Vegas anymore, I’m in Portland wearing my depleted uranium armour calling in airstrikes against the remaining legion with my German Shepherd, because war, war never changes.
Admin
borzoi
March 20, 2026 11:25 am
Unc slop for guys my age is Super Nintendo, N64, and Playstation 1
If you had asked me to pick a game that’s unc slop, that is something not good but carried by nostalgia, a perfect example is Donkey Kong 64
Sven mains Kyle Clifton in Tecmo. I bet the Bills beat the Jets easily.
That feel when suddenly out of nowhere everyone on TRS starts using a new nigger slang.
D:
As a kid I would totally dominate playing as Steve McMichael on Tecmo Bowl.
Years later I was on my buddy’s Ski Boat when we ran out of gasoline in the middle of the lake.
None other than “Mongo” McMichael pulled up in his boat and towed us to the dock. Fond memory. 🏈
What is UNC slop?
What is UNC?
(serious question)
It’s a grim, lonely road that is not for the faint of heart.
Also I saw that picture floating around. It has some fairly deep cuts on it, its less “millennial unc slop” and more “I was on /a/, /v/, or /b/ in the mid aughts and it informed my tastes.”
The NES era of videogames is still pre-golden age. Before it hit the critical mass of pop culture. To put it in terms x-ers might understand, its like saying “I like music before the Beatles.” Oldies territory. Its not unc slop its gramps slop.
Yeah, pre-Playstation is grandpa games.
Metroid Dread in switch is a great fucking side scrolled.
As someone who is an MLB junkie I can tell you that notion is completely false…….the more American a team is the better they are. If you’re looking for super American teams to peruse you have the Orioles, Cubs, Athletics, Phillies, Nationals, Rockies, and Brewers
True story: The site Baseball Reference keeps stats on every MLB player in history. They generate unique URLs for each player by using the first 5 letters of the last name and the first two letters of the first name followed by a two digit number. Eventually some jew noticed and freaked out because the URL for Kevin Youkilis’s page was “youkike01” and they had to go in and manually change it.
Yeah those games are unc “slop”, games like Halo 3 and modern warfare 2 are well over 20 years old at this point
Wade Boggs gets a ring, but not Donny Baseball. That always stuck in my craw as a Yankees fan.
Chuck Knobloch (sp?) got the yips, moved to first, then got let go. He’s the only player I know of to get a career ending case of the yips.
Knoblauch. German for “garlic”.
This is very X’er coded. Lol
“Baseball does not exist” is a pretty good YT channel.
Sounds like a Paranormies episode
I listen to the Baseball is Dead podcast and it’s pretty solid. Former A’s pitcher and current A’s announcer Dallas Braden is on it and he’s pretty hilarious in a classic weirdo ballplayer way.
I just bought an Anbernic RG35XX H and it’s a handheld emulator that plays everything old from like Atari, Nes, and Sega up to PS1 and PSP. It’s something I would’ve killed for as a kid. Size of a phone. Lot of fun.
Gen Xers pretending their video games, where you are basically a step above the NPCs, are better than modern games is cute guys. I’m sorry you didn’t get to experience Call of Duty Black Ops 2 when it first came out as a teenager.
Black Ops 2 story mode was actually decent
Yes, that era of campaigns were awesome in Call of Duty.
CoD is gay, faggot shit for shitty non-gamers. Play a real game that requires thought.
Pete Rose was a Jew
My idea to make all sports more exiting is to give the front row jacked up paintball guns and award prizes for good hits on the players.
The only time sitting Courtside is worth it
Shit give all the NBA players guns and place their ops in random spots in the crowd.
“Who’d like to hear the horrible truth? or do you wanna see me hit some dingers?!”
“Dingers, dingers, dingers!”
Also yes there’s an old combat sim dragon something, it’s actually accurate in that you never see any other soldiers and you just cop it out of nowhere.
Whilst COD is actually fun because it’s stupid and ridiculous, realistic Madden would not be selling to niggers only autistic people.
“Ma can we have a SEGA Megadrive”
“No we have Megadrive at home (Master system)”
Cheap bastard parents.
Sega made forgettable consoles in the 80s, then the Genesis/MD which briefly ruled the world and was beating the SNES. Sega could have stayed on top, instead they released some of the shittiest hardware ever. CD, 32x, Saturn, one disaster after another. They actually learned their lessons with the Dreamcast, but by then it was too late. Sad!
Fallout New Vegas is the greatest game ever made even though they ran out of money and didn’t finish because Bethesda didn’t want to make it so they gave it to Obsidian, and it had to work on 360 so it was crippled.
But with half a million mods I’m still playing a decade later, not even in Vegas anymore, I’m in Portland wearing my depleted uranium armour calling in airstrikes against the remaining legion with my German Shepherd, because war, war never changes.
Unc slop for guys my age is Super Nintendo, N64, and Playstation 1
If you had asked me to pick a game that’s unc slop, that is something not good but carried by nostalgia, a perfect example is Donkey Kong 64
Abe’s Odyssey ftw
I just had to escape, I just had to be free
omg dk64. just give me banjo kazooi rare you HACK FRAUDS
Pft ripping off the noble Australian Bandicoot not on my watch!
My unc slop is age of empires, they are still adding shit to it all these years later
I don’t even play AOE2 anymore, I just watch other people play on Youtube. Sucks getting old.
Aw sheit nigga you finna micro
Mike having a Genesis explains exactly why he got bored of video games.
It’s funny because McNabb would insist that era of video games was when vidja peaked: half life, halo, etc. the aughts. HARD DISAGREE!
“It’s called Contra, and it’s art.” -Sven
I love listening to Mike and Sven turn into boomers whenever video game come up.
Boomers don’t play video games.
I dunno my 85yr old step dad is sailing a US destroyer through Japanese waters rn.
Sent from my Jitterbug, bottom text
They played Atari.
MojaveD on youtube is a boomer gamer.
Has Sven and Mike ever been on an episode of NIGR?
Mike was on the Xcom episode
1st! 😀
Gadeth sounds like one of those broccoli hair zoomer names
Gadeth Tornado III.
Related, Gadeth also the ultimate fate of IDF