Spectre is busy sealing off Jew tunnels, so Lauritz and Bellerophon took over! With supreme contempt for both the audience and audio quality, we rambled about:
-Warhammer
-Iran
-Venezuela
-Theology (only snake-handling Pentecostals will get to heaven)
-Greenland
-EU being big gay
-Lauritz is currently accepting waifu applications
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I thought the Golden Dome was one of the faggot’s bankrupt casinos
The hard way isn’t Exon so much as ESSo in Columbia. Subsidizing the recreation of Gran Columbia turns the taps on. I would remind everyone that Red Menace of Salvador Daniel Ortega served the American oligarchs just fine for decades.
Greenland is avoiding the Russia mess. Additionally, as nothing will happen, Out-Of-Control Trump has restored the establishment left head cannon. In other words, The Guardian is rage cooming.
Lauritz, would you accept the US Virgin Islands in trade?
Spectral, you Slacker! Finish burying random female body parts as part of your totally believable insurance scam and get back in the studio before the dog dies and you have to write another reality sad book.
Although Mathew McConaughey probably needs another dog book-movie.
I’m glad to know that I’m contempt free with Lauritz
Bellerophon, you’re meant to use your old sign off like you did in 2020-21 (yes, I’ve been listening to some of those now old episodes, there are some moments that still hold up and really funny).
“The real ethnostate is the friends we made along the way.”
Glad to have this back; there are too few “vibecasts” of the right quality stuff nowadays.
There’s no way Lauritz could be a better foreign minister for the Yookay than David /The Mastermind/ Lammy
Great episode, very comfy listen. Best of all no twittier content!
I knew you wasn’t gay
Sorry guys, Sigrid’s boyfriend:
https://youtu.be/M3CvLtmW-qk?si=qZCofHwWCcaxobbS
I guess if he dies, (seems probable)?
Bellerophon is a beast and the champion of my short bus.
I’m happy my mother, a snake handling pentocastol, will make it to heaven. Praise Allah. I’m never gonna make it unfortunately
Everyone’s Mother is fated to loose her memory and her mind clutching a Schofield Bible ans a copy of Anne Frank’s diary. Yes I want to charge that.
They got a Lego maersk boat and finding out how it’s actually pronounced by a Scandinavian is such a surprise. I’ve been thinking may-ersk for decades
Same, just spell it Mersk you cheeseheads.
LOL
EYOOO! The train conductors are back!
When you realise Spectre isn’t “hiking” he’s in Turkey getting his legs stretched.
From smolKing to HighKing
Good one!
Switzerland- “we have gold, banks, the best chocolate and high quality firearms”
Denmark- “yAy PLatIc bLoKs!”
You need to spend more time with the kids. 🙂
Yeah I saw that study that for every inch under 6ft you are you need to earn an extra 50k to get women.
But what if you’re above that? does my wife owe me 50k a year?.
Lauritz I hope your future Waifu has rich parents.
I guess Spectre is still saving.
adoish
Yes if I were some sort of Army person I dare say what Trump is doing is called a feint, well the retard version when something goes wrong perhaps played off as such.
I’d wager Iran jamming all their satellite comms has made it a bit hard to coordinate their goons, if they haven’t all been shot in the ankles already.
One would assume Iran has left certain local comms up to map their network.
I am as usual impressed.
I think Venezuela oil first became profitable during the energy crisis of the 1970s. One of my classmates moved there in ’79 with her family. The dad was in the oil business. I think lots of Americans went there in the 70s. She and her family came back in the late 80s.
Its also why baseball was big down there. Detroit Tigers had a heavily Venezuelan team back in the mid 2000s.
I thought spectre was too busy hiking!? Noice!
I was 6’1 250lbs at 12, two kids who bullied me got put in hospital.
One I cracked his sternum in half with a shove, the other I kicked his ball in so they had to pull it back out again.
I got banned from most sports as I kept breaking kids skulls open, they had to give me an adult uniform for football.
I’ve always been nice but everyone always gave me whatever I asked for, I realised later in life they were scared of me like that kitten crushing retard in the movie.
Funny I was just thinking there is no snake handling Churches in Australia, someone would have heard about it by now and tried, I guess they just bled out from their ass whilst being paralysed and lost parishioners.
God wants you to jam your thumb right in its butthole that’ll reeely piss it oaf.
“Wizard did it”
“But..”
“Wizard did it!”
Damnit Lauritz whenever you’re on I want Nord cheese but all I’ve got is Coon brand tasty and they changed the name to Cheer now cause of the fuckin abos complaining.
Can’t even enjoy my racist cheese.
Yes acknowledging the fact that Delta force with the assets of the entire Pentagon can carry out a raid against third world beaners successfully is not an endorsement of ZOGs capabilities.
They accomplished basically nothing, except showing they can’t invade Iran.
Any full scale conflict is going to be one to one kill ratio as Russia is proving, and America can’t field an army to invade Iran let alone fight Russia, whilst China holds Americas product balls anyway.
Good to have ya back, it’s always nice to hear you oldfags.
Send Spectre our best on his spirit journey, I hear he’s got the right idea and went off inawoods with his dog.
Ain’t no better way to be.
My ma is pure blood highland Scot going back as far as the records.
She got her DNA tested and it’s Norwegian, apparently the Vikings settled the North and the Islands.
I assume the ornery, particularly violent anti social ones were forced out of Norway and ended up in Northern Scotland.
Everybody got a Viking in the woodpile
I’m basically Erik the Red’s son
“Oh that explains why I have a Swedish first name and we used to picnic on “Viking Island”.
t. My ma, lucky she’s pretty.
Denmark is basically Jutland, I think. That’s gotta be one flat country.
Big WWI naval battle. Battleships and cruisers pounding each other. German fleet tried to break out into the North Sea. Fucking British stopped that cold. Damn it.
I missed you guys…
Pause
I had given up on you niggaz.
Alleluia!!!
Does Lauritz know the demographics of the US military? Saying it is a brother war if you are at war with the American military seems silly if you knew.
More like a Beaner War, amIrite???
A Bruh War for the zoomers.
“Hey cap why are we training on these old xeroxed targets of Mexican criminals from guns and ammo magazine?”
“The Americans are coming”
Thr infantry and special ops and really just any trigger puller or anyone associated with danger in the us military is white. Beans and whatever are all clerks and useless admin.
Yes you’re right but it’s funnier this way.
whoa whoa whoa whoa
Hail the Third Rail!