It's Turkestan vs. Kurdistan at the open before Jazz and James pivot to Kobach's prospects for the U.S. Senate in Kansas, Mitt's play, Minnesota watch, Warren/Big Tech collusion, wargaming Warren, Kav's critical legal studies and more. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 - Turkistan vs. Kurdistan
00:34:00 - Kobach Prospects
00:50:00 - Sacred Undies in a Twist
01:05:00 - Minnesotah Watch
01:13:00 - Albion Dispatches Feat. Dueling Michael Caines
01:24:00 - Warren/Big Tech Collusion
01:40:00 - Wargaming Warren
02:06:00 - Kav's Critical Legal Studies
02:17:00 - Outro
This except RANCH instead of beans
https://i.redd.it/ppp3ibuoz9621.jpg
Rule Beantannia.
Good Albion dispatches, looking forward to next dispatches.
I’m voting for trump with a little appeal to vanity he’ll maintain the new status quo (deferring to regional powets) and reduce the degradation of the empire and mitigate the crisis of empire at home.
James is doing an amazing job as co-host. I miss Halberstram but this new FTN line up is fire. I would love to see Halberstram come back on a holiday episode. jazz, James and Halberstram on a Thanksgiving or Christmas comfy holiday stream would be very cozy.
I think sometimes you guys let the perfect be the enemy of the mediocre. What I mean is, as flawed as Trump May be he is still a step in the right direction.
Trump makes him very hard to support. He’s not only incompetent at yielding his political capital into policy wins, whether it’s bad personale, being ignorant/naive about how DC/gov works. But he also undercuts his own 2016 messaging and is helping move the overton window, which he pushed to the right in 2016 back towards the center, and sometimes further left than center with First Step Act. Policy is what we want, but messaging is almost as important. Obama was largely blocked by GOP ran house, his legislative victories after obamacare were few and in between. However Obama always stayed on… Read more »
Read Reed
My question is: where will all the Kurds go? This Turkish “invasion” of Northeast Syria seems like a pretense for more mass migration into white countries… only this time, the US (including cuckservatives) will be fully supportive of these people displacing us. I mean, these people are our 2nd greatest ally after all.
K-Mac just tweeted that the Trump Minneapolis rally speech was a ‘must watch’. I imagine FTN (and TDS, for that matter) will have some commentary on this (by and) for this weekend (this is why I paywall, so I don’t have to listen to would is surely a marathon cringe Trump speech, and can instead get the hot takes filtered by the alt-right media).
Also, looks like diversity is fucking with the white Trump supporters, post-rally (as predicted in FTN 255).
Lastly: Jesus F’in Christ, it’s real:
https://i.imgur.com/CklRZLN.png
The ‘F’ stands for ‘Fredo’, btw.
Imagine getting your ass kicked for Blormph in 2019. What are they supporting? Weaponized homosexuality? “Most legal immigrants ever?” Based tweets? Negroes in Trump hats?
“The tip… Of the spear in our fight for equality”
https://youtu.be/W0JqL0dSgVI
The Trey Gowdy hair thing is a meme, for those who haven’t noticed. Every time I’ve seen his picture in a news story over the years he looks completely different- one month it’s slick backed and silver, the next it’s a blonde cone-shape that whipped around the side of his head. Look up “hairstyles of Trey Gowdy” if you don’t believe me. The guy is obviously self-conscious about his appearance. I have learned that any guy (outside of some specific entertainment profession) who spends massive amounts of time oh his appearance is doing it wrong. I’m sure it matters to… Read more »
If Shlomo is angry then I am happy. And boy, Shlomo was angry this week.
The Syria “move” is a white pill whether you like it or not.
That dispatch was fuckin hilarious
So nobody thinks Trump will bring in a million Kurdish refugees after Erdogan is done?
50/50 chance.
Mitt Romney wears Joseph Smith Underoos.
Ted Kennedy also made a brief appearance on Albion Dispatches. Jolly good show Chaps!!
I didn’t realize Michael Caine hailed from the Bronx.
I thought Malkin was still with Levin but apparently she left CRTV in December 2018. I was pretty confused when I saw her on Happy Homelands with RAMZPAUL the other day.
it was a white pill to see her on. She’s always had good instincts even if she was blinded as many of us were to the invade the world/invite the world paradigm.
Warren was going off again today on black tranny prostitutes (dead ones) and wanting to help ‘sex workers’ in general.
My head hurts from laughing at the Albian Dispatches
Mike made me laugh
That bit from Mike and 7 was exelent. I have no clue what they said but it was lolzy the whole time.
