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Never call an ausfag a kiwifag and vice versa
The worst insult, mishallah
Say the to my face not online
A thousand people emigrated from [one of these two countries] to [the other of these countries] and the IQ in both of the countries went down…
The joke was made by a NZ prime minister (Rob Muldoon I think) when asked by a TV journalist about the “brain drain” as a result of Kiwis heading to Australia for higher wages and he said “I don’t see a problem, as Kiwis choosing to live in Australia, raises the average IQ of both countries”
And they have those weird little birds
Jesse, Yaaasss Queen. Hang upnon am mid sentence. Build Back the Contempt!
Next year I’m going to ask for golf lessons from the “White Christmas” guys…
I’m not letting any of my family come over until they’ve been vetted.
Would let them in if they say “nigger”?
Arby’s macht fries. 🍟
Jackboot In The Box
Love me some of that fried air
I bake bread also. Everyone in my family is urging me to make my brioche for Christmas. I made it at Thanksgiving, and, apologiesfor the self ball-fanning, it was yum yum…
My wife and daughters do veggies in the air fryer all the time…mmmm
Tenderloin is the whole piece of meat from which filet minion is cut
i have so many loins in the freezer that were mispriced.
Vegetarians are fine as long as they aren’t vegan.
potato wellington
I actually shuddered at that involuntarily.
Exactly. Them vegetarians better eat their fucking eggs
neodynium magnets at harbor freight, it’s those tiny little fuckers that are stronger than they should be. fuggin dwarf magnets
A Frank Zappa reference? Niice.
Snowtini sounds interesting.
A hard-core slushie!
My favorite drink is either a whiskey and ranch dressing, called a John Wayne, or a milk and rum, which is called a yeast infection
A great drink for boomers is vodka metamucil. I call it a blast off
I put eggnog in my coffee, i call it a mulatto
The Gerald Ford class aircraft carriers have a giant dildo built into the bow below the waterline.
I made a batch of eggnog and I am excited to make that JH drink
The jails should be called nigger storage.
That’s very good
There’s a burger place called Burgerim.
It’s jewish, israeli jewish.
I did it on purpose
In Repo Man (1984) everybody drank from cans labeled “DRINK” and ate from cans labeled “FOOD”
Generic food. Great movie btw.
A bar called “Beer” is unironically a good idea.
current resident, avatar: a raisin
It’s a crumbling, slow crisis. Interesting to watch.
oh man… spaetzle beer
Gambrinus was the absolute worst beer I had in Europe.
Domwoofer
Subwoofer is a submarine dog.
Or a chinese sangwich.
don’t encourage him
Too late I’m here.
Heath Robinson tag removal system
go to a closer retail store with receipt and explain. Maybe another store can help you.
Loose fit boot cut poly elastane pants are king.
you can get security tags removers from online stores for cheap or get yourself a neodymium magnet
or dont be a sketchy wad and just go back to the store and tell them what happened
“Omicron Persei 8” am I the only one
Ōh-mē-krōn
I dont understand all these turkish words the lads are saying.
Sven is pronouncing Omicron correctly
robo, delsym, white grapefruit juice, P♥M and a shot o vodka.
I was raised that you don’t take the tree down till Twelfth Night. Dunno if that’s normal or not.
Or wait til Candlemas
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
Got a nice tree from Tractor Supply for $5 the other day. Could have bought a couple to feel like a big shot but left some for the other late yule tiders
Merry Christmas guys! I hope it’s wonderful and white.
Crypto pump Christmas boys!!
Die Bobo, faggot bear cunt
Oh dang, I haven’t heard that one before… but now it’s the current show time + 2
AND NOW
GTKOOXMAS is a really great song
thank you.
GTKRWN
“Merry Christmas!”…[click]
you guys have the chance to talk about jury bias in the Kim trial. listening to her husband say ” i love you kim , you dumb bitch this is why women shouldn’t have guns or be cops” broke ma freakin heart.
She’ll do two to three years. Wouldn’t be surprised if she gets some boot camp program and is out before that.
Mesh McColumn
I brought Swastika Snickerdoodles to the last J and J PRE party! 🥳
Also please leave this mix up for the next week? I’ll be playing it non stop!
Unironically the best Christmas mix.
I want to burn it to a cd!
2nd Reich
Enjoy 2nd Reich. Get excited for Third Reich.
God Jul, first.