Dark times loom large as Jazz and James stare into the abyss of an entirely unanticipated out-of-nowhere Bornie post-mortem and why they fear stasis more than crisis as the stay at home pandemic pressure cooker foments agitation and unrest in the face of financial free fall and an indifferent American government. In part 2, we dive into the recently declassified revelations regarding Crypto AG, one of the longest lived Amish/Mennonite gay ops in U.S. history, the 5G white people's conspiracy hamster wheel, and the fate of Kyle Larson and NAZCAR. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!Get behind the paywall to access the show!
h/t to Frontierland for the midweek cover art:
00:00:00 - Lowes vs. Home Depot
00:10:00 - Dark Times Ahead
00:30:00 - Crisis vs. Stasis
00:50:00 - Pandemic Pressure Cooker
01:31:00 - BREAK
01:32:00 - Crypto AG and Project Rubicon
02:25:00 - 5G Hamster Wheel
02:32:00 - NAZCAR
02:50:00 - Outro
Borzoi, there is a lesson to be learned here: It starts with a birdhouse.
I hate to see white people getting fucked but….Known shitlibs, nice people, married and have 2 great kids but really shitlibby. “Hate has no home here” signs on lawn. Coexist bumper stickers… Guy works in sales for small HVAC company. Wife just started working after being stay at home mom until kids got to middle school. Now she works for North Philly school system as a social worker; because she has to make a difference. Guy gets laid off; COVID-19. Wife still can work from home. As shitlibs they chose to live in 90% white town and now they’re pretty… Read more »
Funny you mention the yard signs. I thought it was a local phenomenon. Ours loudly proclaim “In THIS house!” and then it lists out all the libbery gibberish they believe in. It’s like the blood on the door at passover. They signal that they are part of the consensus so you need to pass them by. They are “good people.”
Like “Passover” is exactly right. Somewhere in their lizard brains they know racial violence is a reality, but their daughter won’t be raped in front of them if they signal their enlightened beliefs. Delusional fools.
“Coexist bumper stickers”
New Zealand is the other country in 5 eyes, it’s pretty much the anglosphere minus broad definition countries that get shoehorned into “anglo”.
Underrated, but nice episode photo by the way. Jazz throwing the green flag, crystal clear image. Nicely done.
I’m just wondering what letter that green light will illuminate.
Jazz is pronounced Cadillac Brahm. Not Bro ham. Haven’t you seen the Great White Hype?
Dear self employed contractor, 1099 worker and non-multi billion dollar company owner.
The prioritization of “LARGE INDEBTED businesses” over small businesses have been showing how the banks are directing the government payouts BACK TO THEMSELVES! By putting their larger debuts 1st they are able to recollect the money easily and fast leaving you out of the loop entirely.
This is the reason your not getting your PPP
This guy caught on…
Sorry to be BANGin’ from da comments, but:
I just realised another reason why browns overestimate white racism; they don’t realise how brainwashed we are, they project onto us how they’d feel in our situation. They realise that they would see us as foreign invaders in a way that we are not allowed to see them.
That’s why they perceive racism where it doesn’t exist (aside from all the social incentives they have to make racism claims).
awfully presumptuous of you to assume they have that level of empathy
The smart ones do. It’s a good take
Their behavior makes no sense to me looking at this from a macroeconomic standpoint. A part of me thinks their neoliberal ideology is cracking along fault lines. It could be cognitive dissonance. Oy vey, open the economy goys before the people find out the government can actually help people by cutting them checks. For example, just fucking pay people, nationalize the payroll via fiscal policy. You lose your job, you get a 2K-3K per month UBI depending on your family size and enhanced federal unemployment for the duration of the crisis or until unemployment returns to pre-COVID levels. People lose… Read more »
I know a real fucking guy named John Guido.
That’s fucking hilarious. 😀
Home Depot is the worst, multiple times at work we’ve ordered stuff from them online to be picked up later.. One time it was a shovel and other misc parts…went to pick up like 4 hours after ordering. And they couldn’t find the shovel..I was at the desk for 20mins, until I told them to cancel and went and got the exact shovel myself in 5 minutes. Fucking idiots.
The one near me has mostly incompetent and not very friendly diversity working there.
Ain’t it a bitch when you can’t get your Zonda F started in the spring because you left it out to be exposed to the elements? What am I supposed to drive down these muddy gravel roads, my Ram?
I have 3 Italian cars I park over the winter. I totally got it James. Bougey…come on Jazz. Your audience is classy. Or even Cla$$y, like our negro friends would spell it. That makes it extra classy.
Upvote if ??=???
I’m not even Italian but even I acknowledge that Italians are the master race.
Jazzhands declaring war in hour 2 on the Paranormies and 5G.
Ya they seem to do the opposite of a lot of takes. I don’t know if its because they’re the conspiracy theory guys so by default they feel obligated to treat everything as if it is. I really loved their shows for the first 3 seasons. But seasons 4-5 I haven’t been feeling it.
