This what we need btw, we need a Sven and Sven’s wife duet. I demand a cheesy husband and wife duet RIGHT NOW! Let’s just start off Cash and Carter’s Jackson.
Ah shit, I should finally listen to them. All the wannabe 70s/80s girls love them.
Bud Fox
April 16, 2020 7:55 pm
It do be good doe
Empowered_Retard
April 16, 2020 7:54 pm
One of the highest risk demographics for corona virus are the same people that hold the most wealth, mostly in real estate. If this does boomer remover over the next year or two it will exacerbate a wealth transfer that was supposed to take a few decades. Lots of boomer houses for sale in suburbs and rural areas which shlomo will buy for pennies on the dollar and install a bunch of Africans. This phenomenon has already been going on in former retirement towns for quite a while.
Icosphere
April 16, 2020 7:53 pm
Imagine knowing what songs sven is parodying
t. Zoomer
Real Mujahideen 🇵🇸
April 16, 2020 7:47 pm
Normies cannot fucking wait to get back outside and resume consumption. We’re an anomaly, because we’re natively online. For them this is traumatic. They hate their families and they hate not being able to go eat the foods they want and get to the office and see their “work friends”
Goybot
April 16, 2020 7:47 pm
Ahhh, I miss working at a big chain liquor store. Had a nice cigar section as well.
You should learn to just say “martini,” and then if someone says “vodka or gin,” get a disgusted look on your face and say something like, “learn to mix.”
Tanqueray makes a great looking bottle to have in the cabinet.
Call me a fagolla but muddled cucumber does sound yummy.
Almost as good as scotch with a tiny umbrella in it.
Funny story, back when I was waiting tables, I would always have N!66ers come in on Sunday and ask for Sprite with a twist of lemon (trying to cargo cult being fancy). And so, being the good goy I am, I’d bring them Sprites with a true twist of lemon (the peel, twisted over the glass). And these basketball-americans pitch a fit because “I’m cheatin’ them” and they want a proper twist of lemon. Mutha-fuckas wanted a lemon wedge! Listen here Hidden Figures, I gave you a twist of lemon, next time ask for a lemon wedge like all the… Read more »
Okay. Podcast addict just hates me then. Oh well. Thanks!
Kolbadar
April 16, 2020 6:54 pm
When will you be doing a poz button on Ground Control To Psychoelectric Girl? When will you be doing a poz button on The Beast of Yucca Flats? When will you be doing a poz button on Step Mom in Quarentine (4k)?
🦢The Autiste formerly known as Swampy🦢
April 16, 2020 6:29 pm
Sven Two Sheds and Charlie McFeels on a Thursday night… AWWWWWESOME….
Holy Shit, Sven Two Sheds !
That needs to be the new meme.
Autistic Realist
April 16, 2020 6:04 pm
Sven. I was hoping to hear more Trek posting on the Where Silence has Lease episode. But you mentioned it as an aside at the end of the show and didn’t get into any takes. Will there be any Trek posting tonight?
I hope you guys can cover the Michigan retards protesting right now from the roofs of their cars in Lansing, calling the Governor a fascist for telling everyone to stay inside. The libertarians I still talk to won’t stop complaining and I’m over here like, want me to show you real fascism? Check out this cool website over here and give your bag to them to get behind the paywall
Something like that, they’re calling it a hoax since they don’t see the hospitals overflowing, etc, governor comes out and bantz them after their little hissy fit saying she might just have to extend it further because of them. Many of em are mad because they’re seeing their retirements go up in flames
The same boomers protesting pandemic control measures and chanting about re opening for “the economy” are most likely to fall victim to the virus if they get what they want.
Fuckin’ boomers man, I heard the same thing from my boomer folks “Oh, Dave From Chicago, I’m just so worried that the economic shutdown is worse than the virus.”
Reminds me of that Bill Hicks joke about pro-lifers:
“If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.”
