Jazz and James skewer the Coronachan cold takes with a ghost pepper tier narrative simply by invoking the timeless chewy bono canard. Then it's time to strap on the dive tanks and drop below snorkel depth into the sordid world of student loan finance in what turns out to be yet another "miracle" of 1965. If it's Sunday, it's FTN!
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 - Viral Frigidity
00:30:00 - #2 Diamond Princess
00:50:00 - Chinpacted
01:00:00 - Chewy Bono?!
01:13:00 - They Cry Out As They Superspread You
01:28:00 - BREAK
01:30:00 - Student Loan Deep-Dive
01:55:00 - Miracle of '65
02:20:00 - Cool It With the Anti-Usurious Remarks
02:44:00 - Outro
I am a paycuck, a boomer – and a clinical virologist with a working knowledge of recent research work in the field.
You guys, especially Jazzhands, did a great job with a very difficult (because things happening so fast) subject.
Bravo.
What is your take on the corona virus?
Coronavirus: Probably naturally evolved, but the density of infection in and around Wuhan is very peculiar. US government has taken many correct steps – and more than any other Administration would have done – unclear if it’s going to be enough. We’ll know soon, 7-10 days. CDC is testing patinets with “flu” and negative flu tests in major cities for coronavirus, they would not be doing that without a reason (flu negative viral syndromes are common in winter, so it’s not just that there are flu negative people who are sick with flu-like symptoms. Interesting times. Hot take: China is… Read more »
Waiting for the hot takes, fam.
Tell us what you think of the new virus
I, for one, do not welcome our new Chinese overlords. What are the chances that this virus was a gay op ginned up by our far superior white scientists to bring China to heel? A sort of whip, if you will, with the implied threat being “yeah, cap your GDP in 2020 for a couple decades or else next time this virus that only infects Han Chinese will be 10 times worse.”
what are the chances youre retarded
I am willing to give you even money.. Although that comment has more a combo platter of mentally disabled autist than full blown retard
i love this show so much. ever since mike insulted the vim software editor last friday, i’ve been considering making FTN my new favorite show on TRS. why does mike have to say such mean things about vim? vim and unix shells have increased my productivity by like 1000%. anyways, S&M used to be my favorite, but it’s only once per week and honestly the chemistry between mike and striker isn’t perfect. i still always watch it, though, and it’s always great stimulating content. TDS and FTN has great chemistry, although the content for FTN is ALWAYS good but sometimes… Read more »
bruh
Of course we all know about the student debt debacle, but to hear you guys spell it out like this is just chilling. They feel they’ve got no choice but to go to collage and then they’ve got absolutely no choice upon graduation. No choice and saddled with mountains of debt. You have less than nothing, NO hope and no future. I truly fear that we will see more and more suicides – that’s probably baked in as well.
Where can I find out more about the well-poisoning theory?
Took a course that covered it… The subjects to look up: A…the Benfeld Alsace conference on the Black Plague, B…..Asher Ben Turiel, as well as C…..”Agimet of Geneva’s well poisoning confession”… Many of these people admitted they had been poisoning wells from what I remember but you also have to take into consideration people will say anything under the duress of torture. Interesting topic… Not sure which side I fall on without doing more reading as when you go around laying bold accusations at peoples feet without proof you come across like a loon and hurt your own credibility. Will… Read more »
any updates? I did some research and all I can find so far are bunch of articles saying that the confessions made were under torture and therefore false.
“The answer to 1776 is 1965”
– InfoYids
Yo Wiehan, you good?
Imagine my shawk, jooz benefit. Just more queef boner.
strong narratives, revealing coverage.
Yep, naming this disease was challenging. It had to be politically correct and not reflect negatively on any person, place or thing. So instead of focusing on the actual virus, the WHO and the CCP put their low IQ heads together to choose a completely generic and meaningless name – COVID-19. The Chinese mustn’t under any circumstances – even the truth – be blamed for dining on wild, exotic beasts. Nor should they be reprimanded for their utterly appalling lack of sanitation and hygiene. And, probably most importantly, we mustn’t believe the more likely alternative that China, or anyone else,… Read more »
I suppose they wouldn’t go for “Kung flu”. But really – are they going to rename polio ENVID-1? Are they going to rename measles MOVID-1? I don’t think COVID-19 is going to catch on, this will have “Wuhan virus” attached to it forever.
