Jazz and James are joined by Apache, hot takes go brrrr, lines are not trusted, montages are played, clammy hands clamor, deeb goncerns are had, Airbnb gets bailed out, and the chutzpah has reached levels that shouldn't even be possible. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 - Opening Coofalogue
00:16:00 - Trump Progression Montage
00:35:00 - Trust the Line
00:50:00 - Clammy Clamoring
01:18:00 - Epicenters of Epicenters
01:38:00 - BREAK
01:40:00 - Deeb Goncerns
02:05:00 - Airbnbailout
02:20:00 - Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Semitic ADL Lies
02:33:00 - Outro
Shlomo is an arrogant, ignorant control freak.
Give schlomo whatever the fuck line he wants
“Well, as the Talmud says…”
“I don’t give a fuck what he says!”
If I ever grow up, I want a voice like Apache’s.
God, that FOX montage… good lord.
When did the “Conservative” party become “Bug Chasers”? Any means neccessary secure the Line?
“When did the “Conservative” party become “Bug Chasers”? ”
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVvYo5IUwAEHN_c?format=jpg&name=small
I just noticed that no one has asked Trump when he found out about the Virus, or done a Freedom of Information Act to find out when the White House was notified. How Curious.
Excellent show by the way.
I got laid off today due to the virus. So I was 23 financial crash 2008. Get through that real shit time for 5 years. Get student loans paid off etc. But now again laid off. Luckily I don’t have any debt with a house paid off. But how are people who got destroyed a decade ago going to come back from possibly being destroyed again. Now already people are working in there mid 60s what they going to do work until 80 since their retirement accounts have been halved? Either Trump basically gets this bullshit cleaned up by mid… Read more »
Lt. Governor Dan Patrick has the jowls of Lindsey Graham. What a cuckface. He would make a bowl of pudding look tough.
Canada’s offer doesn’t seem that rosy. Better than America’s, but still piecemeal, means-tested and insufficient:
https://pm.gc.ca/en/news/news-releases/2020/03/18/prime-minister-announces-more-support-workers-and-businesses-through
Means-tested is a code word for anti-white.
Really enjoyed Apache’s contribution – he is a great fit for FTN!
Thank you, sir!
Kudlow was in Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) in college. He was literally in Antifa of his day. These people are the operatives of the elite.
Major cities releasing prisoners and closing gun shops, as they hold back on arrests. Gun shops deemed non-essential but marijuana dispensaries will remain open as they are as essential as bread and milk.
Liquor stores are considered essential in Minnesota. I shit you not.
NC as well
“Liquor stores are considered essential in Minnesota”
Where’s the LIE?!
“Liquor stores are considered essential in Minnesota”
That, and (((dispensaries))) in many states are considered essential. Nog lettuce is very imbordant.
CT as well, and thank God. I can relax and enjoy a beer through all this shit.
I was talking with my buddy yesterday about what would happen if people couldn’t get their booze. There would be mayhem. That fact just shows how fukked our “society” is.
I am split about the reaction or actual mortality rate of this virus.. keep in mind some of the people doing the hyper react are like CNN and MSNBC so its not all just jews saying its not serious and so forth.. the jews are also the ones freaking out but im just waiting for more data its hard to tell right now but i have to admit i kind of tripped out you guys actually went there with “muh fish cleaner” on hydroxychloroquine.. thats kind of like MSNBC trump derangement level stuff.. hydroxychloroquine can save peoples lives and just… Read more »
“keep in mind some of the people doing the hyper react are like CNN and MSNBC so its not all just jews”
LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjOK2haxYK8
>Waiting for more data as deaths are increasing on a linear path over a logarithmic scale
Ok
>Muh fish cleaner FTN is MSNBC
“Fish flakes” was a joke and very clearly so
You can wait for ‘more data’ while you’re back at work, goy.
Sorry fam, I’ve been caught lying and have to issue a correction. When reading the article from the Forward, I said a “minyan” was a Jewish celebration. Here’s the correct definition of a “minyan.”
