Lauritz is back from getting cigarettes and talks to Nike, Dharma King and Spectre to talk about Russia, Europe’s energy doom scenario having already arrived, ZOG’s ongoing war against humanity, and more!
Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
Producer: Spectre
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Now that lauritz is back, one of my all time favorite racist podcast bits was one of the early third rails where he went off on overpopulation in Africa and shit. Someone clipped it and added pics and graphs and put on YouTube, use to love spamming it at anyone I caught talking about how white people need to have fewer kids.
Any chance someone knows what third rail episode that was? And can we get it re uploaded?!?
And welcome back lauritz!
@Lauritz Thank you for coming back. Dare I hope it will not be such a long time between drinks again.
If any agency has intelligence on why Putin decided to make this move, it would be the Mossad. Given the Israeli near neutrality on these events, this implies that the invasion is not against Israel’s interests. The only way I can see it being in their interests is if Jews are planning to take control of and migrate to Ukraine, forming a neo-khazaria. But I doubt they would have to use Putin to do this.
If only there was some historical incident where some proxy nation to the south of the US was being used as a staging area by a rival empire, with the US being totally cool with it to show the Ruski’s that they’re being totally fragile and overreacting to the Ukrainian situation.
Can’t tell if DK was being sarcastic about Latvia worrying about Russia, but fuck that. Russia wants to genocide us for daring to want to be independent from the Soviet Union. Same goes for Estonia and Lithuania.
I have a hard time understanding whether this is a lack of historical knowledge or disinterest. I talked with a Russian journalist in Reval about 15 years back and he was typically dismissive of the cultural achievements of the Baltics (superior to those of the Russians outside of Peter I and Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst, then the NSDAP people they stole), just like Russians and Moskali in Ruthenia talk about the Ukrainians. I dated such a Moskali from east Ruthenia (constantly insulting Ukrainians as “stupid”), and she and her friends were so surprised to hear someone in Minsk speaking… Read more »
Lauritz is finally back after years.
No one else lets him talk long enough to finish a sentence.
I mean come on I love you guys and don’t think DK should be getting shit on for how he speaks generally but let Lauritz talk for the listeners sake if nothing else. Most of us haven’t heard his voice in… I can’t even remember how long. So good to hear you again Lauritz we’ve all missed you brother! And would absolutely love to see a return of Honoring Our History and Hygge House.
Hopefully he won’t be popping in again.
Hopefully he won’t be “popping in” because he’ll be here every week. Because he is good.
Glad you boys are back.
Return of the Frost Giant
Some of the best reporting on Ukraine comes from an old man who does not speak Russian or Ukrainian, and calls himself Coach Red Pill. He also has early onset dementia, journalists BTFO
Agreed. He is a typical wife purchaser. CRaP’s level of knowledge is slightly better than what used to be on that Slavic segment they had on TRS years back.
Lauritz is very impressive in how fast and with how much wit he can banter in a foreign language. Good show.
Oh Lauritz. Novelty host!
H-h-h-hey guys. I hate to interrupt this comment thread, but I have THREE important things to say. First of all, I don’t mean to be too critical of DK. I mean, he is VERY good(?) at moderating the intonation of his voice when delineating multiple bullet points that relate to a larger topic. On ONE hand, the first bullet is usually very straightforward and comes out largely without issue. But – OH – and the second thing I wanted to say from before is that SOMETIMES he’ll say one thing, and drop a shoe, for lack of a better metaphor,… Read more »
Yup lol
Holy shit! Lauritz is back!
Man, you didn’t say you ALL were writing books…. I feel shamed now because I’m just lazy, and cannot commit my thoughts in a manageable way.
I almost shed a tear hear Lauritz again. A have busy for the last few weeks so this is absolutely great to comeback to
When I hear Orange revolution I keep thinking it was the Irish and Scottish Protestants (Orange Order) leading Gayops in Ukraine.
Excited to hear Lauritz again.
Can we get an adderall check on DK. Unlistenable.
English is not Lauritz’s first language; it is DK’s. And yet Lauritz is not only more articulate than DK, but also funnier than DK.
The frequency and intensity of DK’s interruptions was frustrating, and it was rude to the other panelists.
We get it DK: you are the smartest guy in the room. But don’t you have your own show about Buddhist video games or something? Sperg out there.
adderall is speed, it would make the problem worse
That.
That right there.
Stop.
No one was talking to you.
Don’t be rude.
Great hearing from Lauritz again
So, will he be doing Minutes from the Death Camp again? It was his bit, right? Three break info pieces/skits I’d like to see return. Suicidal Solidarity, Minutes from the Death Camp, and Dear Rabbi.
Great to hear Lauritz again. Nature is healing.
Man, I’ve missed this guy!
VELCOME TO MEIN DEATH CAMP!
During our darkest time our hero returns
Glad Luaritz came back. I wish DK could finish a single sentence, or that he would let Lauritz finish one.
The Ghost of Oslo. Glad you’re still kicking.
Lauritz is taking shots a skilingea chilli, these acts of aggression will not stand, man!
Years from the death camp.
The black pill long ship has docked. Last i heard bout this nig he was dirty bulking, eating burgers with a knife and fork.
welcome back, Snow Giant!
My RSS isn’t updating with this latest episode. I double-checked I was using the right link.
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Gravlax is back on the menu, boys.
Wat is Gravlax? im hungry.
Extremely hygge
Mountain Dane for comfy.
The Third Rail is back, boys!!!