• The Daily Shoah
  • All Shows
  • Paywall
    • TERMS OF SERVICE
    • Privacy Policy
    • USING OUR PAYWALL RSS FEED
  • Support
  • BANG
The Right Stuff

The Right Stuff

FTN 253: Chief Jimmy Rustler

October 3, 2019 by Jazzhands McFeels

James and a severely vocally debilitated Jazzhands discuss who is and isn't actually finished this week, Chief Jimmy Rustler and the Joint Anti-White Taskforce, Ketanji's 126 pages of 12 dollar words, and bottom of the stack. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!

Get behind the paywall to access the show!

Episode Topics:

00:00:00 - Bernie is Finished
00:05:00 - Blormpf Also Finished (No Really Tho)
00:40:00 - Scenarios
00:54:00 - Albion Dispatches
01:04:00 - Chief Jimmy Rustler
01:16:00 - Ketanji is Who We Are
01:32:00 - 9th Circuit Remake?
01:42:00 - Bottom of the Stack
01:47:00 - Outro

Filed Under: FTN Archive

113 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
John130
John130
October 9, 2019 4:28 am

I wonder if Trump will fight or kowtow

0
Chimney Sweep
Chimney Sweep
October 8, 2019 7:50 pm

Thanks for another great show goys.

0
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 5, 2019 11:05 pm

He will never do any of these things, or he would’ve done them already.

You know that, and I know that. So, why fantasize?

1
PlumpVenus
PlumpVenus
October 5, 2019 6:30 pm

Great show. Get well quick Jazz.

3
Grand Nagus
Grand Nagus
October 5, 2019 2:59 pm

C’mon Jazz, couldn’t call in sick? Thank you for the heroic effort but damn does your voice sound painful.

2
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 6, 2019 1:15 am
Reply to  Grand Nagus

I used up all my sick days working a second job to pay for the timeshare

3
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 6, 2019 1:15 am
Reply to  Grand Nagus

Seriously tho it was painful af

2
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
October 4, 2019 5:02 pm

They say that people ain’t be what they do. But they IS!- Judge Ketanji brown Jackson.

1
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
October 4, 2019 4:32 pm

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/55/3f/57/553f57f17feda212b4fa90e45c056efc.jpg

America is an insane asylum-Ezra Pound

4
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
October 4, 2019 4:14 pm

Jeezus all these people whining about how bad the news is. MAN THE FUCK UP! If you don’t have any high blood pressure medication then mix yourself a drink!

https://www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTM1MzA2OTE2Njc1MDU1NTg2/7-easy-drinking-bourbon-cocktails-perfect-for-your-labor-day-bbq.jpg

My preference is Bourbon and 7.
Who CARES if you listen to it in the MORNING?! Bottoms UP! Because ANYTHING is better than the WHINING!

4
vadhajtaska
vadhajtaska
October 4, 2019 3:39 pm

I have to admit I don’t listen to FTN as often as I used to (the blackpills became a bit too hard to swallow), but I’m glad I checked out this episode to get up to speed with what’s going on with Glormpf’s impeachment. It looks like the demonrats actually have a chance to pull it off this time.

4
Prime dude
Prime dude
October 5, 2019 7:03 pm
Reply to  vadhajtaska

Maybe your balls still need to drop homey.

0
RealmOfReason
RealmOfReason
October 4, 2019 6:54 am

Can we please have every show have a player that allows me to turn off my screen and still play like TDS. Assholes

-3
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 4, 2019 7:15 am
Reply to  RealmOfReason

Stop acting like a boomer & learn to use a podcatcher.

10
Seventh Son
Admin
Seventh Son
October 4, 2019 12:42 pm
Reply to  RealmOfReason

No, no you can’t have that. If you could have that you’d have that. Download the mp3.

5
Mike P
Admin
Mike P
October 4, 2019 12:44 pm
Reply to  RealmOfReason

The mp3 player on your phone will suffice for that. Download link is above.

5
.
.
October 4, 2019 6:34 am

You better not be thinking about Holocaust denail, goy!