In Judaism, a minyan is the quorum of ten Jewish adults required for certain religious obligations. In more traditional streams of Judaism, only men may constitute a minyan; in more modern streams women are also counted. The most common activity requiring a minyan is public prayer.
OH GAWD
Are schizophrenics statistically all that violent, tho? I balked somewhat when I heard that when you were recounting the story of your friend who worked for the department of mental health and schizophrenics missing appointment dates, losing their medication ‘and then going out and stabbing someone’. Perhaps you were referring to people on anti-psychotics with other conditions (who have a greater prevalency towards violence), or perhaps you are correct and I am wrong. I have a modicum of education in this area, and my understanding is the schizophrenia-violence relationship is over-emphasized or perhaps even a ‘myth’, statistically-speaking. At any rate,… Read more »
Thank you & this is a good clarification. I try to be as nuanced and accurate as I can, but I will happily accept the correction of my words being more fitting for people on anti-psychotics who have other, or multiple, conditions.
I think people on anti-psychotics is the key point here.
Violent or not I don’t want loonies running around loose!!!
From your link: “As Torrey suggests in this issue, the field may have failed to adequately address violence in part due to our eagerness to reduce stigma by emphasizing that persons with schizophrenia are more likely to be victims than perpetrators.” Some of the literature indicates that they are more likely to be victims rather than perpetrators, but that’s not an indication of how likely they are to commit crimes. While the amount of crime schizophrenics perpetrate may be exaggerated from some sources (especially movies), they actually ARE more likely than the general population to commit a crime or other… Read more »
Just read a cloying, heart rending story by a rabbi about how a young joe Biden sneaked into a humble laundry common area to hear minyan on mrs greembaum whose tiny holocaust survivor apartment was too small for minyan. Hence joe is presidential material. The rabbi said minyan was 7 chosen adults and in this case was required for some sort of funeral rites. Of course, the holocaust and humbleness etc etc had to be woven into this, I am sure, imaginary story..
Nurses at NYC hospital wearing trash bags because personal protection equipment is unavailable. Jeezus, we are no better than a third world country.
It was clear in pic that bags were on top of PPE. Look at sleeves. Double bagging always good.
Question: Does the shelter in place rule apply to Mexicans?
I see Mexicans going about their regular business every day. Leaf blowers are huffing, lawn mowers are clipping. I saw them cutting down a tree yesterday. 5 Mexican crew for a tree service.
Where I’m at, a “shelter in place” state, morning traffic is probably 3/4 regular levels and grocery stores are packed with whites, browns, boomers, zoomers, you name it.
Yeah, James, but do they have toilet paper???
(Please don’t decide to hate me until you read my whole post!) The working theory for the (few?) honest people touting the “cure is worse than the disease” mantra seem to base their concern on the health trade-offs they assume would come with a depression, e.g., supply chain issues that could leave diabetics without medicine, cancer going undetected, etc. This is, arguably, an intuitive and reasonable theory. It made some sense to me, BUT IS IT TRUE? After the 2008-09 “Great Recession” the National Academy of Sciences did a study of mortality during the Great Depression (fyi, for James and… Read more »
Your post made me think of this: if you are pro-eugenics, you must also be pro-let-the-virus-run-its-course. Am I wrong?
“You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole!”
A lot of mom and pop businesses are being put out of business permanently by the virus. I’ve heard “steries” from a CPA I know. So to add “newance’ here, it’s just not the massive leveraged corporations and shills seeing their ‘wealth’ (stock portfolio) cut it half that are freaking out.
Don’t worry, goy, shlomo is waiting in the wings to buy up their distressed assets for pennies on the dollar.
I don’t doubt it. Fuck the airlines. Let them go under. We can buy up some airplanes for cheap, teach James to pilot and start up :
Fly Whitey Airlines: “never a spook in the next seat”
IF the airlines went bankrupt, that doesn’t mean the planes will just evaporate along with the money. They will still be there and the whole industry can potentially be taken over and run by responsible, knowledgeable, honest White people.
