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1920s Soviet Union
The counter elite is competing and finally out jewed the jew
HAPPENING: Biden’s Treasury Secretary received $800,000 from Citadel, will not step down
It’s the edward snowden lady ha
gamestop’s business model hasn’t changed since 2003. there but buy the white lords grace
Rubinhood’s customer base is 6.5 million customers? 6 million is the meme magic number
Their base is 13M. Half, 6.5M, own GME.
Oh gawd 6.5 million
it’s happening again….oh gawd!
Someone actually changed his name to Pooperman on Wikipedo
I’ve heard this a lot lately.
“We’re reevaluating what it means to be a…”
Investor
Journalist
Any of those keystones we intend to keep to ourselves.
Rabbi Hood
robbin my penis hood…get it…circumcision
I feel personally attacked :'(
Re the “Robin Hood” app post: I can’t imagine the gall it takes to say all of that with a straight face. Big lie indeed!
Rubin Hood
Juden Hood
Yes, you can do margin buying on Robin Hood.
Literally Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
Reverse Robin Hood. Stealing from the poor in the name of the wealthy.
Prince of Shylocks
Can Confirm.
https://twitter.com/EyesOnTheRight/status/1354909116922273795
“I will not unite with fascists against oligarchs
I will not unite with fascists against oligarchs
I will not unite with fascists against oligarchs
I will not unite with fascists against oligarchs
I will not…”
@EyesontheRight
Cocksucker.
LET ME IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BRING ON RANDBOT (dot com)
All it took was a little ingenuity, a slight spark that started a firestorm in this shylock straw house.
Jonathan Greenblatt’s retarded cousin.
https://youtu.be/VoP1E9J4jpg
He’s still got the same instincts.
Portnoy’s Complaint is a perverted novel by Philip Roth about a dude that fucks raw meat and then has his mother cook it and serve it to him, among other things. Portnoy is a super Jewish name.
Hymie’s Complaint
Just look at Portnoy’s beak.
Jewdar going bing bing bing!
people keep saying Friday is the big day for the payment to be called up but can this possibly continue into next week?
No, that’s not how options work.
I dont understand money
Yes, Just expect a sell off in between the next big position closing day. But if we keep holding for a while it will still cause problems in the ones that have real value and their trying to acquire like SNDL which is now debt free and expected to be one of the first successful Canadian Pot Stonks. Their company’s problem is a giant float of stocks available. SNDL is expected to do a reverse split to get their Nasdaq compliance back (10 days over 1$ value which is hard to do with out a reverse split.) Corona screwed them… Read more »
Just got this email from Robinhood – It’s been a tough day, and we’re grateful to you for being a Robinhood customer. In light of the extraordinary market conditions this week, we temporarily limited buying for certain securities this morning. Starting tomorrow, we plan to allow limited buys of these securities. We’ll continue to monitor the situation and may make adjustments as needed. This was a temporary decision made to best continue serving you, and was not an easy one to make. We know it’s led to frustration and confusion, and wanted to provide some clarity. As a brokerage firm,… Read more »
*jerkoff hand motion*
got the same email
You can buy on margin in Robinhood
(((Yellen))) also took millions in paid speeches from the main firm behind Robinhood. The system is totally rigged
was gonna say Everyday is Hall of Cost Remembrance Day
Yo for real I would bet there are at least some Jews that call for a law against trading in order to harm someone’s finances because of their ethnicity.
Antisemitism!
Theres some fake headlines associating it with “antisemitism”, but there IS a CNN article saying its because of “Trumpism” lol, the seeds are planted to go there
I’m watching RT.
Expert: On the hedge funds “If you step in the ring you might get punched”
The headline is “Gamestop Boosted By Small Investors Despite Wall Street Bets Against It”
Was there any fraud?
Expert: no i don’t think so. And again, this has been going on for a long time.
Expert preficts Washington will rule in line with “powerful interests”.
Better takes than I’d expect. But well shot.
Expert also mentioned: people are at home now, unemployed and desparate.
How dare TRS endorse this insurrection!
Obvious take (if I have this right): a fuckton of others will be jumping in to short this stock, and if the center doesn’t hold the HFs will walk away with more money, and it will be the money of these WSB redditors. I predict a lot of schadenfreude from the financial press.
They were calling WSB alt-right earlier today
Edit to include le Reddit link: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6s9tb/the_financial_times_are_attempting_to_link_wsb/
I certainly don’t know of anyone that got in on the dip that the Jews forced today by manipulating trading. Nope. Not a single person that I am acquainted with has done this.
Buy the slips, dunk on the dips.
“Buy the dip, f****t”-Warren Buffett
Q-anon vs Coup-anon
Was there a church in Germany at that time 😱
No, the germans were all athiests, also yes, a church on every corner the germans are christians to the max.
I hate smart people
Take a shot every time J&J say “this is not financial advice”
call an amberlamps
You have to have a million ( at least) to buy into a hedge fund. only super rich boomers are invested in this. This only affects the ultrarich.
GAMMA SQUEEZE incoming 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Mmmbig clout, Sven’s clout stonks bretty mmmmmbig.
Check out Lorgar Aurelian’s Class Action Suit reddit post from a RobinHood employee! Whoah!! This could get interesting. LETS GOOOOOO
Zeroo point fiiiii seconnnnnds since effffff fiiiiiii gannngggggggg
you think gamestops stock is bad? wait till TRS goes public. sven captial investments will power the shortacaust
HH Borthers!
Well that escalated quickly…
Things are really getting out of hand out there before Krystalstonk day tomorrow.
Smash game stonk big rock?
Smash tiny hat shorts big rock?
Grug confuse. Where rock?
So if bad lifting advice is on TDS… can habs bad financial advice on JazznJessnds?
I believe if I buy several paywall accounts simultaneously then I can expect several times the daily content. And every day that I’m shorted extra content the cost of all paywall subscriptions drops.
Yeah, sure. Thats how it works.
Did the paywall, boss.👍
Shorts get big rock.
I was looking for some professional financial advice. Did I come to the right place?
The Far Right’s Fear of ‘Glowies’. Striker needs to stop bringing up Atlantic articles if he’s not going to archive them for us somewhere. I’m not paying for this CFR rag…
“Honk!” on the TRS Radio. Such a fucking banger. That high note clown horn always kills me.
Listened to Liberal Tears today. Sven is a musical genius.
Yeah the number of genres and styles he turns into based covers, on top of his original dad rock tunes, is pretty amazing.
Ready to invest heavily in Clout Coin
I’m ready for some Svinyl!!!
I’ve heavily shorted JnJ. If they take more than ten calls I’ll be ruined.
Dude i’d get outta there. They’ve delayed releasing the results of their vaccine, which probably means it’s more effective than they thought. Because taking longer for cases to accumulate.
The mahkets will overreact accordingly.
Pretty sure every normie boomer is like “MUH STONKS!!!! THESE SNOWFLAKE MILLENIALS ARE RUINING MUH STONKS! WHY NO MORE MONTHLY DIVIDENDS FROM MUH MELVIN CAPITAL STONKS? “