I am 100% in support of the Sven/Jazzhands take: any energy not expended in direct opposition to the Jewish power structure is wasted. People can get with the program, or they can just stop pretending they care.
Why can’t we just admit that we don’t know if 5G is bad and move on? When I hear James say stuff like “less radiation than sunlight” it just makes me wanna argue because that’s not scientific proof. Sunlight doesn’t pass through our walls and skulls 24 hours per day…. Im not saying 5G is definitely bad, but we don’t really know. Maybe 1 phone isn’t bad, but what about people living close to towers? What about people around dozens of cell phones every day?
@startropics I came here to say something like this.
As an aside, the FCC chair Tom Wheeler said some spoopy shit about the 5G rollout in a presser on 6/20/2016 if anyone’s interested!
Totally crazy times, man.
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT MY FORUM BACK.
Fantastic episode, thanks Jazz and James.
FYI, Kyle Larson is half Japanese, not that it makes any difference. As far as the slants are concerned, he’s a round eye now.
I can see the next move coming that would up until now make me vote for Trump again. That would be the threat of Kamala Harris being Biden’s running mate. I swore I was done voting after Romney in 2012. As meaningless as it would be that’s one vote I wish I could take back. Then Trump ran. Nope, not this time. NOTHING will make me vote for Trump this year. I may only vote people out from now on and leave vacant seats vacant….if I feel like it. That’s it.
Kamala on the ticket too? How do I register Democrat?
It should be FTN policy that Jazz and James are not allowed to speak of Bill Barr unless it’s preceded by the word “Bag-pipen’ “
You’re right this was a key missing ingredient
Still working, still haven’t done my taxes, still got the bag…
Home Depot charges you to cut steel pipe too. A 7 foot length cut off a 10 foot pipe is almost double the price of just buying the whole thing. What the fuck!
I just ripped a stinky one. Ooof
I am Galactus but with downvotes instead of planets.
WTF do YOU know about DOWNVOTES???
Oh, you think downvotes are your ally. But you merely adopted the downvote; I was born in it, molded by it.
I downvote every spam houston post just for kicks
And it’s an HONOR!
stinky ass gass = prime racisms
Guy just buy some fuel line, you don’t need to get a whole new chainsaw lol.
Nnnnnguy, I did this first, and then learned the carb was clogged. Either dive into that or just bite the bullet and get a new saw.
James, you’ll know your chainsaw is operating properly if it makes this sound: rrrrrrunnnn nigganigganigganigga.
Maybe I’m the weird one but I’ve always enjoyed taking apart a carb to clean it and fucking with the setscrews after to get that perfect ‘snap’ when punching the throttle.
Always tune a new saw too, the factory doesn’t give a shit about them sexy revvs.
“one of the longest lived Amish/Mennonite gay ops in U.S. history”
See? It’s NOT the jews! It’s the… ANABAPTISTS!!!
“the stay at home pandemic pressure cooker foments agitation”
All those people forced to stay home and out of boredom surfin’ the net for hours at a time and stumbling across White nationalist websites and getting red pilled! What’s not to like?
THE BERNIE BARGE
very rustling section in The Samson Option by Hersh where Ariel Sharon walks into the President’s office & demands that the US installs and PAYS FOR a down link station to the most secret & advanced US spy satellite to be located in Israel for their exclusive use & which the US would have no over-sight over what they were using it for. They were also sitting in on all Pentagon meetings regarding its missions. This was when actual US security agencies were strictly rationed & restricted in requesting over-flights & had to beg for access to the intel being… Read more »
Small business owner here, one of the Prime reasons why small businesses do not have a large store of cash, aside from often operating on paper thin margins, is that the tax system in the United States strongly discourages companies from having large slush funds. You get taxed on that. but if you continually reinvest any and all profits back into the business with legitimate, or sometimes otherwise, business expenses, that’s a tax deduction. So we are actively discouraged from having a rainy day fund as business owners.
And it’s sort of the opposite in the non-profit sector which is why you see Harvard with a $40 billion endowment. (Supposedly the last tax bill started taxing those for the first time but I don’t know the details).
Mike said he would get BANG back up tonight since he finally has a day off, but it’s going to be after he’s done posting Caleb Maupin memes on twitter.
hey he’s a professional – he’s wearing a very smart check shirt – he’ll get it done
I’m furious with mike I post on bang these people are clowns.
That was the meme that just kept on giving.
Something something bang something something fags
Here’s James being useful around the house with his chainsaw.
Off to the races.
Niggity niggity niggity let’s go boys
Off to the rayciss.
