Get those epi pens on hot standby, Tucker has joined the chorus of all 8 lady bugs, one Chuck, one pear-shaped huuuuuulatino, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, and a cacophony of Jews in demanding an immediate moratorium on "extra" unemployment benefits and government stimulus because wage slaves dared to thumb their nose at an $8/hr gig making 6-ways at Skyline. Jazznds and James dole out the shots based on multiple studies on that confirm that, well, everyone is fucking lying, as the GOP strives to become even more anti-racist to own the libs. After the break, the nnnguys rehash the TDS with Bruce Jenner audino cutting up with Sean Hannity as the two revel in the GOP finally coming out of the closet. Meanwhile, Steph Banan Hammock instigates a finkelfight between Bush 43 alum Liz Cheney aaaand Bush 43 alum Elise Stefanik. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 - Soviet-Style Bread Lines!
00:30:00 - Well Akshually Small Biz Shots
01:00:00 - Proof of Malice
01:20:00 - Critical Cuck Theory
01:36:00 - BREAK
01:39:00 - Ideal Republicanism
02:00:00 - Grand Old Pinworm Party
02:20:00 - She's An Independent Finker
02:40:00 - Happy Mother's Day
02:43:00 - Legion - Za Długo Zbyt Często Tak Mało
Haven’t listened yet, just dropping in to shill for the cover art, the Jazz face on this one is gold.
The people who like BLM also sometimes like puppies, ice cream, and money. If you wanna get rid of your puppies, ice creams, and moneys please gib to me. This is how we own the libs. They like rotisserie chicken too. And Sushi.
Hello again, I’m your host here on Fascist Jeopardy, and THIS is the Final Solution on today’s episode:
What are the fewest words that explain “Critical Race Theory “?
Contestant #1: Bullshit on slits
Contestant #2: Anti white
And the winner is Contestant #3: Jewish
I’m sorry Contestant three: you didn’t phrase “Jewish” in the form of a question.
Fascists ask questions and expect correct answers. Providing an answer and expecting to get the related question in return is very Jewish.
“What is jewish?”
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R0f945b940423f2cac85813743967d3e7?rik=Tt0WM3dT19OWVQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcdn.timesofisrael.com%2fuploads%2f2017%2f03%2fF170320YS88-e1490083853363.jpg&ehk=Q%2b0Y5Th9Rc7E5D8NuQhHO5NqJf8E3t9Dxb7r3jXNriE%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw
LOL! Holy SHIT!
I’ve never seen Kyle. I don’t even know who he is. Is he one of the guys on The Third Rail?
Holy shit the Buffalo Bill/ Silence of the Trans voice-over for Bruce Jenner was my highlight for the week!!
“…from sun up to sun down. Even on purim…”
LOL!
Pointing out that these (elected representatives) literally get paid overtime to undermine every single thing that you value really hits home. We should be constantly reminded of this truth.
I can’t claim the clout chips on this one, but the GOP’s weird trick to remaining relevant despite doing next to nothing for its voters is that it’s co-opted its own opposition. Don’t like what Lez Cheney is doing? Well, we also have based Elise Stefanek! Get excited for next primary to vote out whichever RINO! Never mind they’re already all pre-selected to be ZioShills. But we gave them a new skin suit! There’s always that one election just over the horizon that will remake the Republicans into the party its voters actually want. So don’t bother looking for a… Read more »
The reason the big box stores of Taken retail over, is because economies of scale used to be regulated. For example a Shoemaker would have to sell his shoes to retailers at the same price. So if you were a small shoe store you could buy the shoes at the same cost as a huge store like Walmart and compete. That’s one of the regulations Reagan got rid of and Clinton and everybody else. Gerald Celente has good takes on these regulations that were taken away. I can’t think of the exact regulation that now but we need to learn… Read more »
Tuckers the bleeding edge of the pinhole fistula
Put in an apron and go stock paper towels… cocksucker…
Great show gentleman.
Uncle Joe’s Pizza Shithole.
Please get James LaFond on for a Baltimore deep dive
This.