I watched a youtube on landing a 737. It didn’t look that hard. James already has the aviator sunglasses. I bet we could get him “good enough” in couple of weeks.
I have a few hundred simulator hours and have landed a Cessna 152, toss me in a 747 and let’s roll.
” I have a few hundred simulator hours and have landed a Cessna 152, toss me in a 747 and let’s roll.”
I knew it. You have the look. We’ll get a loan at negative interest and pick up few 747s for say, 1 million each. I’m sure we have a couple of guys that are good with tools to do the maintenance. They probably come with manuals.
“a couple of guys that are good with tools to do the maintenance.”
Shit I know a dude with a swastika taddoo that’s a great mechanic!
I could do up a nice graphic for the sides of the 747’s…
“Fly Whitey Airlines”
LOL!
But seriously folks, why do we even NEED multiple airlines competing with one another??? Just nationalize them. Along with the trains and aerospace/D-Fens and municipalize the utility companies!
Ok as long as we keep the eternal plague out of our nations………
Oh, and I forgot NATIONALIZE THE BANKS!!!
Sky King!!
“Don’t worry, goy, shlomo is waiting in the wings to buy up their distressed assets for pennies on the dollar.”
Never let a crisis go to waste!
Small businesses are getting, at best, interest free loans. Giant corporations are on the precipice of getting pallets of no strings attached cash.
Just like muh tax cuts. Corporations get massive permanent reductions while the goyim get a temporary pittance.
i wish i would have been alive back when white men did bathyscaphes and super deep bore holes just for the fuck of it.
What about inventions in your garage…..for the hell amd glory of tinkering. Life used to be good that way,.
Jazz, I will be tuning in this evening. In the meantime….check this godawful scene in NYC (apol if its already been mentioned). https://defensemaven.io/bluelivesmatter/news/nypd-raids-sleeping-truckers-in-brooklyn-tows-trucks-needed-to-haul-supplies-MmXFpc30U0WVJLR1FazLUA
NYPD fucked up.
Wait, I don’t understand why we aren’t supposed to hate China? I get all the other narratives, but this one doesn’t make sense.
It’s nooonced my dude. Let China be China so long as it doesn’t interfere with me. If it does have an impact on me, it’s important to thread the needle on reacting in a way that doesn’t benefit the abject hostility shown by neoconservatives toward China for the wrong reasons.
That makes sense.
Which one of you madmen actually bought that domain. Fucking brilliant
https://brrr.money/
Big fan of Apache. Had no idea that was your new Twitter handle.
Thanks man!
niggas in the hood be enforcing dey shutdowns to keep fiends healthy.
Es ist nur die Grippe, Alter.
3.3 million unemployment filings. Line shrugs it off.
Line is feeding on $6T and the presumption that the 3.3M new jobless claims are “baked in” to the stimulus.
Take your DOW Chart, zoom it out to 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, see if you notice any patterns?
If the stimulus safety net wobbles or more coofing ensues, line go down. They’re not done screwing the pooch just yet..
Exactly. There’s also a question of how many new unemployment claims can be absorbed, even with the stimulus. 5M? 20M? The overall trend of big line in aggregate with other indices has been decidedly bad, i.e., you can’t look at a day or two of big line going up as “evidence” of a turnaround.
I’m glad to see that other guys are finally coming around to my view that Tucker is just controlled opposition k1k3 shill
Thankfully! I always thought he was overrated.
Lox News will shut you down when you stray from the kosher settlement regardless of your popularity. They did it to Glenn Beck and Judge Napolitano. Tucker manages to approach but never cross the rubin-con.
So whats the point then? yeah he’s gonna get thrown off Fox News if he starts actually attacking the system where it hurts. The answer to that is not that we throw our hands in the air and pull punches against the systems weakspots.
“Tucker manages to approach but never cross the rubin-con.”
