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Jazzhands has emerged from his local abandoned Sears store, with more shots.
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I want to talk about tik tok midgets.
Ryobi masterrace
I’m wondering if we have the rights to own lasers? Does the Supreme Court need to weigh in on that? Because they have ruled that we have the right to own military grade weapons.
Battery technology is really improving rapidly and the more power we pack into a smaller and lighter area the closer we are to phasers.
I unironically believe in the right of citizens to bear nuclear arms, because our enemies have them, the government has them, so we need them to safeguard ourselves. It’s perfectly reasonable.
My Libertarian priors make me want to agree. I just think only whites should be able to own them. Reasonable ones. Nothing over a few kilo-tons.
Well, when I say citizen, obviously I only mean White people. We’re talking about a timeline where I get to legalize home nuclear weapons ownership.
Ayy yall talkin garbage??
people all over twitter saying the “too much drugs” comment was “disproved” lmfao
The best thing to do would be to pick up the bear and drop it off in Kiryas Joel
Bears dont kill people. Guns do
And by guns i mean blacks
Five bitcoons in lumber to build a bear garbage cage.
We had pulled pork bbq on buns and potato salad and baked beans for Easter, was very good.
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How could you not want clout? It’s the only source of dopamine and self-satisfaction nowadays
How to thumbs down this caller?
Call in and tell and give a verbal thumbs down
This is not a call in show.
I just tried to call and got hung up on
Thanks for bein part of the show.
You’re acting like that’s a BAD thing!
>eschewing the clout-based economy
he deserves the thumbs down
Hes pretty fly for a white guy though
I’m not white I’m Jewish – unofficial MUSIC VIDEO – BibleRap rap hiphop – YouTube
fkn screenwatchers.
we used to call it clairvoyance. the nadir of immorality.
“Its all shit,” the jazzmen
Sweet. In the oven.
New Yids on the Block
Yes, people crapped on 80s pop at the time.
Don’t apologize to these callers, they need to be negged on the reg so they only give us the hottest takes out there instead of annoying rambly nonsense.
Unless it’s like D’Marcus or someone else from the TRS stable of stars, but no one wants another Rock call.
The Chicago guy is alright I guess.
I was going to call in today and tell the joke I didn’t get to tell last week, but I’m going to wait because I felt special being 50% of the callers last time
Someone do a call-in in the mall
Got the JD 590…lookin to upgrade to the 738 or 758 sometime
I just got the x590 on sale for 10k during the Covid mega sale. Pretty happy with it. That big captains seat was worth it.
I got the x570 in 2019. Big fan of Traction Assist.
Roseanne dies of opioids? I shall die of opioids
Everything from Dan having a heart attack onward never happened, keep it out of your headcanon and it’s fine. Dan is alive, Roseanne is alive, everybody is alive and married except maybe DJ and Jackie.
You doin wireless with those guitars Sven?
helllll no
I’ve never seen one worth a damn.
How would you play a wireless guitar, what would you even pluck?
Wait, electric guitars are an actual thing, I forget that sometimes. So like wireless connection to the amp I guess, that would suck.
The output cord can instead be a wireless system. They are bad.
Sven: “I’m actually taking calls. Please call in.”
Jazznds: “Cords.”
30 minutes later
living in an apratment robs you of the sacred past time of yard work, crushes the spirit
Roommates also robs you the ability to safely call into a racist talk show.
this is why i live alone
I have more (((mall))) redpills
Hi friend 🙂
Hello friend
Broke: You cut your grass with a corded electric lawn mower.
Woke: You have a gas powered lawn mower.
Ascended: Your wife cuts the lawn, and you don’t know what she uses.
Ryobis are mmmbretty underrated. Their chainsaws are good too.
Their for people that can’t afford Dewalt.
Milwaukee*
Tru
Dude the Ryobi pole saw is cool af. You can add up to three extension poles and you have a 20ft chainsaw to trim high branches.
I’ve got two Ryobi power heads and a slew of attachments. I’ll never go back to single use equipment ever.
Stihl Kombi ftw
I feel shame for other poor goys that have to use electric yard tools. Poor fellas.
You think you’re so cool jazzhands, with your judgments and whatnot? Well my cord riding lawnmower is the greatest purchase I ever made. It doesn’t matter how many extension cords it requires to mow my back yard!
Those cords will come in handy for trips to da batchroom
i get excited for new additions to my Hate Library
Being goy deep in consume product and superglue, I remember the warhammer times. When I was a young goy man!
Gount Jogula
I want to talk about Henri Landwirth. He was a Holocaust survivor who ran hotels and had contacts in the space program.
theres a good concept in a mall, something wholesome and communal- imagine it without jews behind everything (and without niggers swarming it), would probaby be great
mall meant bretzels
It would be
Jazz my ear holes, take that nawtzees,” t. Npr chode
if you take my call, it breaks contempt kayfabe and ruins it for me
And awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we go
BULLED BORK
https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/12/19/bork2_wide-8e76220c243e48995054f482f773a7a72ccaa2ed.jpg
I hate it when the pork pulls back
If you call in, are you supposed to be hearing Sven talking to himself and singing???
80 percent executive orders. Big deal.
I wanna hear Sven do retard voice
I want a Sven v Jazz retard voice-off.
If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
Aka: Alex vs Alex
They haven’t sent their money orders to Sben yet
I wanna hear retard do Sven voice
I wanna hear Sven do Limbaugh voice. With a special emphasis on all the weird verbal artifacts.
Jazzhands emerged from the abandoned Sears? I thought that was the new broadcast location. I hear they’re selling at rock bottom prices. Where is he now? Innawoods behind the decrepit mall?
He’s watching Amazon dump their designated shit bags behind Sears and JCPenny
That’s against company policy. Those employees have to take their shit bags and piss bottles home to dispose of.
Jazz is getting ready to move to Warchester Mass
I hope to make it. I’m still listening to Strike and Mike.
So do I, it’s big day for me. Damn it, there’s more propositions and shots to do!
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there is still beauty in the world
South Carolina mass shooting of white doctor, his wife, and 2 grandchildren.
Shooter was ex professional negro.
No outrage.
Yeah cover this pls.
“Shooter was ex professional negro.”
Ex NFL player to be particular. This should be huge news though we all know it won’t be.
Also I’d like to add this link that has two 911 recordings. In the first one the dumb bitch on the line asks this fella if he’s got any COVID symptoms, not like there wasn’t just a fucking shooting. In the second the other dumb bitch asks the boss of the two HVAC techs that were shot if this is a prank. I can’t imagine not losing your shit on these broads in such a situation.
https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/deputies-searching-possibly-armed-dangerous-man-after-reported-shooting-york-county/5AHHEBLIYZAH7CKU44NVTSZAAM/