COVID-19 is the name of the disease, the virus name is SARS-CoV-2
No! Coronachan gonna get tentacled
“burgeoning student loan industry.”
I think the proper term is “racket”.
I have never heard of these Student Loan security bundles and I have been listening to this show since episode one.
“have you ever heard of a jewish free loan society.”
I worked in banking in Los Angeles for 30 years.
https://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/9ef6/screens_feature3-1.jpg
So Yeah….
My father used the G.I. Bill after WWII. He went to a vocational school and became an electrician.
What did he think about you going into banking? That was probably viewed as a step-up from the trades, so I imagine he could have been glad his progeny moved up in career status. On the other hand, did he want you to become an electrician ‘like the old man’?..
Well first off he was kind of a high tech electrician who worked on missile systems for the government. So never really a tradesman. Secondly I was always rank and file in banking. Customer service never sales or management. But I still met a lot of “interesting” people. For instance an adviser to Tom Metzger.
Hot dog. Well, we won’t doxx you any further-I’m sure he was proud of SH regardless!
Blumpf’s Big Beautiful Border Bollard Budget Blunder
Awesome Alliteration
“Student loan forgiveness is a bailout of the elites” are you retarded?
You honestly lack the smallest bit of common sense if you believe people who’s parents are worth millions or in some cases billions of dollars have to take out loan worth a 5 digit amount a year. Even most “upper middle class” kids don’t have to do that.
Are you genuinely special needs or just really fucking stupid? Perhaps both? We were quoting a Ben Shapiro video title.
Wasn’t accusing you and Jazz of thinking this. “You” is revering to people in general. I know y’all were making fun of little Ben
The virus is called SARS-CoV-2.
The disease you get from the virus is COVID-19
CO=Coronavirus
VI=Virus
D=Disease
Two very good sources of information – Peak Prosperity and MedCram.
Both YT channels.
Sulfur dioxide can be used as a large scale disinfectant. It was used in New York City as a disinfectant of apartments during the Spanish flu
Why haven’t any cases of this “Global Pandemic” been reported in Israel yet? ?
Haretz have reported two confirmed infections in Israel, but we gonna need more than that
Say it with me volks. Jewish bioweapon.
Toxic…….Jewish………Bioweapon
Bro I don’t even know how you meet wamen in clown world let alone ones who are marriage material
I don’t meet any through work because of my field and these online (Jooash) apps are so saturated with men that the odds of a real woman seeing your messages is like non existent. Complete lack of social mingling is also another factor contributing to extremely low marriage rates
And we just aren’t a culture that values marriage anymore.
“If you didn’t listen to Strike and Mike this week…”
There are actually people who DON’T listen to Strike and Mike???
Inconceivable!
So the coronavirus will be devastating for china but will probably just result in a minor recession in the U.S.
Good grief. Rural Chinese are not “swimming in shit” with no access to medical facilities. I spend a fair amount of time in rural China. They have hospitals and clinics, plenty of them. Quality is often not too good, but they are there. You might be surprised how well run China is in many respects, although you shouldn’t be because it is nationalist.
“coronavirus”
How many people have died from this? 1000 people? 1200? In the ENTIRE world! And how many of them WEREN’T Chinese? Getting REALLY tired of hearing all this panicky bullshit from the fake news media!
The media hype is being done in the service of the U.S. gay op against China, specifically Xi. The severity of the outbreak is a secondary issue.
Well yeah, I just assumed that. But even without the gay op this disease is not the end of the world. Even if there were 12,000 dead or 120,000 dead you’re still talking about a world population of over 7 BILLION people. So I keep it in perspective. I also just assume that this disease is an act of germ warfare by the U.S.
Cui bono? Neither China nor (((global capital))). Thus, the Wuflu is likely unintentional imo.