We have some great graphic designers.
I’m still hoping Ethnarc will give us a nnndive on the trend to abolish cash bail here in Clown World.
Oi fink Moike should deciod wevver is eccent is from the Northern oah Suvern emisphea.
Once again, I fully enjoyed the show. I started listening to FTN in 2017 and have been a big fan from day one. I was fooled by Trump’ s tween about pulling out of Syria and I am glad you two are here to keep me grounded in the truth.
President Xi, if you are reading this (and I know you are), here are the next things you should ban corporate America from:
1) homo pride flag emojis
2) homo pride month (all of June!)
3) drag kids story hour.
Thanks in advance!
As a 1A fanatic, I should be more upset about Woke Capital caving to China, but 1A is already dead, and the poz patrol is only now starting to realize.
I wish. If I was china, I would continue to encourage and assist the Jews in this to further weaken the United States.
Truth. But he will ban them from the China iTunes Store. The gayest empire in history will probably declare war over this.
more like the Albion Mismatched
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lol
Send in the Gender Fluid Xinfantry!!
Navy Squeals or army Pink berets
My god i was losing my shit at the michael caine to batman transition. Hysterical bit guys
Bruce Cayne
badass name tbh
Mitt Romney shall henceforth be known as Magic Mitt.
Candidate nickname for Romney: “Captain Underpants”
Look guys. If we don’t support Israel there will surely be another Holocaust!! And I don’t think any of us would support that.
Not annuda shoa!
How do I not support shitsrael even more?
lmao that fucking Albion Dispatches bit
Guys want a laugh? “Forget Mensa! All Hail the Low IQ”
Or rather, “Dumb Wahman Strings $10 Words Together in Obvious Cope”
https://www.wired.com/story/forget-mensa-all-hail-the-low-iq/?itm_campaign=BottomRelatedStories_Sections_3
Lmao this broad has a podcast too. The takes can cool a six pack off in seconds.
https://mobile.twitter.com/realTrumpcast
Thx boys.
The Albion Dispatches episode was quite unusual this week. I know I’m not supposed to laugh, but dude.
Who said you weren’t supposed to laugh?
What I meant was I’m not supposed to laugh at native britons being oppressed, but when I hear Michael E. Cainovich and Jesse Cainstan reading these stories… Sorry britbongs, I wasn’t laughing at your plight, I swear.
“The Many Moods of Moichael Caine”: would a great 60’s album that could’ve been…
https://i.imgur.com/2oOMYgI.jpg
What the fuck, is Michael Caine from Brooklyn or Australia?
That Michael Caine/Batman shit was pure cringe
You guys not covering what is going on with California and the electricity? It’s a pretty big red flag for the State even if you do not put on a tinfoil hat.
Just lie back and let the catabolic collapse do the work.
https://i.imgur.com/g3NobOn.jpg
Interedasting. I live in Cali, and am not really aware of this development:
https://i.imgur.com/WhDqxZO.png
http://critweb-outage.pgealerts.com/?WT.mc_id=Vanity_pge-outages
Scroll out to see the extent of it. Surreal.
It wasn’t yet on our radar when we recorded, but we will hit it this weekend
Hey jazzhands here are some interesting demographic statistics from another Minnesota town 150 miles east of Worthington Minnesota. Austin Minnesota has a population of approximately 25,000. The school district was approximately 5% non white in 1997. Today the Austin Public school district has 5,293 students. Non whites are now 50.7% of the district. 28.6% hispanic. 9.1% asian. 8.5% African. 3.6% mixed race. 46 different languages spoken. 19% don t speak English. 56% have free meals at the schools. The median household income in Austin is $46,923. The state average median household income is $65,699. In 1979 Austin had the highest… Read more »
Thanks man, will fold this into the weekend show
You are very welcome. I actually have access to official statistics from the school district and they are ugly.
As a southerner in the “black belt” , I’ve always held onto the idea I had an escape hatch, albeit a shrinking one. This is depressing.
PG&E: Serving the 3rd world and setting the rest on fire since 1905.
Governor Gray Davis. Enron. etc. California is a paradise slum
yep, i finally got my power back after a few days. at first PG&E told us it would be 5 days with no power, then 7, then they turned it back on after 3 days. it was so STUPID and out of CONTROL! all the grocery stores have to restock their foods. you had to drive an hour to get gas/groceries. every business was closed. really annoying and kinda scary tbh. i’m definitely going to look into prepping now. my first thought was, “oh, they’re putting agenda 2030 into action” where they force everyone to live in urban centers. i’m… Read more »