ITHACA, NY—In an announcement with major implications for future generations of big fat hogs, Cornell University geneticists announced Monday that they have isolated the specific DNA series that makes an individual susceptible to eating a whole goddamn bag of chips.
Biggy Smallhat
June 2, 2025 3:37 pm
I saw a YouTube video over the weekend that is pertinent to the prep discussion. Apparently niggers like to go “swimming” which is weaving through traffic in higher end cars and fleeing cops if they attempt to stop them. They have TikTok channels and YouTube channels of their footage.
Red Green Nationalist
June 2, 2025 2:46 pm
Sven once you have to replace your Subaru SUV get a Black Ford Explorer. People will assume you are a cop and won’t go speeding past you like those Beaners and Niggers.
Brinkz0r
June 2, 2025 1:57 pm
The highway drag racers are actually safer drivers than your average soccer mom. You are more likely to get tboned by some minivan driver looking at their phone than by a car enthusiast driving fast.
I hope Greta’s Longboat (Longhouse) is a topic on today’s Shoah.
golimar
June 2, 2025 12:34 pm
I’m always amused by the things that trigger Sben’s inner White Pol Pot.
ShadowBroker
June 2, 2025 11:54 am
There’s a freeway in Detroit called Southfield and the speed limit is 55. However, there is no shoulder and the freeway is lowered by 10-20 feet, so the police don’t dare pull people over unless they want to get smeared. Half the traffic does 55, the other half does 80. Every single day there’s a car wreck and the whole thing gets backed up for miles.
You can do 90 on 23 headed north to flint and get dusted by a rusty dodge ram. Michiganders are the fastest drivers in America and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
thefacilitator
June 2, 2025 11:31 am
I was hoping we would actually be in the car again today!
I ate a whole bag of chaps last week. Rough work weeks, lots of things to get done = I need to reward myself like I’m 5 years old.
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
https://theonion.com/scientists-discover-gene-responsible-for-eating-whole-g-1819565291/
ITHACA, NY—In an announcement with major implications for future generations of big fat hogs, Cornell University geneticists announced Monday that they have isolated the specific DNA series that makes an individual susceptible to eating a whole goddamn bag of chips.
I saw a YouTube video over the weekend that is pertinent to the prep discussion. Apparently niggers like to go “swimming” which is weaving through traffic in higher end cars and fleeing cops if they attempt to stop them. They have TikTok channels and YouTube channels of their footage.
Sven once you have to replace your Subaru SUV get a Black Ford Explorer. People will assume you are a cop and won’t go speeding past you like those Beaners and Niggers.
The highway drag racers are actually safer drivers than your average soccer mom. You are more likely to get tboned by some minivan driver looking at their phone than by a car enthusiast driving fast.
That’s right actually. There’s more driving habit variation within groups than between groups.
Not when those drag racers are Niggers, Beaners and Jeets.
This thing I made up is true
They hated him cause he spoke the truth.
I hope Greta’s Longboat (Longhouse) is a topic on today’s Shoah.
I’m always amused by the things that trigger Sben’s inner White Pol Pot.
There’s a freeway in Detroit called Southfield and the speed limit is 55. However, there is no shoulder and the freeway is lowered by 10-20 feet, so the police don’t dare pull people over unless they want to get smeared. Half the traffic does 55, the other half does 80. Every single day there’s a car wreck and the whole thing gets backed up for miles.
Michiganders simply don’t know how to drive in this Universe.
You can do 90 on 23 headed north to flint and get dusted by a rusty dodge ram. Michiganders are the fastest drivers in America and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
I was hoping we would actually be in the car again today!
Normalize Mazel Tov Cocktails.