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FTN 306: What You Want is What You Do Not Get

April 23, 2020 by Jazzhands McFeels

Jazz and James reboot Chris Matthews' Hardball in a fireworks festooned Evel Knievel style shark jumping bonanza of the spiciest mainstream takes. Whether it's Chuck Singer's Senate tarbabies, the John MMMMBud Effect, microfinance bailouts, farm wage cuts, behind the curtain DHS rule changes, well akshuallying immigration, answering the Karen question, SBA fund fuckery, Tom Cotton and Josh Hawley going HAM on China for the Berman Law Group, or the chosen few behind McDonald's Happy Meal, Joe and Mika are gonna have their hands full trying to keep up. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!

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h/t to Frontierland for the midweek cover art:

Episode Topics:

00:00:00 - Jazz and James Go All In
00:20:00 - Chuck Singer's Tarbabies
00:40:00 - The John MMMBud Effect
01:00:00 - Roadblocking
01:20:00 - BREAK
01:22:00 - The KQ
02:07:00 - Kosher Lending Packets
02:22:00 - Berman
02:30:00 - Over 6 Gorillion Served
02:46:00 - Outro

Filed Under: FTN

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Feminine Bulge
Feminine Bulge
April 27, 2020 4:27 am

>turn on seppo political podcast
>they’re talking about burgers again

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Swastikkun-Olam
Swastikkun-Olam
April 25, 2020 5:26 pm

No mention of Moonman while discussing McDs characters… Hmmmm. Yea this is clearly a nefarious op of LIARS

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oryellian
oryellian
April 25, 2020 11:45 am

Refocusing the WQ on its J catalysts is the correct approach, and the analysis is spot on. The problem is going to be how easy it is to fall into that trap, because so many of the women in question have fallen into it so completely, and end up legitimately insufferable. Anyone who has lived in a major metro for an extended period knows what I’m talking about, though the bulk aren’t actually white. In my experience it’s the ones that most thoroughly bury their face in the career who end up this way. Thus it just comes back to… Read more »

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April 25, 2020 12:00 am

Was the film The Founder, starring Michael Keaton about the origins of McDonald’s, of any jewish revelatory interest (to anyone who might have seen it)? I’ve kind of wanted to watch it, but never got around…

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BLORK_Blorkinson
BLORK_Blorkinson
April 24, 2020 11:39 am

Dr. Seuss is not Jewish despite being named Geisel. Read The Sneetches to see how J-friendly he was.

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Jazzhands McFeels
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Jazzhands McFeels
April 24, 2020 12:15 pm
Reply to  BLORK_Blorkinson

Correct, he was not Jewish but he might as well have been. He was named an “honorary Jew” by the mayor of Jerusalem and the Sneetches is definitely an allegory for Nazis and Jews. We are gonna snorkel depth dive on this Sunday.

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April 24, 2020 10:14 pm
Reply to  Jazzhands McFeels

Man, my entire childhood was bathed in judaism. It’s a miracle I got out alive!

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April 25, 2020 1:51 pm
Reply to  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Did you grow up in the Catholic Church, too, Spam?

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April 24, 2020 11:51 pm
Reply to  BLORK_Blorkinson

I had thought I’d heard ‘Seuss’ was antisemitic. Might be worth a shallow dive from the commentariat…

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April 25, 2020 12:06 am
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“The Sneetches, written in 1953, has many undertones of opposition to anti-Semitism, along with opposition to racial and religious bigotry. The story of the Sneetches is about yellow, bird-like creatures, with some who have green stars on their stomachs, and others without. The “in” crowd are those who have the stars, and they look down on those who do not have it. This discrimination even runs in their children…”
Political messages of Dr. Seuss

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April 25, 2020 12:08 am
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Can somebody do something with this? Instead of TNT, maybe Coronavirus…

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April 25, 2020 12:10 am
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Seussian minecraft

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April 25, 2020 12:11 am
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Sneetches

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flashman
flashman
April 24, 2020 10:57 am

Anarchism : Black Flag
Conservatism : black fag

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Yacht Grug
Yacht Grug
April 24, 2020 10:03 am

I think the person in the “liberal college chick” meme is a dude.

Like a legit dude, not a mutant.

