All Picard wants to do is live out his retirement driving cars and smoking weed and they keep handing him a phaser because trekkies can’t admit its over, the dream has been dead for 30 years. Longer even.
One of the Rolling Stones guys has a massive collection the funny part is he doesn’t have a license, just puts on the racing suit and gets drunk in his cars.
Common old man disease. The infamous dune buggy chase scene in Nemesis was allegedly because Patrick Stewart was like “Hey, I like cars. Wouldn’t it be cool if we all just raced cars in the desert instead of all this bullshit?” And that was 25 years ago, he was already checked out then.
Dutchy
January 21, 2026 12:32 pm
god i fucking hate movies
Autistic Realist
January 21, 2026 12:25 pm
As someone who has read The Lord of the Rings more than 30 times and re-read a few weeks ago listening to this prep has been painful.
Enwerd Gibbsmehands
January 21, 2026 12:23 pm
Tenet should have just been called nigger.
Sven is right my missus is an actual cultured artist and informs me he’s an untalented hack.
Enwerd Gibbsmehands
January 21, 2026 12:06 pm
“But why didn’t the bird things just fly them into Mordor at the start”
ie Arthur Pendragon, head of dragons.
You’ll find the Royal symbols are still dragons, King Charles is a descendant of Vlad Dracul.
As the King said about staying in Walachia castles “well I do have stake.. in the place”
Obviously they’re horrible scumbags it’s a shame the history has been shat on.
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borzoi
January 21, 2026 11:57 am
Mobile Suit Deus Ex Machina
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borzoi
January 21, 2026 11:55 am
Idaho is indeed a made-up word they thought was Amerindian. It isn’t. They made it up
Ironically Kangaroo actually means “I don’t know what you’re saying why are you pointing at that jumpy thing”
❄ Winter Apologist ❄
January 21, 2026 11:52 am
You’re thinking of Shelob. Somewhere down the line the owners of the LotR brand decided she wasn’t a giant monster spider but actually a hot goth lady.
In that shadow of mordor game. They also added a Gondorian nigger who was an interracial love interest for a young White girl, I couldn’t play that shit.
I got that game for 5 bucks during a sale. I don’t think I finished it.
BoomerDoomer1488
January 21, 2026 11:45 am
Book stores featuring collections of old books is something a lot of modern authors complain about a lot. They have a point, but also illiterate niggers and the death of culture is probably hurting them a lot more then Tolkien. tbh there’s no reason to buy any of those old books new, there’s so many used copies out there you can get for cheap.
Patrick Stewart’s agent should be arrested for elder abuse.
All Picard wants to do is live out his retirement driving cars and smoking weed and they keep handing him a phaser because trekkies can’t admit its over, the dream has been dead for 30 years. Longer even.
I thought Jay Leno was the main car collecting Boomer celebrity
One of the Rolling Stones guys has a massive collection the funny part is he doesn’t have a license, just puts on the racing suit and gets drunk in his cars.
Common old man disease. The infamous dune buggy chase scene in Nemesis was allegedly because Patrick Stewart was like “Hey, I like cars. Wouldn’t it be cool if we all just raced cars in the desert instead of all this bullshit?” And that was 25 years ago, he was already checked out then.
god i fucking hate movies
As someone who has read The Lord of the Rings more than 30 times and re-read a few weeks ago listening to this prep has been painful.
Tenet should have just been called nigger.
Sven is right my missus is an actual cultured artist and informs me he’s an untalented hack.
“But why didn’t the bird things just fly them into Mordor at the start”
“Hey shut up”
The fell beasts of the Nazgul.
I wanna make a version where Frodo just has a 12 gauge and blasts everyone.
“Pen” means head in Brythonic Celtic languages. Sounds like the map is going back to the roots of each element in the names.
ie Arthur Pendragon, head of dragons.
You’ll find the Royal symbols are still dragons, King Charles is a descendant of Vlad Dracul.
As the King said about staying in Walachia castles “well I do have stake.. in the place”
Obviously they’re horrible scumbags it’s a shame the history has been shat on.
Mobile Suit Deus Ex Machina
Idaho is indeed a made-up word they thought was Amerindian. It isn’t. They made it up
Yeah they asked the Natives what the place was called “I dunno”
Ironically Kangaroo actually means “I don’t know what you’re saying why are you pointing at that jumpy thing”
You’re thinking of Shelob. Somewhere down the line the owners of the LotR brand decided she wasn’t a giant monster spider but actually a hot goth lady.
In that shadow of mordor game. They also added a Gondorian nigger who was an interracial love interest for a young White girl, I couldn’t play that shit.
I got that game for 5 bucks during a sale. I don’t think I finished it.
Book stores featuring collections of old books is something a lot of modern authors complain about a lot. They have a point, but also illiterate niggers and the death of culture is probably hurting them a lot more then Tolkien. tbh there’s no reason to buy any of those old books new, there’s so many used copies out there you can get for cheap.
Lord of the Prep
Prep of the Rings
Time to get schooled twelvoids 🎈👍
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