Tam
April 16, 2020 5:28 pm
I hope Jazz and Jesse will be wearing suits
❔🌜Que⚡ti🌞n❓
April 16, 2020 5:17 pm
*sip*
fighterx
April 16, 2020 5:10 pm
Death count going absolutely brrrrrrr right now. Definitely time to open the conomy back up.
ye i saw 6000 deaths on one of my tracking sites. the johns hopkins site hasn’t rung em’ up yet so im wondering if it is some duplication glitch… 6k in a day is FUCKED.
I would love to discuss Ryan Dawson going on Shaun Attwood’s channel. Literally habben the night i posted about Shaun here. Shaun’s ‘satanist’ pedo stuff is cabal verion of no planers imo.
there’s a tangential helen keller take. BTW no more Star Trek . All Helen all the time.That’s it . Just Helen.
Dave from Chicago
April 16, 2020 4:18 pm
I would love to hear a Poz Button deep dive into the Trolls lore. /s
Dave from Chicago
April 16, 2020 3:02 pm
Also, if anyone is reading the comments, I would like to call in to talk about how the new Trolls movie is actually an antisemitic canard.
This what we need btw, we need a Sven and Sven’s wife duet. I demand a cheesy husband and wife duet RIGHT NOW! Let’s just start off Cash and Carter’s Jackson.
already exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mV1Tjosb2o
I’m crying
That’s the fucking best lol
If you dont know talking heads just rope yourself my dude
Dunno what this is but it reminds me of The Cult. I like it.
Sounds like the Smiths/Morrissey
It is The Smiths
Ah shit, I should finally listen to them. All the wannabe 70s/80s girls love them.
It do be good doe
One of the highest risk demographics for corona virus are the same people that hold the most wealth, mostly in real estate. If this does boomer remover over the next year or two it will exacerbate a wealth transfer that was supposed to take a few decades. Lots of boomer houses for sale in suburbs and rural areas which shlomo will buy for pennies on the dollar and install a bunch of Africans. This phenomenon has already been going on in former retirement towns for quite a while.
Imagine knowing what songs sven is parodying
t. Zoomer
Normies cannot fucking wait to get back outside and resume consumption. We’re an anomaly, because we’re natively online. For them this is traumatic. They hate their families and they hate not being able to go eat the foods they want and get to the office and see their “work friends”
Ahhh, I miss working at a big chain liquor store. Had a nice cigar section as well.
I miss drinking lol.
Alcohol sales are up 75% across the board.
Pot use to.
Serious Tidewater (wooder) accent going on
NO YOU CAN’T DENY MY MY PAYWALL RIGHT TO CALL IN
Haha busy signal go burrr
Keep tryin’ bro. The struggle is real; but also worth it.
The second paymendment: The right to get hung up on
The first paymendment: freedom to have your comments deleted
3rd paymendment: right to have a forum for a finite amount if time.
LINES ARE ALWAYS FULL REEeEEeeeeeEE
Bro lmao, just call in early
$10k will cover a single 2 week pay period for 8 employees making $30k.
Millennials are going to be living in converted vans. It was already gaining popularity.
http://www.reddit.com/r/vandwellers
In a van down by the river?
A van down by the Walmart/24-Hour Fitness so they can shit and shower.
Damn a dissident cant even get a cabin in the woods anymore. Uncle ted didnt know how good he had it
Woods will have to bulldozed for infinity immigrant suburban housing, I fucken hate urban sprawl
You mean Pods? Cause those are still open right now.
Look into WeWork. The J*w behind it got 1.7 billion for crashing the company.
They should call those places “CoronaChan Incubators”….
100, 120 bugpeople, you find two or three corona victims in the morning.
To you guys think that UBI is going to be implemented because of this?
Can I call in and just talk to Alex for an hour
Dude, chatting with Alex is worth the paywall alone.
I spend most of my call screening time talking about 40k novels.
So, when do we do an alex, Dave from Chicago and johnstrasser show? 40k Cardio, dad jokes and background babies
HULLEAUX
Hull-oh
Huhlough
I’m screening your cull becalls Sven will yell at me if I don’t.
Ha! YES !
I can dad joke for days.
