Best hot sauce is Tabasco smoked chipotle. Greatest flavor ever. It’s not like regular Tabasco that’s all sour and viniggery. Not very hot (I like having my asshole blown out) but it’s no biggy – flavor is far more important.
My father’s coworker from the Islands gave him a bottle of Scorpion Pepper sauce from Trinidad and Tobago. Man that sauce is intense.
Feminine Bulge
August 22, 2025 6:03 pm
apart my bad recommendations my youtube frustration is it keeps recommending videos i’ve already watched showing the fully complete red bar, no this isn’t a song i don’t need to rewatch this 1 hr video i watched fully 2 days ago
Last edited 3 months ago by Feminine Bulge
H.P. Hovercraft
August 22, 2025 5:46 pm
Most American fast food French fries are horrible and my fellow Americans don’t seem to notice because they have gotten used to over processed fries that have the consistency and flavor of cardboard. I don’t eat a lot of fast food French fries but was pleasantly surprised recently traveling through the southeast at a Zaxby’s. The fries were crinkle cut, which is usually a bad sign, but larger and thicker than normal crinkle cut fries. I bit into them, the interior had the flavor and texture of a cooked potato, as God intended. Heavenly! Fries at 5 Guys are good… Read more »
I did that once, fried in freshly rendered kidney tallow. Tastiest food in the world, no condiments needed. But, yeah, once. It’s much work unless you make it by the bushel (now I’m stahvin’)
for sure ain’t no one spending hours on the regular for fries
Brinkz0r
August 22, 2025 5:46 pm
Can’t believe Mike is only picking looksmaxxed (Zionist) angel fish.
BenMatlock
August 22, 2025 2:02 pm
They used to have the lobster tank in the Kroger back in the 80s and early 90s.
BenMatlock
August 22, 2025 2:00 pm
Yes it does Sven, a burger you grill yourself is the best burger with my own special magical ground beef blend.
BenMatlock
August 22, 2025 1:59 pm
You should have stopped at a Wendy’s, they’re the best, always fresh beef never frozen, and their fries are decent. Plus Frosties, and hot fan art of the corporate logo girl.
BenMatlock
August 22, 2025 1:54 pm
What if you could only get Hunts or Del Monte ketchup? Those are terrible, Heineken is the only good ketchup, and the fancy grade of it in the little packets is superb.
BenMatlock
August 22, 2025 1:53 pm
Yes, tartar sauce is just mayo and relish, so let them have their tar tar sauce.
BenMatlock
August 22, 2025 1:49 pm
No my homemade barbecue sauce is better, I have ketchup, mustard, vinegar, brown sugar and a spice melange, it’s fantastic.
I thought Sven would be talking about the new Internet Historian video
Boomhauer
August 22, 2025 1:31 pm
You guys have never met a nigga like me.
Mad Dad14
August 22, 2025 1:30 pm
It’s so obnoxious and kind of hilarious how Mike and Sven apparently only like Italian food from either NY and or NJ.
Any other type of food from ANYWHERE else is simple to prepare hog slop made from the most basic of ingredients and thus, that’s why it’s enjoyed by us cretin that are not from NY or NJ.
The reason why they coat fries with that awful batter is because they stay crispy when delivered via gig Indians.
BenMatlock
August 22, 2025 12:47 pm
Yeah I have platys because they’re easy to breed, I just feed them once a week so they’re not constantly shitting.
Grand Nagus
August 22, 2025 12:39 pm
Having Ramsay coming to your restaurant is less winning the lottery and more having Ramsay come say your business’ public eulogy. Nearly every single establishment Ramsay has helped usually shuts its doors within a year or two of his renovations.
I got a shout out on JJ yesterday right at the beginning, which means my comments are helping.
Here’s another tip for you: don’t buy the corona sunbrew, i got a six pack of it and it tastes like vomit.
vulture222
August 22, 2025 11:28 am
i once killed a very beautiful lionhead gold fish due to my incompetence, still sad about it
Steven Bonnell III
August 22, 2025 11:22 am
Oddly, Elite Human Capital in corporate kwa are given a 15% raise at the beginning of the big 25 as a cost of living increase, while the proles who do the labor got squat…if unions were not as DEI’d up as the Corporate world perhaps they could organize.
The reason Mike’s fish keep dying is that he keeps them in fish tanks instead of aquariums.