“nor (((global capital)))”
(((Global capital))) is perfectly willing to take a hit in order to fuck up their opponents. We see this all the time. WWII being the best example. The Chinese are too in control of their own society to please Schlomo so he is paying the price to correct that situation.
Whoever down-voted the original post is a douche!
So now there are FOUR douches!
Five douches!
Six! Seven! EIGHT!
Douches all OVER the place!!!
This thing is not just a cough. It damages your heart and blood vessels. If you get infected a second time death is more likely, which is what happened with the Spanish Flu. You should be very concered.
BULLSHIT! If it was so dangerous to non-Chinese or even non-Asians then there would be a shit-load more victims outside of those ethnicities!
ANOTHER down-voting douche!
A veritable douche stampede!
I’ve got your back bro. I’m thumbing up all your comments, regardless of content!
This ball just got started moving. In another month or two things could get bad.
“things could get bad.”
Bullshit!
It’s been going on for 2 months now. And the travel restrictions and quarantines are increasing so there is actually going to be a DOWNWARD pressure on infections.
My prediction is it’ll roll along for awhile killing Asians (mainly Chinese) to the tune of 25 to 50 thousand dead and then it’ll peter out. And suddenly all the people pushing the panic button will just pretend it all didn’t happen.
Dude, they’ve already “accidentally” let an infected person out of quarantine. You also have to have 100% faith in our military and federal health experts to assume there wont be another breach. You also have to assume that this won’t have global economic consequences beyond the destruction of the Chinese government and people. You would also have to assume that this ISNT a slow incubating, highly infectious disease with the possibility of re-infection, that doesn’t infect children in utero and that test kits ARE 100% effective. Did you listen to this episode? We don’t know how bad this will be… Read more »
Dude, and I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt on that, I don’t have ANY faith in any part of our or anyone else’s government. But I know the difference between a breach of a quarantine and just letting people travel everywhere without restrictions. I don’t have to assume anything. We’ve been watching this roll along for two months and really under perform. Sure, the Chinese are under reporting but the U.S. is hyperventilating which is what really makes me suspicious that this will end up being a big nothing in the end. But maybe you and every other… Read more »
Holy shit that artwork!
Don’t worry the king emperor president of Israel is monitoring the situation intensely and its huge.
Fucking Trudeau is sending the Canuckistani victims of Coronachan Diamond Princess to a convention centre in my hometown where my daughter is a lifeguard. Love the globalism.
Get her out of there my man
Today they made the sensible offer/option of unpaid leave while the cruise peasants are locked up. She will be out for as long as necessary.
https://youtu.be/mGae5vkMekA
How I think this is how the Wuhan virus started.
20% death rate..??. every time I heard this I sperged out. its a 2% mortality rate.
Deaths divided by recoveries have been averaging 15-20%. It’s not deaths divided by all the people suspected of having it. The numbers debate and their magnitude are really only important in the context of how they will be used by the media to hype the virus as a gay op deployed against the Chinese government. “China Unhinged: Xi Has Totally Lost Control” “Xi Missing Amidst Global Pandemic” “Cases Skyrocket, Chinese Government Out of Answers” And so on. The idea that this is going to turn into some worldwide pandemic in the scope of millions dead is highly unlikely and it… Read more »
April and May were listed because that is the usual time of year most flues subside and economically they’re banking on that general trend.
But that won’t happen it can survive in hotter environments and will spread worse this summer.
It will be a 2-3 year problem and change global societies.
Get ready to stop shaking hands culturally globally.
Oh bull-shit!
Ching Chong Ding Dong is now an official POZ pig it seems.
Y’all are racist, everybody knows those cartoons are Korean not Chinese.
The reason it’s seen as a race specific disease is because in the RNA there are elements that bind to proteins in Chinese and Oriental lungs at a higher rate than it does anyone else
To the point that people think this is going to be the one thing that topples Jew control on the world, to paraphrase from Imperium “like how a mountain appears flat on the horizon and rocky and full of jagged crags so too does the events of the past as compared to today”
What we need is a JEW specific pathogen
We have the technology to do it
Is it just me or does the Chinese expansion in the Orient remind anyone else of Imperial Japanese expansion in the interwar period about a century ago?