When times were good. Now that we’re in a crisis, Tucker has fully pivoted to being a mouthpiece for tribal interests, i.e., he has shown his true colors when it mattered most.
I forgive Tucker a bit because all of sudden his stock portfolio is in the dumpster. These people are getting more desperate as their wealth slips away.
HAHA I don’t own stocks and have cash in my dresser drawer.
Is there any possible way that FTN’s narratives vis-a-vis post-Corona crisis could make its way to Tucker? Anything’s possible, I guess. I wonder if he might rethink his positions if he saw or weighed the counter-opinions of FTN/TRS, who represent (along with their listener base) an important base factor of support for his type of punditry. I have to admit, I initially subscribed to the reasoning of Economy First talking points (‘you can’t have the cure be worse than the illness’) that Tucker is advocating for (along with other FOX commentators along with the White House, now, and (((Wall Street))),… Read more »
“Is there any possible way that FTN’s narratives vis-a-vis post-Corona crisis could make its way to Tucker?”
Why do you assume that Fox news and especially Tucker don’t already (and for a long time) listen to TRS??? Just because they continue to shill for Schlomo? LOL!!!
Really, really disappointing man. I thought he was legit.
It’s a Trump-esque turnaround. I still believe Trump is compromised, that (((they))) have something horrible on him and his family, but that he was genuine in 2016-17. Might be the same situation with Tucker.
Lox News.
Tee hee.
Apache brings back deeb voice nationalism a la our beloved Marcus H.
The juice ain’t worth the squeeze so it’s snake eyes.
Just never you mind.
Praise be ubon him.
You guys have been on point lately – FTN is rapidly becoming my favorite podcast/show anywhere. Keep up the great work.
Hyper Reality was Achieved this Week.
It is becoming very easy to introduce this term to normies
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086541/
Videodrome, summer time classics.
My job hasn’t shut down yet and the owner of my company says we won’t shut down unless the government forces us to. I live and work in Florida. I live in a very rural part but I make an hour and a half commute to work in a major city. I eat lunch at an Arby’s every day and they have been drive thru only for about 2 weeks. The GameStop across from where I work was open last week but they are shut down now. I saw a huge crowd of people waiting outside on monday. 1,200 bucks… Read more »
Watch out in Florader. It’s predicted to be the next big hotspot according to this smart thermometer tracking app, that supposedly has a good track record predicting regular flus:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/18/health/coronavirus-fever-thermometers.html
A new epicenter in Florida also fits with )ews being major transmitters of the virus, and the post-spring break party boom cited on the show.
If she had an income in 2018 or 2019 you will get the $2400. Also, I AM NOT A TAX ACCOUNTANT OR PROVIDING LEGAL ADVICE but there is a provision in the legislation for people that filed as heads of household. Might be worth looking into that, depending on your situation etc. Also, big agree on using premium gas especially in older Hondas. It’s not like they have a detonation problem, so you probably don’t *need* to, but it does prolong the life of the engine internals (burning valves is surprisingly common). I drive a Honda now, but after years… Read more »
Commencing “Weapon of Choice” dance à la Steve ??
Tucker Carlson has done a lot of good. Frankly, I never expected that much from him. If we get anything I’m always pleasantly surprised. Especially since he’s on Fox News. That’s been my attitude.
I want another 7 hour audio book from him where he names Jews but doesn’t name the Jew.
In good times, Tucker had good takes on a variety of issues. In crisis, he quickly pivoted to be the mouthpiece for tribal interests: Anti UBI, pro neoconservative interests on China, big line must go up no matter the cost, why won’t Twitter remove Chinese propaganda, etc.
When it mattered most, Tucker abandoned his good times rhetoric to shill for the prescribed narrative. Sounds like you’re OK with that.
What do you think of Ann Coulter’s latest?
https://vdare.com/articles/ann-coulter-on-coronavirus-how-do-we-flatten-the-curve-on-panic
I got 3 paragraphs in and bailed – what do you think I think of Ann Coulter’s latest?