Does FTN get into the Holocaust narrative stuff? I haven’t been listening all that long, and I don’t recall hearing it. Maybe it is too third rail, but this new round of illegality regarding Official Holocaust Narrative (trademarked) could definitely use a verbal kicking around on FTN, imo. I know TDS touches on the Holocuast/WWIII revisionism from time-to-time…

Spoiler

https://i.imgur.com/Js59QiR.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/mI1U06D.png

Everyone should probably do their own deep dive on the Holocaust(/hoax) and the Jewish Question(s). It’s a ton of information, though (wading through it myself, atm…).

2
The Last American
The Last American
October 4, 2019 4:56 am

If the democrats thought they could beat Trump they wouldn’t be doing this now. I don’t think they’re putting much stock in those polls. I’m also pretty sure Hildawg is going to run after Biden drops out. Which will be very soon. Trump may not have done shit for us on immigration, but he’s a hell of a campaigner. I wouldn’t count him out by a longshot. The fact that the democrats are completely insane doesn’t hurt his chances either.

4
basedmidwest
basedmidwest
October 3, 2019 11:21 pm

Yes, Trump is a gay, ass-kissing shabbos goy, but you guys are nuts if you think 20 GOP senators will defect in a Senate impeachment trial. There would be a half dozen defectors at most, but the Dems may have their own defectors in Doug Jones (looking at re-election in Alabama) and possibly Joe Manchin. Mark my words: this impeachment hysteria is both FAKE and GAY.

4
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 4, 2019 1:20 am
Reply to  basedmidwest

We aren’t saying that it’s a certainty that he’s going to be removed from office. But we are saying that he’s incredibly politically weak compared to where he started, and so it can’t be counted outside the realm of possibility, anymore. If we’d asked you a year ago if you thought Trump would be on the verge of being impeached in the House due to a completely insane interpretation of a routine phone call, said complaint being improperly and illegally routed through a non-applicable intelligence community whistleblower statute, you’d have responded with the same sort of belligerent incredulity. And you’d… Read more »

4
basedmidwest
basedmidwest
October 4, 2019 2:18 am
Reply to  ethnarch

The Ukraine stink bomb was lobbed by Trump at Biden knowing it would mortally wound his campaign. Trump knew some of the stink would get on him as well but this was a calculated move. This post-truth lashing out by House Dems will eventually flame out because there is literally nothing there. Not cheerleading for the orange shabbos goy but I would bet Trump hopes the House Dems vote to impeach him.

1
Helen
Helen
October 4, 2019 6:45 am
Reply to  basedmidwest

God forbid don’t critique Ethnarch , no one has his profound insight. ?

-2
Imperial Fisting Guy
Imperial Fisting Guy
October 4, 2019 6:59 am
Reply to  Helen

Shit test

0
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 4, 2019 7:18 am
Reply to  Helen

That’s the first wise thing you’ve said in a while. ;>

Now, maybe you’ll get around to answering the question I posed to you.

-1
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 4, 2019 7:17 am
Reply to  basedmidwest

Levels of plan-trusting & retconning I didn’t know were possible, heh.

Trump wasn’t the lobber. He was the lobbee.

We know there’s nothing there. That doesn’t seem to matter, however.

Also, we don’t care if Trump is impeached & removed or not. It works in our favor, either way.

1
basedmidwest
basedmidwest
October 4, 2019 5:10 pm
Reply to  ethnarch

Just because Trump is clumsy doesn’t mean he wasn’t the first to lob the Ukraine stink bomb. The impeachment hullabaloo was the initial knee jerk reaction to Trump lobbing a campaign-ending corruption stink bomb at front runner Biden. If you believe in polls, Biden was the only candidate who could have “cleaned Trump’s clock” and I believe this to be true. The other Dem candidates are at or below where Hillary was at this point v. Trump in 2015. EDIT: That being said, I think impeachment and removal of Trump from office would be an asteroid sized red pill for… Read more »

2
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 4, 2019 9:10 pm
Reply to  basedmidwest

No, it wasn’t. You have events reversed.

