The Death Panel are infected with novelty takes.
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The Contraction Of Wuhan:
First I coofed on Shanghai
Then on the dow jones
I coofed on oil, 10 year bonds
inverted the yield curve!
Re-election pipe dreams
MAGAtards conspiracies
Buy the dips, bro! But not masks!
Go back to the mall
We're on the plane from Wuhan
Aboard the Diamond Princess
We'll hit the states
In a matter of days
We'll be just in time for AIPAC!
The evening stream on Metokur
It's just the flu, right bro?
I don't even think this song's funny
This is my cry for help
Takin' my kids outta school
In case it's in the air
Plagued by endless sleepless nights
I'm drowning in despair
We're on the plane from Wuhan
Aboard the Diamond Princess
We'll hit the states
In a matter of days
We'll be just in time for AIPAC!
We're on the quarantine path
Across the United States
We'll stop at Costco on the way
For some toilet paper and beans
BACKUP PLAYER:
Phil Collins – Sussudio, personal favorite.
Last I checked Megan Fox became a trad wife
doomer sven is so depressing
RIP Moike “COOFER” Enoch
You know what i hate? I really hate the, well if you don’t vote you can’t complain. Bull shit! You represent me, not really, I’ll be in your ear telling you just how much you suck whether i voted for you or not.
was wondering if the parody was going to be M…M…M…My Corona to the tune of My Sharona
I hate to seem opportunistic, but a support group to prepare with locally for potential coronavirus-induced disaster would be nice. How do we get vetted?
Hey Sven, here’s a Phil Collins song they probably wouldn’t make today either ?
https://youtu.be/aqQv3qef21A