Nascardian of the liftwaffe podcast
Big agree on Home Depot. It’s gayer than AIDS. I was quite literally yelled at by some fat slob employee a few weeks ago at the north side Spokane location for trying to go into the lumber department entrance. Apparently you have to file in like a fucking bread line now because of the gook flu and instead of posting clearly legible signage, they have some retard wrangling customers and making them go in one door. I understand why, but yelling at me in a condescending tone is not really the best way to do all that. They’ve also been… Read more »
Last time I was at the Sprague location there was a homeless dude having a schizophrenic breakdown in front of my car as I was loading lumber
REEEEEEEEEE I’m having BANG withdrawals
Me too, I need my friend simulator back.
What if the British got pissed and invaded the us war of 1812 2.0
The US would kick the everloving dogshit out of any European country not named Russia in a war, considering that NATO basically was just a military power transfer to the USA. For example, the German Bundeswehr has guys drill with broomsticks because they don’t have enough rifles.
Walt, you missed a bit to show how pathetic the Bundeswehr is. The Luftwaffe has only 4 working planes, 19 pilot. They deployed a brigade to the east that had around 10 working tanks(couldn’t find the article on hand). Last year the KSK, Kommando Spezialkräfte, Commando Special Craft, had a hefty purge of folk who harbored wrong think about The Day After. The Kriegsmarines is defunct and are a fleet of a couple of ships. This makes sense to me as that Poland, The Baltic States are a road bump. This gives the US enough time to swoop in. Also,… Read more »
Oosh that’s ugly. To think that Germany once had the greatest fighting force in the history of mankind (with EXCELLENT optics I might add) to a force that would probably be brought down by one of those prepper militias in Montana.
12 rules for (nationalist) life: 1.) Live up to the higher moral standards of your ancestors. Live by honour. 2.) Reject individualism. Build a small, trusting community around you. 3.) Establish a family, have children. The more the better. 4.) Bravely stand up for the truth, and for the interest of your people. Redpill others. 5.) Your country has not been overtaken by force, but by subversion and malign ideas. Therefore read at least one relevant book every year to defend. 6.) There’s no future without past. Learn about the history, culture, and virtues of your civilization. Preserve the traditions… Read more »
I like your list I’m not they’re yet but I’m going to try and print your list out and make progress
13.) And to remember that the jew (whose malign culture is a product of their RACE!) are always and everywhere our IMPLACABLE enemy!
first i need to find individuals worth being around
100% support every tenet
Thx, the rules (or guidelines, that belong to the community) achieve more than one thing:
-they give people agency, even under oppression,
-create a sense of shared responsibility,
-build community among those, who try to follow them, and
– they are an additional level of self organization
What do you think about these retard governors that still will not issues stay-at-home orders? I was reading about Gov Noem of South Dakota. The woman is such a lolbertarian ideologue we have meme material for months. It would be comical if her idiocy wasn’t going to potentially cost thousands of lives.
BANG is down. On BANG I like to share content like this. It’s a short video by Vertigopolitix, my favorite content creator. Let me know if you don’t want me to this Jazzhands. Anyone who isn’t familiar with Vertigopolitix should watch all of his videos. They’re short and very educational.
The common Jazz Hand: “bro-ham”.
Me, an intellectual: “bro-g’m”.
Eric Striker: That’s the way I’d pronounce it.
Shout out Sean Ranklin !
“The capital market is the opium of people”
h/t, Frontier. Very Taledega Alt-Rights.
If you’re not first, you aren’t part of F5 kang gang.
h/t to Steve… For his unflinching support of the arts!
Honestly, how can you work in or around vehicles of any sort and not use language that would make LBJ blush?
It’s healthy to curse uncooperative machine parts.
Elisabeth Moss is an ugly sow.
As an admitted TurnLeft enthusiast, Larson’s dismissal is further proof of capitalism’s cultural manipulation process. NASCAR is getting increasingly gayer and robotic because sponsors require empty drivers repeating slogans. Tony Stewart fucking killed a dude and came back racing, Matt Kenseth stealthbombed Keselowski, Kyle Busch wrecked Hornaday for giggles. NASCAR’s evolution is a metaphor for corporate power neutering us into atomistic antiracist consumers that lack any vigor, identity or personality.
All that stuff you mentioned is relatively recent too. What kind of pranks were people like Richard Petty and Bobby Allison getting up to back in the day?
Fistfights after crashes
Since I happened to open TRS shortly after this was uploaded I just wanted to write a short appreciation post for everyone on the network.
Keep up the good work, guys. You really mean a lot to me.
The 5G is also a universal nig conspiracy. An old buddy of mine started getting high again. SF cops killed him as he tried to car jack someone. He gets schizophrenia from abusing drugs. Either way the last thing he sent me was a livestream of two blacks discussing 5G.
killed car jacking? or killed for what he knew…
New Morrissey song sounding based and pissed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UXLGPopHUM
Morerisey was the proto Milo Yiannopoulos.
Expect the white gays to get more and more based and pissed as they fall behind browns and Jews more and more
Pim Fortuyn was one of the first successful european populists
Midnight F5 gang rise up
My first time here this early. Or late. Or whatever time you call this
There is no time in quarantine.