Hey! Where do I get an NJP or National Hyphen sticker???
FRZ
January 6, 2021 4:12 pm
Mike got me thunking, I’ve never actually seen a mountain up close. The few times of my life I’ve been to Norway and tried to climb a mountain, it’s just like climbing up a large hill followed by another large hill. All I’m saying is, how do I know it’s not just Shlomo walking infront of me with a large oil painting?
The more I think of it, the whole Third Dimension is probably fake and gay, an illusion caused by chemicals in the water that make frogs gay.
Mr Gold
January 6, 2021 3:08 pm
I like how the meteorologists can’t predict the weather accurately three days out but somehow cosmologists can talk like they know how the universe is going to end in billions of years. I guess it’s the same way secularists act like they know definitively how humans arose through darwinian evolution and yet they can’t remember what they ate for breakfast two days ago if you ask them.
Just like the big bang the TDS show actually started a long long time ago in an era known as prep in the car. This is where all Svens initial energy is to be found. The final heat death occurs at approximately the 1 hour 30 mark when the death panel have had enough and are beginning to want to do something else now, not realising they actually started the show half an hour before the start of the show. Such are mysteries of the TDS universe.
tl;dr The “big bang light”, from Earth’s perspective, is the stuff already visible (as the/this universe is continuously expanding), and the theoretical stuff beyond the “observable universe” is light that hasn’t had the time to travel to our point in space-time.
If you can flatten a dick, you can flatten the earth.
HaaretzSyndrome
January 6, 2021 12:09 pm
What did Stephen Hawking say at the BLM protest?
DARK MATTER!
EkkeLonMuskyNigger
January 6, 2021 12:06 pm
Dont forget the Muh-Dikasouras-Wrex
Ursus
January 6, 2021 12:01 pm
Dinosaurs are reeeeeeeal.
trspaywall
January 6, 2021 11:58 am
WTF. Johnnie Monoxide is paranoid about the paranormies? What is this world coming to?
HaaretzSyndrome
January 6, 2021 11:52 am
First day of an earth science class I took we had to group up and walk around the room and write something on a big piece of paper at each station. It was my turn to write something, the answer was ‘night’ and I had this big Blake in my group.. i guess I had the word on my mind cause I write out the first 3 letters, get nervous cause of the Blake watching me, and ended up writing ‘nigth’
All universities are full of brown retards including my alma mater so yeah basically kindergarten tier
Mephilis78
January 6, 2021 11:49 am
I, personally, think the funnest shows are holocaust denial
Edit: here’s a show idea; take a list of each protocol and check off each one that has already occurred and find some examples for each. I could fill three hours talking about that. I don’t have witty cohosts though.
Last edited 4 years ago by Mephilis78
Mephilis78
January 6, 2021 11:42 am
Don’t be a Cucksagnathus
HyperboreanDad
January 6, 2021 11:42 am
This is the first time in forever Sven has not opined about being tired
LuciusVorenus
January 6, 2021 11:41 am
Don’t physicists cuck on faster than light travel when they acknowledge inflation theory?
They also cuck on it when they talk about about two objects moving in the opposite direction. For example, the light on one side of the star is moving away from the light on the other side at twice the speed of light.
Einstein was a fraud, and a plagiarist. There is no universal speed limit. Believing this doesn’t mean I have to believe in a dome or anything like that. I still believe in Newton’s laws.
Last edited 4 years ago by Mephilis78
albinoavian
January 6, 2021 11:35 am
If doing sphere cuck/flat earth shit is more fun do that on the show.
Parallax shit???
The Parallax View – Trailer – YouTube
Hey! Where do I get an NJP or National Hyphen sticker???
Mike got me thunking, I’ve never actually seen a mountain up close. The few times of my life I’ve been to Norway and tried to climb a mountain, it’s just like climbing up a large hill followed by another large hill. All I’m saying is, how do I know it’s not just Shlomo walking infront of me with a large oil painting?