My kids are just getting old enough now to roll their eyes at my jokes. It is the pinnacle of being a dad.
I pitched doing an “ask the Boomer” bit for them once…
If you like Warhammer fantasy at all the Gotrek and Felix books are nice
I’m on the third book of the Horus Heresy right now.
Rush misses me calling in. I may call back and get in one last red pill before he dies.
Make sure to record the episode.
Oh, and Rubber is an incredible movie.
Calling in for a completely different topic, Afghanistan spreggery, also why they want to keep trump in office.
Afghanistan … Now there’s a name I’ve not heard in a long , long time.
I’ve been mulling over all the things I learned about it before I got woke and some thoughts have surfaced.
I hope they take your call; Afghanistan was a huge part of my upbringing; what with 9/11 and all.
My wheelhouse is 80’s Afghanistan. I’ve just been thinking about U.S. involvement at the time.
DOW just gapped up +800 points after hours. Gilead Sciences announces a promising cure and Trump says the Economy to be tuned back on May 1st…
4th largest day of Unemployment announced in history, DOW up +800.
https://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?p=m5
You know the score pal! You’re not a capitalist, you’re little people!
I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I’ve endured in
My shadow
My shadow
Change is coming.
Now is our time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I’ve been clinging to.
Fourteen & 88 ahead of me.
I won’t get a bag, but I still have a job.
No bag for me either, fam.
Me neither and I’m tired of hearing the office workers making 30k a year complaining about “their tax money” going to “socialism”…
Try not getting a bag and owing the IRS $4000
No bag and I owe $10k. Glad others got bags though.
I mailed taxes in for last year because I’m small business gang. Prob be a few months for me.
Pearl Jam’s best song was Jeremy.
Tremor Christ is good. Pretty much everything on Ten and most of the songs on Vitalogy.
Good call on Tremor Christ. VS and Vitology are underrated.
Drive time at 5:06pm mountain time
CigarAndScotch gang, represent.
Occidental Reserve is lit and Laphroaig is poured
Gin Martini and Capt. Black pipe tobacco checking in here
You should learn to just say “martini,” and then if someone says “vodka or gin,” get a disgusted look on your face and say something like, “learn to mix.”
Ha! so true. Gin Martini, or toss it in the trash.
Hendricks Gin Masterrace
Ashamedly, I have Amsterdam in the cabinet right now. It’s budget friendly.
Ever tried it with muddled cucumber? Yum yum. A friend makes ‘me that way. I’m a Tanqueray man myself, but Hendricks is fine…
Tanqueray makes a great looking bottle to have in the cabinet.
Call me a fagolla but muddled cucumber does sound yummy.
Almost as good as scotch with a tiny umbrella in it.
As long as it isnt that No. 10 shit
Agreed. The 10 is a zero
Twist of lemon is the only proper way to garnish a Martini
Funny story, back when I was waiting tables, I would always have N!66ers come in on Sunday and ask for Sprite with a twist of lemon (trying to cargo cult being fancy). And so, being the good goy I am, I’d bring them Sprites with a true twist of lemon (the peel, twisted over the glass). And these basketball-americans pitch a fit because “I’m cheatin’ them” and they want a proper twist of lemon. Mutha-fuckas wanted a lemon wedge! Listen here Hidden Figures, I gave you a twist of lemon, next time ask for a lemon wedge like all the… Read more »
You speak the truth my brother — I got a channel knife a while ago, and can’t keep lemons in my frig anymore!
My BIL and I are partial to twists of orange in our Old Fashions
DAS RITE
Borther, I love a good pipe too. I’m partial to Dunhill Early Morning Pipe.
Good choice, Dave.
Absolutely right, Swamp.
Oh shit, I didn’t even look at the name. I completely missed that this was another Name from Place; Jeremy I hope you’re doing well.
I’m doing very well, Dave. Thanks, bro.
Oh, and you’re right, Jeremy is their best song.
Hail brothers, enjoying the tunes from far away. Anyone got a link to sven’s discography?
Cheers! http://www.rapeable.com/
Fuck Yeah! TRS sing along
I love singing along to “Have You Seen Kyle?”