Off topic but I found your next guitar Jesse. https://youtube.com/shorts/eah_Dzn3NjY?si=WD7FH4pTn0id653F
Best hot sauce is Tabasco smoked chipotle. Greatest flavor ever. It’s not like regular Tabasco that’s all sour and viniggery. Not very hot (I like having my asshole blown out) but it’s no biggy – flavor is far more important.
My father’s coworker from the Islands gave him a bottle of Scorpion Pepper sauce from Trinidad and Tobago. Man that sauce is intense.
apart my bad recommendations my youtube frustration is it keeps recommending videos i’ve already watched showing the fully complete red bar, no this isn’t a song i don’t need to rewatch this 1 hr video i watched fully 2 days ago
Most American fast food French fries are horrible and my fellow Americans don’t seem to notice because they have gotten used to over processed fries that have the consistency and flavor of cardboard. I don’t eat a lot of fast food French fries but was pleasantly surprised recently traveling through the southeast at a Zaxby’s. The fries were crinkle cut, which is usually a bad sign, but larger and thicker than normal crinkle cut fries. I bit into them, the interior had the flavor and texture of a cooked potato, as God intended. Heavenly! Fries at 5 Guys are good… Read more »
if you really want to see how trash even the best fast food fries are do the autistic and over the top triple cooked method for them at home
I did that once, fried in freshly rendered kidney tallow. Tastiest food in the world, no condiments needed. But, yeah, once. It’s much work unless you make it by the bushel (now I’m stahvin’)
for sure ain’t no one spending hours on the regular for fries
Can’t believe Mike is only picking looksmaxxed (Zionist) angel fish.
They used to have the lobster tank in the Kroger back in the 80s and early 90s.
Yes it does Sven, a burger you grill yourself is the best burger with my own special magical ground beef blend.
You should have stopped at a Wendy’s, they’re the best, always fresh beef never frozen, and their fries are decent. Plus Frosties, and hot fan art of the corporate logo girl.
What if you could only get Hunts or Del Monte ketchup? Those are terrible, Heineken is the only good ketchup, and the fancy grade of it in the little packets is superb.
Yes, tartar sauce is just mayo and relish, so let them have their tar tar sauce.
No my homemade barbecue sauce is better, I have ketchup, mustard, vinegar, brown sugar and a spice melange, it’s fantastic.
Only like 10 to 15 minutes, tops, it’s just mixing stuff in a bowl with a spoon, or a fork if you’re cool, like me.
What’s a spice melungean?
I thought Sven would be talking about the new Internet Historian video
You guys have never met a nigga like me.
It’s so obnoxious and kind of hilarious how Mike and Sven apparently only like Italian food from either NY and or NJ.
Any other type of food from ANYWHERE else is simple to prepare hog slop made from the most basic of ingredients and thus, that’s why it’s enjoyed by us cretin that are not from NY or NJ.
Italian food is the best food though.
The reason why they coat fries with that awful batter is because they stay crispy when delivered via gig Indians.
Yeah I have platys because they’re easy to breed, I just feed them once a week so they’re not constantly shitting.
Having Ramsay coming to your restaurant is less winning the lottery and more having Ramsay come say your business’ public eulogy. Nearly every single establishment Ramsay has helped usually shuts its doors within a year or two of his renovations.
Because they had problems that not even television budgets can fix, usually retarded owners.
Ramsey is the original “Fuck your Small Business!!!”
I have 2 dozen bottles of home-made wine in my basement, and it does indeed suck. I only use it for cooking.
Old El Paso powder is 10/10
Their sauce is 0/10
You get the Ortega sauce.
Upgrade to salt water tank when?
I got a shout out on JJ yesterday right at the beginning, which means my comments are helping.
Here’s another tip for you: don’t buy the corona sunbrew, i got a six pack of it and it tastes like vomit.
i once killed a very beautiful lionhead gold fish due to my incompetence, still sad about it
Oddly, Elite Human Capital in corporate kwa are given a 15% raise at the beginning of the big 25 as a cost of living increase, while the proles who do the labor got squat…if unions were not as DEI’d up as the Corporate world perhaps they could organize.
First to Prep! 😀
You fast son of a bitch
That’s what she said.
When I’m driving, of course.
First to brep in the aquarium with zee bbq sauce 🤚