I don’t know what to think. You can make the case that things aren’t as bad as predicted but maybe that’s because people panicked and hunkered down. A lot of the optimism could just be a cope. My older boomercon brother says the max number of fatalities will be 15,000 and it’ll all be over by July. But that could just be him wanting to get back to the stonk market and make up for the 200 grand in paper losses. All I know is I NEED TOILET PAPER!
Hey, at least ‘Resistance is Futile!’ will yield you nearly 300 pages of toilet paper if need be…
SPAM HOUSTON:
If the toilet paper situation gets bad enough, I might start up a Legion from Fallout New Vegas themed CLUB where we DISCUSS ISSUES about solving our post-apocalyptic problems like: how to run a carrot farm, how to mine for ranch, or how to scavenge for toilet paper in the mojave wasteland, without being killed by roving packs of Mad Max style biker gangs. You’re welcome to join, if you survive the many deadly Minecraft feats of strength.
General Ursus-I bought 2000 (yes 2000!) cocktail napkins for $24.00 (yes $24.00!) as a last resort. They are supposed to be delivered by this coming Tuesday! My only question is can you flush them??? ANY PLUMBERS OUT THERE??? Can you flush cocktail napkins safely?
In my opinion, we’re not far enough in to say, ‘it’s not as bad as predicted’, especially considering the time when the prediction was set to hit its mark may have been predicted too early. Throw in a lack of testing, lack of confirmed case reporting and probable misdiagnosed or undiagnosed cases slipping through, it seems as though this thing is still early and very much in play.
So in other words, we have absolutely zero mainstream talking heads telling normies what is actually going on. SAD!
I never expected much from him. I don’t think he has the phenotypes of an ethnocentric person. So with him, it’s a happy surprise whenever he does anything based. No I don’t have a problem with him going anti-China for now, because while I don’t think we can fight any kind of Iran style war with China, I believe his rhetoric and the videos circulating on Twitter right now are dramatically increasing white ethnocentricism, particularly against Asians, which is actually a really good thing. Asian-White miscegenation is…..worth like 5 ftn deep dives, in my estimation of it’s significance. Now, that… Read more »
yes
I’m not okay with that. In so many words I’m basically saying I want good tucker back.
Anyone else getting ~12 seconds of silence at the 1:50:55 mark?
Yes
Fixed
It still shocks me how many midwits on Facebook are convinced we are heading into evil socialism just because ordinary citizens are getting a government check to help for this month. (Yeah I know it’s not much help but it’s better than nothing). What angers me most is the fact that the people arguing against it are middle class or lower. They are so wrapped up in ‘muh capitalism’ vs socialism they don’t blink an eye at mega corporations helping themselves to our taxes but will sperg at the hint of UBI.
Comdotioned to reject what’s in their best interest. Frustrating as can be. I hear it all the time where I’m at
I’m noticing this what con-servative customers at work (still employed and with hazard pay essential worker) despite these same people moaning seconds before that they just got laid off and don’t have any money for rent or will starve if they pay it. Thankfully I have a little more than usual stacked away even if job goes bye bye to cover at least a month of living expenses, and wouldn’t have to shell out a dime for food in that period. Not a fortune, but head and shoulders above many in my area. The only real problem I have with… Read more »
“Yeah I know it’s not much help but it’s better than nothing”
No it’s not. It’s actually worse than nothing since you essentially have to pay it back later. All these big corporations get welfare and the small businesses and individual workers get the shiv! If I wasn’t one already I’d turn into a NazBol!
Hail NazBol Hail Striker!
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FTN = always good
Apache is top tier
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Welp gang I got it though as it is “not so bad you need to go to the hospital” I can’t get a test. It’s pretty bad but it seems that a mild case won’t kill you. Stay safe all
Take care!
Report of the week just reviewed Mucinex. Stay strong borther. Sparta will need sons.
Good luck goytastic and keep us updated!
0617 ET:
VIX is approaching 70
WTI approaching 23
Distressed corporate debt increased 400% since last week to 1 trillion.