At full volume!
Fuck I was exited pressing play and thinking Jesse made a parody of Hunger Strike
You’re not hungry, you’re just bored.
Damn. Almost forgot about “Passage to BANGkok
Oh Yeah
Pls do longfrend
https://twitter.com/i/status/1250500795776327680
Under rated post HaseilMan — had me laughing my ass off. Trump 2020!
How to RSS J&J?
It’s the same as paywall TDS, S&M and FTN
Become a paychad. It’s not only worth it, but, your money doesn’t go to a jewish controlled media outlet.
Thank you!
Okay. Podcast addict just hates me then. Oh well. Thanks!
When will you be doing a poz button on Ground Control To Psychoelectric Girl? When will you be doing a poz button on The Beast of Yucca Flats? When will you be doing a poz button on Step Mom in Quarentine (4k)?
Sven Two Sheds and Charlie McFeels on a Thursday night… AWWWWWESOME….
Holy Shit, Sven Two Sheds !
That needs to be the new meme.
Sven. I was hoping to hear more Trek posting on the Where Silence has Lease episode. But you mentioned it as an aside at the end of the show and didn’t get into any takes. Will there be any Trek posting tonight?
There wasn’t much to say. No liberal dilemma or anything for the captain,
Plinkett will be Trek posting soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao99bNrJ_1Q
When we get the ethnostate, it’s gonna be like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHmgR31MJuQ
I hope you guys can cover the Michigan retards protesting right now from the roofs of their cars in Lansing, calling the Governor a fascist for telling everyone to stay inside. The libertarians I still talk to won’t stop complaining and I’m over here like, want me to show you real fascism? Check out this cool website over here and give your bag to them to get behind the paywall
Weren’t they blocking the entrance to a hospital too.?
Something like that, they’re calling it a hoax since they don’t see the hospitals overflowing, etc, governor comes out and bantz them after their little hissy fit saying she might just have to extend it further because of them. Many of em are mad because they’re seeing their retirements go up in flames
The same boomers protesting pandemic control measures and chanting about re opening for “the economy” are most likely to fall victim to the virus if they get what they want.
Fuckin’ boomers man, I heard the same thing from my boomer folks “Oh, Dave From Chicago, I’m just so worried that the economic shutdown is worse than the virus.”
Reminds me of that Bill Hicks joke about pro-lifers:
“If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.”
I hope Jazz and Jesse will be wearing suits
*sip*
Death count going absolutely brrrrrrr right now. Definitely time to open the conomy back up.
If He won’t do what’s best for America, He will do what’s best for Israel.
ye i saw 6000 deaths on one of my tracking sites. the johns hopkins site hasn’t rung em’ up yet so im wondering if it is some duplication glitch… 6k in a day is FUCKED.
I wish i could call but long distance charges.
Call ’em Collect
additional info at https://youtu.be/jQmwFmS87Gw
For whom does the money printer hum?
Does it hum for thee, or does it hum for the jew?
With all the free money going to basketball-Americans, I kinda hope the N-Word Pass Printer will go brrrrr
Does it hum for thee or does it hum for heeb?
I would love to discuss Ryan Dawson going on Shaun Attwood’s channel. Literally habben the night i posted about Shaun here. Shaun’s ‘satanist’ pedo stuff is cabal verion of no planers imo.
there’s a tangential helen keller take. BTW no more Star Trek . All Helen all the time.That’s it . Just Helen.
I would love to hear a Poz Button deep dive into the Trolls lore. /s
Also, if anyone is reading the comments, I would like to call in to talk about how the new Trolls movie is actually an antisemitic canard.
Holy shit please do.
I mean I figure it’s better than more Corona posting
Hell yeah!
RAM shirt on, BANG in hand, ready for two hours in the oven.
What flavour we drinking? I got some blue razzTM
Miami Cola is my go to
Never seen that flavour
Miami Cola is hard to find; if I can’t get my fix on that, I pick up Pina Colada.
I never got my fucking $10 sticker
first