“And the keeping of amphibious pets, for meme purposes, within the city limits…that ain’t legal either.”
anon
April 15, 2022 3:59 pm
The real pain with axolotls is how cold you have to keep the water
Bacon
April 15, 2022 3:56 pm
No dog shampoo? Just use the dish soap. It works for those sad animals in the oil spill commercials.
swabbie
April 15, 2022 3:05 pm
Good grief dude. You sound awful. Management approves a day off, should you need it.
Get better soon.
Longshanks
April 15, 2022 2:49 pm
Minecraft added axolotl’s in a recent update so now my kids think they want one too. I said “You have one, in minecraft”.
Roman the Barbarian
April 15, 2022 2:18 pm
Axolotls can heal with no scars and fully regenerate lost organs and limbs. They are also fascinating because unlike other amphibians they don’t undergo metamorphosis, basically they are like a tadpole that never turns into a frog.
Trash Man 🙋♂️
April 15, 2022 1:49 pm
The axolotl just needs an aerator, a fish tank filter, dechlorination liquid, and a small second container to put them in when their tank is being cleaned. She can use vinyl tubing to siphon out the old water. You just need to submerge the entire tube in the tank to pre charge it with water, then cap off one end with your thumb to create a vacuum, and finally pull that end of the tube out to where it needs to drain. I had axolotls when I was eleven. They aren’t demanding pets.
Guy Ordinaire
April 15, 2022 1:36 pm
Axlotl’s are mestinx. No stinky mestinx lizards in the house!
ThanosGundam
April 15, 2022 1:23 pm
Good afternoon sirs
dsallen7
April 15, 2022 1:23 pm
I was in Steamtown (Scranton) years ago. Incredibly depressing. The railroad museum next to the mall is actually really cool though.
dsallen7
April 15, 2022 1:22 pm
“Vanguard and Blackrock” is trending on Twitter right now. Vanguard is the top Twitter shareholder now. Could be a bidding war about to break out. Problem for Elon is, he’s just one goy, while Vanguard has the entire tribe behind them.
There is one other aspect, which is oversaturation. During the 80s and 90s there was a massive boom of building malls and shopping centers. Much of this was being done by real estate investment trusts (REITs) which is a very Jewish industry. By around 2005 there was an enormous glut of retail, many of which were only a short distance apart. and the malls started cannibalizing one another. Jews + niggers = disaster.
For an example of one of these REITs, take a look at Simon Property Group. This is an organization that probably owns a mall in your city or county. Now guess who the top two shareholders in this group are. Just take a wild guess.
Animals get married? Learn something new everyday!
Exile
April 15, 2022 11:57 am
Herbert probably used that reference because axolotls have weird biology even for salamanders (e.g. neotony). Evocative/suggestive future-biotech-babble. The Lox (not looking up that spelling) were hermaphrodite child/fae looking weirdlings and I always pictured them looking like these fucked up creatures.
nah youre not getting an axel ottel. get her a capaybara. its a dog sized hamster of love that will teach her empathy and kindness
RobertSpeer
April 15, 2022 11:55 am
The board of directors for a company have a fiduciary duty to the shareholders. Since Musk’s offer was at a premium above the stock price before he bought his interest then it would presumptively be a reasonable offer. There will likely be a shareholder lawsuit against the Twitter Board of Directors.
Energy🔻Wars
April 15, 2022 11:51 am
the Übermesch- he never forgets to updoot the odysee channel!
HyperboreanDad
April 15, 2022 11:42 am
I remember Tim and Eric made a disgusting movie about a dead mall
BTW, Alex, I don’t actually think cycling is gay, I’m just being an asshole, which you should appriciate, being an asshole.
🦢The Autiste formerly known as Swampy🦢
April 15, 2022 11:35 am
I postman on his last day of work before retiring is greeted at the door of a house on his route by a young wife in a shear negligee. He’s stunned, and when she invites him in for breakfast he figures, “why not?” She feeds him a fantastic breakfast, and then he begins to thank her, but she grabs him by the hand and leads him to the bedroom for a full romp. When he’s dressed again, he stutters out, “Ma’am, I don’t know what to say. The breakfast was great, and what came after was, well… At any rate,… Read more »
Last edited 3 years ago by 🦢The Autiste formerly known as Swampy🦢
“And the keeping of amphibious pets, for meme purposes, within the city limits…that ain’t legal either.”