Others have done a new larger study in recent weeks to check this and it turns out not to be true. But apparently smokers may have more of those receptors present putting them at greater risk.
I’m grateful for Jazz’s words at the start where he says we need to not rest on revolutionary event fantasies where our problems get solved overnight, because victory isn’t going to be a sudden thing that comes out of nowhere. That may be an easier way for the brain to visualise it, because it’s hard to imagine slowly winning over 20-30 years, especially when we’re the only race of people who really face a time limit to save themselves right now. Victory will occur in increments, the way our opponents did it, starting with the beginning of mass immigration and… Read more »
Strategically we are already winning. It is more urgent for the ZOG to escalate than for us. All this is stemming from the shift from a unipolar world order to multipolar, the consequences of which are less analyzed from a nationalist point of view. Let me explain: 1. The US imperial power is based on two things: i.) The 800+ foreign military bases compared to England and Russia having cc 14-15 foreign bases while China has only 1. This absolutely disproportionate ratio cannot be maintained in the long run. ii.) Such military superiority is only enabled by the US dollar… Read more »
Russia, China, Iran are the current nationalist axis, like it or not. Hitler allied with the Japanese. China’s current debacle then is NOT good for us, just as the assassination of Soleimani was NOT good for us. Just as Turkey’s arming of militants in Idlib with MANPADS in recent days, which they’ve already used to shoot down 2 SAA helicopter is NOT good for us. What has been good for us? Haftar meeting with Italy’s foreign minister yesterday to work out an agreement to secure the Mediterranean and shut down the flow of illegal immigration. That is good for us.… Read more »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq422Udx25M
Donetsk and Luhansk are ethnostates (ethno-nationalists call it Novorossiya), and their formation and ultimate triumph should be studied by us in America as a potential roadmap to an ethnostate. Obviously a Crimea style peaceful referendum in an ethnic enclave would be preferable. But Donetsk it seems to me, is a good Plan B.
After the collapse. In a post-apocalyptic Fallout 4 style future of course. This system can’t last.
Agree with your take on “cui bono”, just one addition: I was thinking along the same lines last year when the African swine fever virus broke out in China. According to one news source half of China’s 440 million pigs had to be culled causing serious problems with food supply (imagine 200+ million pigs destroyed), all this during the trade war negotiations. How unfortunate if this is just a coincidence. Then half year later corona virus, the genius of which is not the number of victims (which will be relatively small in my opinion) but the fact that people will… Read more »
There’s another open question: will my amazon orders be fulfilled over the next two months?
A (((small group of people))) ARE responsible for most transitions.
Chow say Lhino penisu best treatment for coronavirus
The intercepted shipment of canadian beaver penises were meant to stop the outbreak.
Co= corona, vi= virus, D= disease, 19=the year it began.
I liked James’ Category Of Viral IDentification better.
I ackshuality, tho, it’s COax-VIDeo.
Meh, I don’t know how to pronounce Maimonides either…..
G E N T I L E F L E X
I’ve heard Benshpiro say it like “my-mon-uh-deez”
He would know.
Ok hot
Ok, hot
Please don’t take the Corona chan artwork any farther
No! Kyle and Frontierland must meme Coronachan into existence! It has been prophesied in the Book of Shagrin…
I’ve been looking forward to a student loan deep dive, keep up the good work lads.
Looking forward to the show. Hat tip to Kyle for another great Corona-chan FTN cover art.
Is that fucking Ari Fleischer as the tentacled jew monster?
Chaz Bono cui bono?
Thank god for Third Rail and FTN on the weekend.
In the name of the Jazzhands, the Allsup, and the Holy Ethnarch. AmRen.
Not sure I’ve drank enough to process Corona-Chan tentacle porn.
Says the man with a Dr. Krieger avatar. Probably found a new kink.
Fuck, now we know the Demographs are out to throw the election to Blurmp and the GOP. Shlomborg and Killery are the dream team.