Oh Mountains are fake and gay? So Virgin Olympos vs Chad Yggdrassil?
The more I think of it, the whole Third Dimension is probably fake and gay, an illusion caused by chemicals in the water that make frogs gay.
I like how the meteorologists can’t predict the weather accurately three days out but somehow cosmologists can talk like they know how the universe is going to end in billions of years. I guess it’s the same way secularists act like they know definitively how humans arose through darwinian evolution and yet they can’t remember what they ate for breakfast two days ago if you ask them.
epic fail
LOL! Exactly!
Just like the big bang the TDS show actually started a long long time ago in an era known as prep in the car. This is where all Svens initial energy is to be found. The final heat death occurs at approximately the 1 hour 30 mark when the death panel have had enough and are beginning to want to do something else now, not realising they actually started the show half an hour before the start of the show. Such are mysteries of the TDS universe.
Johnny MO is at the trump rally https://youtu.be/-B8ZdbUBcUw
What minute mark?
its just a looks match afaik :17
tl;dr The “big bang light”, from Earth’s perspective, is the stuff already visible (as the/this universe is continuously expanding), and the theoretical stuff beyond the “observable universe” is light that hasn’t had the time to travel to our point in space-time.
At least that’s what I’ve heard.
nvm
Sphere cuckers>Spear chuckers
Niggay the Gayreek
Brace yourselves for Tulsa gay ops, media blitzes and hate orgies.
Micheo Cuckoo deserves to have his dick smashed in a vice
Beat up sciencefags.
I hope the next hit piece accuses us of wanting to turn the earth flat.
If you can flatten a dick, you can flatten the earth.
What did Stephen Hawking say at the BLM protest?
DARK MATTER!
Dont forget the Muh-Dikasouras-Wrex
Dinosaurs are reeeeeeeal.
WTF. Johnnie Monoxide is paranoid about the paranormies? What is this world coming to?
First day of an earth science class I took we had to group up and walk around the room and write something on a big piece of paper at each station. It was my turn to write something, the answer was ‘night’ and I had this big Blake in my group.. i guess I had the word on my mind cause I write out the first 3 letters, get nervous cause of the Blake watching me, and ended up writing ‘nigth’
> First day of an earth science class I took we had to group up and walk around the room and write something on a big piece of paper at each station.
Jesus Christ what the fuck were you taking an earth science class in kindergarten?
All universities are full of brown retards including my alma mater so yeah basically kindergarten tier
I, personally, think the funnest shows are holocaust denial
Edit: here’s a show idea; take a list of each protocol and check off each one that has already occurred and find some examples for each. I could fill three hours talking about that. I don’t have witty cohosts though.
Don’t be a Cucksagnathus
This is the first time in forever Sven has not opined about being tired
Don’t physicists cuck on faster than light travel when they acknowledge inflation theory?
They also cuck on it when they talk about about two objects moving in the opposite direction. For example, the light on one side of the star is moving away from the light on the other side at twice the speed of light.
Einstein was a fraud, and a plagiarist. There is no universal speed limit. Believing this doesn’t mean I have to believe in a dome or anything like that. I still believe in Newton’s laws.
If doing sphere cuck/flat earth shit is more fun do that on the show.
I unironically endorse this.
Feralblactyl
Just talk about dinosaurs, space and Star Trek all show.
Right, get the trivia chatter out of the way first, so they can then get serious and discuss the Orange Golem & his grift rally.
Pajeetvision is back, congratulations on close ticket.
Mike did the needful and showed bobs
Prep is the part where Sven does Prep instead of doing prep while Mike and Alex are talking.
Oh wait……
You will see the stars as lines if you take a time lapse picture
Nigersaurus is an actual dinosaur.
Stop the steal, bruh.
The national guard were making sure no one could discover that dinosaurs are fake.
Nigguanadon is my contribution to this mess…
Early is good.
I feel like yall are early. Why
f5!