I pay $88 a month to watch videos of some dude get his head patted by his live in secretary.
wtf am i doing with my life?
Ursus
April 2, 2020 4:28 am
Actually, and I looked this up to make sure it’s true, putting blacks in debt slavery is technically heroic and a public service. If Payday loans damage the black community as much as Mike suggests, I’m all for them and I even celebrate them. Even if they rope in some white people, let’s do the math. It’s a very solid ratio I’m sure. Let’s put some more points up on the big board. Pay Day Loans: If Mike is right about them, those are antibodies. Societal Antibodies.
goytastic
April 1, 2020 9:14 pm
Banking really is fake, the federal funds rate is literally at 0.25% while a 30 year fixed remains at 3.6% as opposed to just letting me get a home at 0.25% they have to give it to schlomo so he can in turn gut me for the next half of my life.
It’s fucking disgusting and the chosen need to be fucking gassed.
Bacon
April 1, 2020 7:57 pm
Up until two weeks ago I thought Jamie was Sven’s wife. Was sitting here thinking “man, kinda weird that Mike is just hanging out with Sven’s wife but okay whatever they are bros.” lmao
You’re not supposed to remember that. none of us are.
H.P. Hovercraft
April 1, 2020 6:41 pm
These sleazy tiger park attractions sound like they are staffed by carny types and carnies have always had the reputation for being druggies and white trash.
DUDE, after fucking 4 hour long documentaries about banking, I am still aloof before the land of coof; but after what, five minutes of joking you’ve enlightened me on banking?!?!
“..do jews do this?” “woah watch it guy!” LOL
jabbaromain
April 1, 2020 1:46 pm
30 years is standard in the Netherlands (but we’re jewed, so)
anon
April 1, 2020 1:12 pm
Was the hair just an elaborate scheme to get Jaime to post hand so that we stop speculating on her race?
Casino inferno
April 1, 2020 1:10 pm
Sweet, get the borz
Papa Emeritus
April 1, 2020 1:09 pm
I was kinda disappointed by Jamie’s half-ass attempt there. If she truly cared about your hair Mike she would’ve hacked a loogie in her hand and got the job done.
greenjacket
April 1, 2020 12:56 pm
Thumbnail Sven Groyper
PaulCuckRyan
April 1, 2020 12:55 pm
Sven’s strong moustache growing capabilities get me through these hard times
I think Alex is the only cast member that’s taking this whole thing seriously, why hasn’t everyone else shaved their head’s and beards in preparation? I guess Alex just loves his family more.
Get your bag fam, get your bag ?
AND
Pass the videos on to your white boomer parents that have no clue how to work the system.
Data 1488
April 1, 2020 12:08 pm
My logic chips are programmed with the code “You can not save everyone, but you can save someone.” My understanding of this logic is that survival matters and it is what matters most in times strife and struggle. Self sacrifice, while being noble and idealistic is not the optional or most efficient choice. Since it removes the player from future equations. As long as a player is in the game of life, they always have the option for change and to choose a better outcome from the game or to effect the game how they so chose. Player cooperating co-operating… Read more »
haroldhiggins
April 1, 2020 12:06 pm
White people don’t like taking government money because it’s admitting that you aren’t as powerful and independent as you’ve always believed. It’s the same reason the JQ is so hard for people. No one wants to believe that this isn’t our country anymore.
Rowdy Ramzan Kadyrov
April 1, 2020 11:54 am
How does my gf get the extra $600/week? She signed up for state unemployment but no $600/week
I pay $88 a month to watch videos of some dude get his head patted by his live in secretary.
wtf am i doing with my life?
Actually, and I looked this up to make sure it’s true, putting blacks in debt slavery is technically heroic and a public service. If Payday loans damage the black community as much as Mike suggests, I’m all for them and I even celebrate them. Even if they rope in some white people, let’s do the math. It’s a very solid ratio I’m sure. Let’s put some more points up on the big board. Pay Day Loans: If Mike is right about them, those are antibodies. Societal Antibodies.