The impeachment brouhaha is an opportunistic move by the Democrats, driven in part because they simply don’t have a decent candidate they think can win in 2020.

If you listened to FTN regularly, you’d know that we regard Biden as a doddering placeholder who is far from certain to become the eventual nominee.

0
Trumpenrodham
Trumpenrodham
October 5, 2019 3:33 pm
Reply to  ethnarch

NOTHING in the current Political Shitshow works in our favor. The sooner everyone realizes that hard-to-swallow fact, the more effective our Cause will be.

-1
Trumpenrodham
Trumpenrodham
October 5, 2019 3:21 pm
Reply to  ethnarch

And once the Self-Chosen’s Media gets the Ass-Masses approval rating for Chump down to about +/-35 points or less, they’ll easily have that many Senate Recucklicans voting to kick him out.

1
madsubversive62
madsubversive62
October 4, 2019 7:44 pm
Reply to  basedmidwest

That’s exactly right. You guys need to get the old cynicism back – the Senators will allow subpoenas to be served because they want this dawn out thru the election. They know how the trial will end, this again – is about ginning up the base. Another thing – I’m old enough to remember the NIxon impeachment. Maybe you guys’ youth doesn’t give you quite the appreciation for things like institutional memories, and historical grudges. There is no way enough Senators will defect to the Democrats to give them a victory here. Remember Nixon, they will say. Seriously, chill out… Read more »

1
basedmidwest
basedmidwest
October 4, 2019 8:18 pm
Reply to  madsubversive62

The only good outcomes here as for the “narrative” 1) Trump is removed from office -OR- 2) Trump wins reelection.

-1
madsubversive62
madsubversive62
October 4, 2019 8:24 pm
Reply to  basedmidwest

BasedMidwest, love the name – I wanted RustBeltRevenge, but too much trouble to change it. American fascism was born in the midwest – Bloomington Illinois and George Lincoln Rockwell.

We are based. And radical. Beware the white workn class

1
basedmidwest
basedmidwest
October 4, 2019 8:56 pm
Reply to  madsubversive62

Just havin a beer at my local pool hall in the Chicago burbs…

2
madsubversive62
madsubversive62
October 5, 2019 12:42 am
Reply to  basedmidwest

Originally from the Quad-Cities, formerly the most heavily unionized area per population in the state. That is, before Reagan came to town and wrecked everything.

0
Trumpenrodham
Trumpenrodham
October 5, 2019 3:39 pm
Reply to  madsubversive62

Too bad we don’t have much of it here in Black and Blue Michigan…?

0
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 4, 2019 9:17 pm
Reply to  basedmidwest

Those are the best outcomes, but we benefit no matter the outcome. It’s just the degree which is variable.

0
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 4, 2019 9:16 pm
Reply to  madsubversive62

I’m old enough to remember Watergate — and apparently, I remember a lot more about it than you do. Because if Richard Nixon had decided to stay the course, there was a near-certainty that a) Republicans in the House, along with Democrats, would’ve voted to impeach him, and b) that Republicans in the Senate, along with Democrats, would’ve voted to remove him from office and disqualify him from holding Federal office in future. And all this over a legitimate refusal to hand over privileged material, using the excuse of a third-rate burglary to ravage the Constitutional privileges of the office… Read more »

3
basedmidwest
basedmidwest
October 5, 2019 12:13 am
Reply to  ethnarch

Ethnarch, I am deeply honored that you went out of your way to respond to me tonight. Although I maintain that the current impeachment putsch will end up consuming itself and expend its own energy like a dying star, only to be flattened by the next news cycle, I fear the hardships a Trump election loss will bring upon our movement in the short term. The fact that Biden is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight so suddenly trying to clear his name says everything. Biden is the Kosher Sandwich pick.

1
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 5, 2019 2:26 am
Reply to  basedmidwest

Trump’s removal or his defeat at the ballot box will work to our advantage, either way. I’m not prognosticating that either is a certainty, but either was unthinkable not so long ago.