BAP defense of Jenner as “a man of power!” when?
When he perfects his Slovaj Zizek/Ray Ramano impression. Oh wait, he already sounds that way. U-gip-it-us article coming sooooooooon!
inb4 subsidized small businesses with anti-bds legislation for all businesses receiving funding
Ah, the old jennder bender bait n switch, with the same end result as an in person interaction.. Disappointment and digust.
Fuck Tucker.
Him and anyone else making a “based” statement followed immediately by gargling black and jew cock should be at the top of the list for being exposed as the gatekeeping, anti white system shills they are.
Lampenschirme und Seife
der Tag des Sails
On a related note:
http://dissident-mag.com/2021/05/09/wagie-wagie-get-back-in-cagie/
Great article McNabbistan!
Shared it with a couple out of work Trumptards I know. Hopefully it will help them with the cognitive dissonance.
I will repeat the my comment on TDS. The real shot on Elise Stefanik: Elise was going to run for governor of New York but so was the Jew Lee Zeldin, another liberal Republican congressman from New York. But because of the Upstate/Downstate argument, she had to be taken out of the way so Zeldin could do his JigNat anti-Cuomo phony scamcampaign. Now, if she is placed in the GOP conference chair position, there will be no effective opposition to Zeldin getting the Jews behind him to win in New York (it’s certainly possible and if there was any Republican… Read more »
(AFC)
American Fistulas, (please) Cock Us
(GOP)
Gay Ovipositor Pinworm
Golan Occupation Party
Groid Onboarding Party
Or put most succinctly:
GayOP
“Jimmy Johns”
Their bread is so hard you could beat George Floyd to death with a loaf of it!
Jimmy johns is probably my favorite sub shop. The bread got that good crunch
I really hate republicans
The outro song is so good.
“TRS seem to be an extension of the Tucker Carlson Show at this point…”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy SHIT! Nothing bad-faith about that take at ALL!
The solution is simple boys, go to tech school, get into the trades.
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“the nnnguys rehash the TDS with Bruce Jenner audino”
And I’ll be rehashing my fast-forward button. Because there are some kinds of insane bullshit that ol’ Spam can no longer tolerate!
The artwork: The Nazi Salamander and his Wignat Sidekick Jimbo!
Beats the hell out of cape-shit any day!
Btuce Jenner is completing the GOP transformation into the Gaping Orifice Party
“Btuce Jenner “
Butt-juice Jenner
Speaking of hardware store. My mom wanted a hedge trimmer for mother’s day. Little did know, she asked me to buy a specific model for her which after I checked out found was a corded trimmer. I never thought it would happen to me. I a cord cuck now. Stay vigilant people!
The most obvious take is:
yes higher unemployment insurance makes people less likely to find a job
THEN WE SHOULD PAY PEOPLE TO WORK:
Akshually the studies we highlight show higher benefits *increase* the likelihood of people finding a job.
That makes sense. I will say that a minority of people will still have the same effect regardless of the averages. So this will help everybody but it will be targeted at the perhaps 10-20 per cent who would rather sit around all day. However, I think conservatives are once again selling out their own voters. A lot of people work under the table doing landscaping or construction or even consulting work whilst on unemployment because the benefit is good but they still want to work. I don’t begrudge those people either. That’s why we got to pay people either… Read more »
Gig work never was eligible for unemployment. Its not just in California. Biden postured to kill the gig work economy by passing a law that the companies would have to take on independent contractors as employees, but I’d bet anything and odds that it’s not happening. This post brought to you by 100 hours a week with no overtime gig worker gxng
>Cucker accuses media of lying
>proceeds to lie
Imagine, Miller wins his case and jewish “farmers” who put some bees on the corner of their hollywood hills property collect ever more govt funds. Now that’s a worthy investment. Lets gooo WN for the win.
Agree and amplify. There is no rational way for them to defend.
Having a very difficult time hiring labor. I could increase hourly wage, but I would have to reduce staff to keep the payroll in control. This would also increase the workload of the guys I keep on. It’s a bad situation.
