The blackpill longship sails gloriously again towards the horizon, as Lauritz von Guildhausen returns to Third Rail with Borzoi, Spectre and Shane. We relive the cringe of the very first episodes of the show, and then we we take a deebly goncerned deep-dive into realpolitik analysis of Trump, Russia-Ukraine, the future of Europe and the EU, and other serious stuff, until we give into the silliest JF wife and Amerifat bird inception (it will make sense) poasting and the origin of such terms as “fecal urgency.” This is a must-not-miss episode. I’m just gonna say it in advance – you’re welcome. 
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Lmao this entire episode. Great stuff. Miss you Lauritz!
The Maori were and still are genocidal, savage, cannibal, drug pushing, pedophilic gangster rapist hominid brutes
As it turns out humans are mostly running on instinct even with our big brains.
JP le Pew
Ah you’re a legend Shane, remind me of my Irish mate that got us all banned from my local pub.
Bunch of bikers were throwing their weight around like they owned the place, he insinuated that their bikes were compensating for something annd made fun of their “gay little club outfits” and got glassed whilst punching out a few.
Of course we all got into it and had a grand time.
The pub banned us and got rid of the smoking section that we had colonised to make sure.
Fuckin good times.
As much as I hate Americans, I think Europeans lack that abrasive edge that Americans have that could be useful in politics. Also euro rightoids are painfully stupid like ours.
Bro I made comment on the skynews article about us sending troops to Ukraine, we must defend democracy with our sons blood, what if we hadn’t England would be speaking German instead of Arabic..
Got a bunch of upvotes and cunts going on about the importance of democracy.
My reply that did you miss the joke got deleted anyway, absolute state mate.
I hate normies so much.
The way Mike, Lauritz and Spectre separately described their righteous fury on different shows really resonated with me. The judaized west eagerly bombs Yemenis trying to stop the mass starvation of Gaza, it lifts sanctions and normalizes relations with ISIS as they chop the heads off Syrians, then it tells us to focus on three turds named Bibas.
Also, I put Americans’ opinion of Europe being “too socialist” right in the trash, especially since Americans never make this criticism of Israel, which has cradle to grave everything.
Wouldn’t you say that accelerationism is to crash the society so no one is in control. I don’t remember anyone suggesting a change in power via accelationism
I explained in the show why it’s a bad meme
Maybe JF found out his wife was part Jewish.
Mama potato latke
Yeah there were tranny organizations in Finland that folded up overnight because they lost USAID funding, and I’m not against that even though that was done in the pursuit of making the Jewish empire more viable.
Fuck this is an all time great TRS episode. Great political commentary in the first half and 10/10 shitposting in the second half. Those JFK and JFK jokes were the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time
JF K
“Europeans can appreciate a good conquering”
Hahahaha
I’m not saying JF killed his wife, I’m just saying that she’s almost certainly dead, JF is probably aware of this, and he is unbothered by it.
Can’t a guy power-bleach his house top to bottom anymore without you getting all suspicious ? Sheesh
Ah cmon everyone leaves their missus in the woods every now and again like a gifted pitbull.
Lauritz von Guildhausen more like Levi of the Gold House AMIRITE
Welcome back from the death camp.
Buffalo Bob
It was so bad.
Makes me wanna watch it
Guten Tag, und welcome to mein death camp
something about Moike and Sben arguing about nothing on Friday makes me thoroughly appreciate a guest that can actually disagree with TDS takes and offer some balance. please no ban.Thanks TTR, thanks Lauritz.
I’m surprised no one made a bitter almonds milk joke or remember that time JF first referred to Borzoi as “Mr. POZ” .
I see that Borzoi uploaded an archive of Third Rail episodes. But why is episode 11 shown twice and why is there no episode 12?https://archive.org/details/tr-117-ridgeway-democrats.
“ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder…”
“You’re a lifesaver, Homer. I can’t deal with these hard-core fans.”
Hail Snorri Blackpilsson
Before listening to the show I’ll be guessing that “fecal urgency” refers to when you really gotta take a shave
Velcome to mein death camp.
”Jewish mf’s be like…”.
ALL HEIL ZEE THIRD RAIL!!