Status of my puts = IN!
ZOG showed us its mortal weakness with this event. Any disruption in the cycle of debt/loan creation and payment derails everything. It runs entirely on inertia. It will do anything to keep big line up.
This is how we can destroy the system and the parasites at the top of it. This is also how to force the system to the table for concessions, not the fake and gay political process.
This was the ultimate stress test and is the equivalent of the video game final boss, revealing an opening on its soft underbelly, vulnerable to attack.
Virgin Nazi Moonbase secretly manipulating Earth VS Chad Nazi redpill corona virus comet on collision course with Earth.
Yeah I watched that Tucker segment with the Lt. Gov in Texas and I instantly translated it into “we must keep the Jewish bankers rich and in charge of everything.” Maintaining their status as parasite, getting a few points on every dollar in circulation has to be preserved.
I’ve sold timeshare so I can spot people who intentionally create a narrative that sounds plausible that makes you feel so good, to justify the pain, either dying of ChiComFlu or paying $30k to own a maintenance fee every year.
“ChiComFlu”
That’s ChiCom SUPER Flu!
Careful or Tucker will say “it’s just the commie flu bro”!
I love the rhetoric we’re starting to see from the MAGApede/Conservative talking heads. Their position has pretty much devolved into “Staying inside is for snowflake libtards. We gotta get back to work in a week to own the libs”
Yeah, nothing says bootstrapping like cutting your nose off to spite your face. Peak boomer/con-servative logic.
High energy Alllsup – fun listen.
By the way, it’s awesome to have you on the network, James. I had only heard your TRS guest appearances before you joined, but I enjoyed those and was super happy to hear that you signed on to FTN. Great takes, great delivery. Keep it up, lad.
Thanks man!
Cool guys
I think it’s worse than the flu, but it’s not a pandemic. I’m in “It’s Not a Pandemic Bro” camp. I don’t want anyone to strawman me. “It’s not a pandemic bro, but it’s also a lot worse than the flu bro.” I’m firmly in that camp, and always was. I’m basically a Big Brained Centrist on this one. I did not have a bunker, or an ammunition depot or even a carrot farm before the pan the outbreak. Before the outbreak broke out. I did what Mike did, I went to the store, with gloves and bought a few… Read more »
Actually guy, a pandemic is nothing more than an epidemic of a new disease that has spread to multiple continents. Anyone can observe this is true.
Also, we’re never getting a wall.
“Also, we’re never getting a wall.”
Well not until we overthrow the government.
Or it collapses of it’s own accord!
Um okay
Don’t simp for boomers, fam.
trust the plan !!! lol
I’m not serious lol fuck the plan trusters
yeah, hundreds of billions to jews so they can loan to goyim at usurious rates.
The Art Of The Deal
Can anyone confirm or deny that people don’t wash their hands as much in Italy?
buca di beppo mama mia fiat
beretta fettuccine
Italians can’t speak when they’re washing their hands.
Not sure about hygiene, but I did notice that the North of Italy was hit the hardest, around the area of Lombardy. This is the area of the former Italian Minister of the Interior, Matteo Salvini, also known as the poster child for migrant resistance. Also, note that Iran seems to be disproportionately affected as well.
I’ve heard many of them are short.
News cucked by the 96-0 passage of the $2 trillion bail out in the senate
Apparently money has been provided for refugees:
https://twitter.com/RyanGirdusky/status/1242989703785254920
This is a list of pork. It’s not clear how much actually made it into the final bill.
https://conservative-daily.com/2020/03/24/the-10-craziest-items-pelosi-tried-to-sneak-into-the-stimulus-bill-6-is-obamaphones/
This is regarding the House bill, not the Senate bill, but you’re right, we won’t know what is real until after it a) passed the House and b) makes it through reconciliation if there are any changes
Still has to be approved by the House, and the text of the bill needs to be released. Even if we had known it had passed, it wouldn’t change anything.
F5 gang.
What is this now