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WorkingClassFather
WorkingClassFather
April 24, 2020 7:08 am

I love how the j3w in the V-Dare piece starts out by saying ” studies find that stereotypes are found to be MOSTLY true “…… Hhmmm

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Judge Holden
Judge Holden
April 24, 2020 1:01 am

Jazzhands, your friend was telling the truth. The Arby’s “meat” literally is a slurry in a plastic bag. You put aluminum foil over the top, and bake it into a solid. The solid gets sliced and put into the bun.

Arby’s was my first “legal” job when I was 15 and worked there for several months in the mid-90’s.

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Jazzhands McFeels
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Jazzhands McFeels
April 24, 2020 1:37 am
Reply to  Judge Holden

I fucking knew it

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Urbanite Jim
Urbanite Jim
April 24, 2020 4:29 am
Reply to  Judge Holden

Oh man, squirt on the horsey sauce and a little arbys sauce, get some of those curly fries..

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C Doyle enjoyer
C Doyle enjoyer
April 24, 2020 9:18 am
Reply to  Judge Holden

Why not both? McDolan’s has real onions and reconstituted onions.

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Judge Holden
Judge Holden
April 24, 2020 10:59 am
Reply to  C Doyle enjoyer

Because unless its changed its not both. It used to be real roast beast from when it opened until the early 80’s I believe. My mom worked there in the 70’s and it was an actual hunk of beef sliced up. My aunt worked there in the early 80’s and it was moving toward a slurry like substance at that point.

In the intervening 25 years its theoretically possible they’ve gone back to slicing real meat, but come on guy, we all know the foreskin thieves don’t work that way.

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mcmxlv
mcmxlv
April 24, 2020 1:30 pm
Reply to  Judge Holden

Gross.

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Hopkins
Hopkins
April 23, 2020 11:53 pm

Could someone draw a diagram on exactly how the peddle-powered brain bashing machine is supposed to work? And the merry-go-round—I mean roller coaster—of death? A clever engineer should demonstrate for us how these machines of death are supposed to work. In view of these death contraptions, those Nazis were very creative and they had a lot of time on their hands in spite of fighting a war against the rest of the world.

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Urbanite Jim
Urbanite Jim
April 24, 2020 4:38 am
Reply to  Hopkins

It would be fun to build one. Who can do this?

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Bandwagon White Boy
Bandwagon White Boy
April 24, 2020 6:41 pm
Reply to  Urbanite Jim

Myth Busters / TRS Crossover Event!!!

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Chadwick
Chadwick
April 23, 2020 11:18 pm

People like to shit on the nice suburban upbringing. Fu@Kim that. Living in the suburbs as a kid is the sh!t. If some one gives you shit for this tell them [email protected] you those years were the [email protected] best. We’re fighting for our kids to have this. At least give them that white [email protected] lifestyle while they’re kids. Skating in the cul du sac, doing inverts and sh!t. Getting harder and harder to give our kids this nice pure white childhood.

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Chadwick
Chadwick
April 23, 2020 11:04 pm

yeah these chicks need to be told what to think. Have some kids and explain how [email protected] the system wants your kids to be and they fall into place. Motherly instincts kick in and the go full blown NatSoc. Marry a smart girl ffs. They’re naturally compassionate but there’s a reason for patriarchy.

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Ursus Major
Ursus Major
April 23, 2020 10:26 pm

Would this be a good FTN intro song? They fade in at 55 seconds and it cuts at 1:15. That would be so cool! Too bad they can’t get the rights. Or maybe Sven can just play the song with the lyrics as is, so they can do it? That would be awesome!

https://youtu.be/q3GNiAQd0Pk

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Nick Pappas (ROOTIN' FER PUTIN)
Nick Pappas (ROOTIN' FER PUTIN)
April 23, 2020 10:36 pm
Reply to  Ursus Major

No.

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P little
P little
April 23, 2020 10:20 pm

Idea for next episode title that deep dives on anti-China gay ops:
“Wonton Destruction”

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Honk Hogan
Honk Hogan
April 23, 2020 8:30 pm

Hold up. I have been told Arbys stood for RBs, as in roast beefs. Are you lying Jazz, or have I been Jewed?

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Jazzhands McFeels
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Jazzhands McFeels
April 23, 2020 9:30 pm
Reply to  Honk Hogan

100% Jewed

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Longshanks
Longshanks
April 24, 2020 12:41 am
Reply to  Honk Hogan

Wtf do running backs have to do with roast beef sammaches?

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Manny Coon
Manny Coon
April 23, 2020 8:20 pm

I, for one, am excited to pull myself up by my bootlips.

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