Jazz and James revel in the context of Jeffrey Toobin's work wank, San Francisco names its new anti-racist 9-1-1 legislation after Karens, the bad motives behind great ideas continue, and Vaseline escalates its anti-white advertising in primetime as American Nationalism searches for a bottom. In the second half, it's a deep-dive into Bibi Netanyahu as a primer for an upcoming weekend deep-dive with Jazz and Borzoi. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!Get behind the paywall to access the show!
h/t to Frontierland for this week's cover art:
00:00:00 - Work Wank Nazi Fetish
00:20:00 - CAREN 9-1-1
00:35:00 - Platform Kamikaze
00:50:00 - Black Won't Crack
01:00:00 - Best Optics
01:30:00 - BREAK
01:31:00 - The Paradox of Jewish Morality
01:51:00 - Jignats are the Real Revisionists
02:20:00 - IDF Land and Expand
03:00:00 - Outro
Hey, hey! No dissing the fried okra and hush puppies.
Feels good to be a paypig again.
Save it in your phone’s contacts now.
Wait, your saying German soldiers were not playing bayonet lacrosse with toddlers back in 1916, but they are now in 44?
Apropos the Romney/Netanyahu connection, I recall Ann Coulter saying (in her 2016 Trump book, I think) that in 2012 Romney took a strong anti-immigration policy. I recall being perplexed by that claim, since I had no memory of Romney mentioning immigration, and I’ve been anti-immigration since the 1990’s. But her claim totally jibes with your interpretation of Trump’s “Romney choked” line. Not to inb4 the weekend show, but I’m guessing Bebe was a big booster of Romney as the Finkelthink candidate in 2012, which is funny,because he always struck me as the classic slick, insincere big business candidate, straight out… Read more »
Hell, how would anyone even know what Romney’s positions in 2012, he took that 6 weeks vacation there towards of the campaign, hell he campaigned more against Trump in 2016 than he did against Obama in 2012.
My answer for my Whitness is: FUCK YOU!
“There will be justice…”
I cant find the article you guys did and were talking about for the “Best Optics” section, Amnats have a FBI problem or something like that. HELP
Thank you fren
Vaseline is petroleum based and horrible for your skin. The only thing I ever used it for was greasing up dry spots on my horse. I went to the Vaseline website and sent them an email asking them to stop their race baiting advertising campaign.
Hmm, so if none of these companies are promoting anti-white training, then why would they need to halt anything? What is unclear or confusing about “Stop attacking white people for their skin color?” I wonder if Trump’s EO is the finklestink way to try and stop these companies from shooting themselves in the foot by actually going full diversity.
Your approach to today’s show was experimental, but I liked it a lot. The first half did indeed feel like stretched out bottom of the stack items, but both of your great senses of humor and investigation made this a really entertaining hour to gonzume tonight. I think it would be cool to do this more often, where the light topics are stretched out at the beginning and the autism is at the end. Keep up the good work!
LOL! Frontierland you crack me up!
My job is done.
King Kayak Bibi was caught bragging in 2001 about torpedoing the Oslo agreements and using unmitigated chutzpah to bully US officials.
Interesting idea for someone who is unemployed and pissed off about critical race theory being forced on whites- Ever applied for a job you didn’t want to see if you get it? Why not pick the most pozzed employers that you can find and record/document some of these sessions for the rest of us- an expose, if you will. It would be hard to top Casey Petersen, but you don’t have to, you would just be adding to his work. A small team could work together to give the new employee talking points and strategic reactions to situations that are… Read more »
you lost me at Vaseline
You can inb4 the 911 dispatcher asking you the race by saying telling them to do so would open me up to criminal prosecution. That way you are telling them the race while doing the exact opposite
911 what is the nature of your emergency? …..there is the BIGGEST BLACKEST Silverback gorilla loitering in front of my building again. Or it might just be a black woman. It’s hard to tell from this distance. Okay, stay on the phone sir. We’re sending officers to your location. Excuse me ma’am, one of the tenants called, he said he has a problem with your black face. He asked us to escort you away from the property. Ma’am, ma’am calm down. Oh NO! Her sandwich is a GUN!!! ??? Me ? I’m bored. That was stupid. I want a snack.… Read more »
you actually typed that
I was pleasantly surprised to hear about companies and universities acknowledging the critical race training EO at all. I figured everyone would just ignore it.
I don’t really wanna keep talking about Jeffrey Toobin. I just hope they send Jeffrey Toobin to Masturbation Anonymous where he can get the help he needs.