The real pain with axolotls is how cold you have to keep the water
No dog shampoo? Just use the dish soap. It works for those sad animals in the oil spill commercials.
Good grief dude. You sound awful. Management approves a day off, should you need it.
Get better soon.
Minecraft added axolotl’s in a recent update so now my kids think they want one too. I said “You have one, in minecraft”.
Axolotls can heal with no scars and fully regenerate lost organs and limbs.
They are also fascinating because unlike other amphibians they don’t undergo metamorphosis, basically they are like a tadpole that never turns into a frog.
The axolotl just needs an aerator, a fish tank filter, dechlorination liquid, and a small second container to put them in when their tank is being cleaned. She can use vinyl tubing to siphon out the old water. You just need to submerge the entire tube in the tank to pre charge it with water, then cap off one end with your thumb to create a vacuum, and finally pull that end of the tube out to where it needs to drain. I had axolotls when I was eleven. They aren’t demanding pets.
Axlotl’s are mestinx. No stinky mestinx lizards in the house!
Good afternoon sirs
I was in Steamtown (Scranton) years ago. Incredibly depressing. The railroad museum next to the mall is actually really cool though.
“Vanguard and Blackrock” is trending on Twitter right now. Vanguard is the top Twitter shareholder now. Could be a bidding war about to break out. Problem for Elon is, he’s just one goy, while Vanguard has the entire tribe behind them.
Deadmall5?
What breed of dog is Tony?
Yorkshire Terrier
Mmmmbrep in da gar!
Bluish? You don’t look bluish.
I bet Amazon and Internet shopping in general had a hand in killing malls.
It’s called niggers
There is one other aspect, which is oversaturation. During the 80s and 90s there was a massive boom of building malls and shopping centers. Much of this was being done by real estate investment trusts (REITs) which is a very Jewish industry. By around 2005 there was an enormous glut of retail, many of which were only a short distance apart. and the malls started cannibalizing one another. Jews + niggers = disaster.
For an example of one of these REITs, take a look at Simon Property Group. This is an organization that probably owns a mall in your city or county. Now guess who the top two shareholders in this group are. Just take a wild guess.
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/SPG?tab=ownership
Maybe its just me, but the audio seems off, as in lower quality, on your mic Jesse. Mike sounds as he usually does, yours seems not so good
“it fills my heart with dread, and i get off on that kinda thing.”
April 15. Don’t forget to pay your Texas.
Unless there’s gold fringe around your birth certificate.
All you need to know is axolotls are a minecraft trend and the woman in charge of minecraft thinks adding digital pets will save endangered animals.
Animals get married? Learn something new everyday!
Herbert probably used that reference because axolotls have weird biology even for salamanders (e.g. neotony). Evocative/suggestive future-biotech-babble. The Lox (not looking up that spelling) were hermaphrodite child/fae looking weirdlings and I always pictured them looking like these fucked up creatures.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axolotl
nah youre not getting an axel ottel. get her a capaybara. its a dog sized hamster of love that will teach her empathy and kindness
The board of directors for a company have a fiduciary duty to the shareholders. Since Musk’s offer was at a premium above the stock price before he bought his interest then it would presumptively be a reasonable offer. There will likely be a shareholder lawsuit against the Twitter Board of Directors.
the Übermesch- he never forgets to updoot the odysee channel!
I remember Tim and Eric made a disgusting movie about a dead mall
man those two creep me the eff out
BTW, Alex, I don’t actually think cycling is gay, I’m just being an asshole, which you should appriciate, being an asshole.
I postman on his last day of work before retiring is greeted at the door of a house on his route by a young wife in a shear negligee. He’s stunned, and when she invites him in for breakfast he figures, “why not?” She feeds him a fantastic breakfast, and then he begins to thank her, but she grabs him by the hand and leads him to the bedroom for a full romp. When he’s dressed again, he stutters out, “Ma’am, I don’t know what to say. The breakfast was great, and what came after was, well… At any rate,… Read more »
A dirty joke that manages to be wholesome at the same time.
Moike wax great on Tim Poole. More foreign policy and history please !!
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