Banking really is fake, the federal funds rate is literally at 0.25% while a 30 year fixed remains at 3.6% as opposed to just letting me get a home at 0.25% they have to give it to schlomo so he can in turn gut me for the next half of my life.
It’s fucking disgusting and the chosen need to be fucking gassed.
Up until two weeks ago I thought Jamie was Sven’s wife. Was sitting here thinking “man, kinda weird that Mike is just hanging out with Sven’s wife but okay whatever they are bros.” lmao
Just an FYI Wendy is Sven’s wife. She very briefly appeared on camera during the early days of the Svencam.
You’re not supposed to remember that. none of us are.
These sleazy tiger park attractions sound like they are staffed by carny types and carnies have always had the reputation for being druggies and white trash.
Naggers
Enoch the Menace as a boy:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Dennis_the_Menace_Jay_North_1960.jpg
DUDE, after fucking 4 hour long documentaries about banking, I am still aloof before the land of coof; but after what, five minutes of joking you’ve enlightened me on banking?!?!
“..do jews do this?” “woah watch it guy!” LOL
30 years is standard in the Netherlands (but we’re jewed, so)
Was the hair just an elaborate scheme to get Jaime to post hand so that we stop speculating on her race?
Sweet, get the borz
I was kinda disappointed by Jamie’s half-ass attempt there. If she truly cared about your hair Mike she would’ve hacked a loogie in her hand and got the job done.
Thumbnail Sven Groyper
Sven’s strong moustache growing capabilities get me through these hard times
A goyish Tony Stark.
I think Alex is the only cast member that’s taking this whole thing seriously, why hasn’t everyone else shaved their head’s and beards in preparation? I guess Alex just loves his family more.
“I guess Alex just loves his family more.
No, he just really likes Il Duce!
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/british-prime-minister-neville-chamberlain-with-benito-mussolini-and-picture-id509465402
This guy has been doing daily walk-throughs on the different programs you can apply for.
https://youtu.be/wE7b3srcbc0
Get your bag fam, get your bag ?
AND
Pass the videos on to your white boomer parents that have no clue how to work the system.
My logic chips are programmed with the code “You can not save everyone, but you can save someone.” My understanding of this logic is that survival matters and it is what matters most in times strife and struggle. Self sacrifice, while being noble and idealistic is not the optional or most efficient choice. Since it removes the player from future equations. As long as a player is in the game of life, they always have the option for change and to choose a better outcome from the game or to effect the game how they so chose. Player cooperating co-operating… Read more »
White people don’t like taking government money because it’s admitting that you aren’t as powerful and independent as you’ve always believed. It’s the same reason the JQ is so hard for people. No one wants to believe that this isn’t our country anymore.
How does my gf get the extra $600/week? She signed up for state unemployment but no $600/week
AFAIK they dont have a signup mechanism, youre just supposed to get a federal bag with your state bag
Thanks, currently it’s just showing regular reimbursement so hopefully the bag shows
What if I already got my fed bag? Do I just get it or do I get fugged
…jaime is real?
No
Asian Coofs Day
Lol out of context it looks like Jamie is petting Moike
Cat Mike becomes realer every day
tfw no invisible gf to pet me
>inb4 all this talk of the ‘zoi being on TDS today is just April fools’ joke and we get McNabb, RamzPaul, Spencer or the Kommandant instead
Special guest Elle Reeve, interesteeeeeeeeeeeeeeng
The last time RamzPaul came on the show I grabbed my gun and shot my monitor.
“The last time RamzPaul came on the show I grabbed my gun and shot my monitor.”
I know that feel my dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTn2kSKA0b8
I was so pissed when he came on the show, I literally cussing at the top of my lungs.
We need to make Elvis shooting televisions into a meme https://youtu.be/yfbzsAIFhEk
The last time Ramzpaul was on the show Sven smashed his keyboard.
April fools, show canceled.
Coof coof