Pay a true middle class wage, meaning enough to own a house in your area on single income, and be amazed at how much each man is willing to do.
The only way that’s possible for many small businesses would be for federal and state governments to give a complete tax write-off for the wages they pay. And we know ZOG won’t allow that.
It’s one of those things that sounds right and works in theory.
But that theory is grounded in the idea that we live in a society. Which we don’t.
“But that theory is grounded in the idea that we live in a society. Which we don’t.”
That’s why I wrote this: “And we know ZOG won’t allow that.”.
Same here. Used to keep 1-2 part time guys on hand and that’s basically out the window. Full time guys using how much unemployment they could get as bargaining chip for higher salary when first hired is a bitch too.
With all the stuff these guys have done on sears and Amazon I don’t see how they can miss the shot here. It’s clearly being used to stress small business to the benefit of larger ones. Obviously Republicans are going to keep everything kosher when they talk about it, but the problem is real.
The Gordian Knot in this bad situation is the Jewish usury business ensuring that working incomes are permanently subservient to rent-seeking.
I’m not advocating for you nnnguys (or more importantly, the Eternal Anglo Svenjeet) to do a price hike and adjust the subscription fee according to thy inflation thy God BUT… FTN is worth 10$ a month by itself and I’ve been saying it for nearly 2 years.
One of the many desirable side-effects from their perspective. Hate to go full Greta Thunberg but this is a climate emergency: we have to get them out of our environment because our future’s burning.
Pin worms are trite, avoid the kosher hook worms!
top notch outro and cover art mmmmmmmmmmmlumens and lady bugz? I dont know what else to say ITS SUNDAY NIGHT FTN!
can we stop doing the pinworm thing? Someone should send mike the electric fence pence an email with the pinworm tip. It is Absolutely more effective. pinworm hives are real wahmen too. Cucker voice(if you dont want to get pinworms in your urethra you are just a bigot i have had many pinworms swim into my ballzack and it is not a big deal in fact every serious GOP goyper has pinworms)
Amazing show guys, I’m so grateful we have people of your intellect talking about these things. We need well read rational voices like yours in Britain and Europe
Ace franchises are mostly independently operated as well, if there isn’t a local store nearby.
The franchise system is one of the worst abuses of capitalism. Instead of family-owned Mom&Pop shops, you get Mom&Pop working for close to minimum wage and giving the rest to a corporation for the privilege of having their logo on the front of the shop.
Admittedly I don’t really understand it at all, but it was a great job when I was in high school.
LETTTS GUUUOOOO STEVE BANANS
niggers stank
Aww, yeah, that’s muh jam…..
F5TN
F5ing for FTN is my highlight of every Saturday evening
Your Saturday evening is my Sunday morning. 😉
I don’t like Jewish people
“people”
simple as
These jews seem like real jerks
Ever think about doing a segment on Home Owners Associations? The one I’m in is extremely gay. Seems like one of those ideas that started with good intentions but became more jewish over time.
“Seems like one of those ideas that started with good intentions but became more jewish over time.”
That’s true of all ideas except National Socialism!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Hitler_1928.jpg
That’s a really great picture. I don’t know if it’s intentional but I like the presentation. Hitler has the people behind him but he isn’t the center of the picture. Really gives me this we’re all in this together feeling.
It’s one of my favorite photos of him.
Hhhhhlook, hhhLindsey, those aren’t hhhhladybugs…they’re pinworms.
i am going to vomit. the pinworm terrorism diet is so much better than IF and Keto
Do you know what time it is?
time to see Kyle
Pleased to be fashing the nation.
People are going to love this
Aaaand I JUST learned what a pinworm is in echo chamber.
F
By far the best chamber to learn it.
The pinworm guys tend to stay over there. We typically have 100-120 guys infested with them but you’ll sometimes find 2-3 bottles of Reese’s on the floor in the morning.
Peanut Butter?
It’s literally the first OTC pinworm medicine that comes up in a product search my dude. It’s also banan flavored for extra irony. 🤣
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Reese-s-Pinworm-Medicine-1-oz/46024156