Not in the meeting JEFFERY!!!
>Please stop mocking Jewish degeneracy
>Really hope that guy gets the help he needs
What’s next Ursus, leave poor old Chuck Weinstein alone? ?
One of my favorite bits is being the fall guy. So like if Sven complains he got 20 emails “from people” last night about something he’s already explained on the show before and he’s sorta pissed, I’ll go to shitposting be like “I don’t get it guys. Why don’t they explain this on the show? I sent Sven 20 some emails last night and at some point he stopped responding.” I also like being the “adult in the room”. That would be like, come on guys, let’s respect Jeffrey Toobin’s privacy. He’s in Masturbation Anonymous getting the help he needs.… Read more »
Well the bit is I try to make it over the top. It’s not intended to be believable.
I also like doing the straw man. That’s where insane leftists set up the Karen law. And I pretend to be the guy that feels oppressed because I CAN’T call the police on black people for their skin color anymore.
Broke: Calling the cops for skin color
Woke: Calling the cops for nose slope
I can’t even listen to this shit. I got 20 minutes in but this CAREN shit is so infuriating. Libtards are a plague on humanity and America is the gayest country on Earth.
What’s so insidious about the Caren act is that 911 was originally created in response to the murder of a white woman by a black man where dozens of people heard about it and no one responded. They talk about it in psychology courses as situations where responsibility is so spread out that no one feels the need to personally act. They all thought some other white guy was going to save the white woman from the black man murdering her. I believe the purpose of all of this happening right now is to scare white women towards Trump, even… Read more »
Murder of Kitty Genovese. We learned about it in middle school. Of course the races of those involved were never mentioned.
“even liberals like him are feeling the heat to the point where they are wondering what is the point of “being an ally” anymore.”
Next up… Defund 911
What about positive outcomes for white patients who have to suffer through an interaction with Dr. Streetshitter?
These election role-playing and masturbation sessions are just the Jewish version of Dungeons & Dragons called Gulags & Goyim
…they need to enact a law addressing black males in possession of implements, accessories, or accoutrements typically used in criminal undertakings:
The TYRONE Act: Tools You Require On Nefarious Enterprises …..nothing to do with colored’s, it’s just an acronym, goy!
I’m in full agreement that “Karen” should be retired for Gretchen. That’s the new “Karen”
How about “Moira” or “Rachel?”
There’s a reason Jews like to hop onto using the names of White women as insults, though arguably the Hebraic origin of Rachel makes it an exception.
I propose the following legislation:
The National Initiative to Grab Guns from Emergent Robbers.
A condition for “Red” (((Toobon))) to return to CNN should be that both of his hands are cuffed to the top of the countertop whenever he is on the air.
Spammy, my man, the joke above is arguably even funnier. No love on that one?
I up-voted it.
Christopher Rufo be this guy
twitter : @realchrisrufo
Ahhhhp-ticks are all about caving to the Jews.
It’s never about how something looks to normal people, like, you know… US.
TRS unironically has better optics than AF
Tobin: Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin.
I’m in tears after hearing that bit with the guy in the grocery store live chatting
When I heard “there’s this new Vaseline ad”, I was expecting a “starring Jeffrey Toobin” joke. Very disappointed.
Why are they so hellbent on keeping Toobin at CNN. He isn’t even an exceptional legal analyst. Its not like there is a shortage of jew shill lawyers to replace him with. Toobin’s talmudry and pilpul skill is rather pleb tier
No jew left behind!
we did it reddit!! well done!!1
oh god i’m gonna TOOOOOOOB
Alas I have already caught a LIE in this episode. I’m here to provide quality debunking.
THE CLAIM: FTN was released on Thursday. (“If it’s Thursday, it’s FTN!”)
THE TRUTH: This episode was available prior to Thursday everywhere in the US.
RATING: Mike Enoch
Though I wish they were not part of the U.S., Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands are in the Atlantic Time Zone and thus it was Thursday in *some* portion of the U.S. when the show was uploaded.
LIE STATUS: Vindicated
BTFO at my own game. And now that you mention it there’s got to be some Pacific islands deep into Thursday. RIP
Fight talmud with talmud
On behalf of the Based Department, I’d just like to say greetings to Jazzy and the F5 Gang. Lovely Wednesday evening. Be well friends!
The Rio Rhinelander
CEO, Based Department
Greetings! Hail FTN!
Woo-hoo! Suma dat new FTN!!