And you do realize that it’s Trump’s FBI, Trump’s DHS, Trump’s DoJ who’re actively persecuting us right now, at this very moment – right?

1
madsubversive62
madsubversive62
October 5, 2019 12:38 am
Reply to  ethnarch

You’re missing the point ethnarch. Its not about the details re watergate and Nixon’s failure to do what he needed to do to fight back successfully. Its about the ingrained nature of the institution, in this case, the Republican party’s memories and pride. The Clinton impeachment was motivated by just this kind of thing.The Republican-held Senate will not impeach. Accepting subpoenas is not a black pill. Its just a manuever. You’re overthinking it.

0
ethnarch
ethnarch
October 5, 2019 2:24 am
Reply to  madsubversive62

Again, I don’t view it as a certainty that Trump will be convicted & removed from office. Just off the top of my head, I can think of three different ways McConnell can dispose of articles of impeachment within the ambit of the current Senate rules – if he so chooses. My point is that it’s a nonzero probability – and the fact that we’re even here having this conversation constitutes a remarkable decline in Trump’s political fortunes. The first actual subpoena was issued on Friday. The Administration can make a strong case to quash based on the fact that… Read more »

1
Gabriel Seth
Gabriel Seth
October 3, 2019 10:17 pm

Way to power through my dude

3
Rusty Galloway
Rusty Galloway
October 3, 2019 10:01 pm

Maybe some “woke” blacks and cop block types would be interested to hear how so much of our nation’s law enforcement is getting training from an apartheid state.

3
Chimney Sweep
Chimney Sweep
October 3, 2019 8:17 pm

Before I start listening to the rest of the show, I must mention I’m sensing some burnout among some of your staff. You guys offer consistent quality comment, but please don’t burn yourselves from both ends for our amusement if it means you’re going to need significant downtime for repair and self care. The talent, humor, and entertainment is in you guys, not all those energy drinks many of you constantly down and pimp to others. Some of you I think would be better if you actually toned DOWN the intensity rather than up. I’m really not as interested in… Read more »

16
.
.
October 4, 2019 6:52 am
Reply to  Chimney Sweep

Dis’ nibba sayz he payin’ ten dolla’s per month… Den’ why’m I gettin’ charged $60,000 per week!?…

Spoiler

https://i.imgur.com/oBuDRzT.png

1
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 4, 2019 9:13 am
Reply to  Chimney Sweep

Uh, thanks. Great advice, and I appreciate your concern, but i’m not really sure that any of it’s actionable. I don’t drink let alone pimp energy drinks, rarely consume alcohol, and get plenty of sleep and exercise. So I guess the takeway is: stop being sick?

We actually had tons of prep that we didn’t get to and I had a lot to say, but physically couldn’t and I don’t want to have continuous fill ins.

Luckily my voice is back today and this weekend’s show is going to be cathartic.

4
marysmith1
marysmith1
October 3, 2019 7:24 pm

Jazzhands, I hope your voice is just hoarse because of allergies (?) and that your throat doesn’t hurt. Get well soon.

2
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 4, 2019 9:30 am
Reply to  marysmith1

Thanks, I wish it were allergies. This was some nasty throat bug that was extremely painful. Have been weathering it for almost a week.

1
red shirt
red shirt
October 4, 2019 9:36 pm
Reply to  Jazzhands McFeels

Having 100 degree weather for a whole month while ragweed rubs amok is not good for anyone. It’s supposed to be fall damn it! This weekend should provide some reprieve

0
Duke Storm
Duke Storm
October 3, 2019 6:23 pm

Wow. Blackpilling to think that not only did we get conned by Blormf but not its going to be open season on whites even more than its already been.
Well what the fuck are we supposed to do now? Staring into the abyss and laughing to cover up the anger isn’t helping.

9
9NotAnArgument
9NotAnArgument
October 4, 2019 10:57 pm
Reply to  Duke Storm

NoWhiteGuilt.com and on Utube has some great solutions & stuff we can all easily learn to implement in our discussions & IRL situations. Gives u some things to do that are making a difference for ppl.

0
Trumpenrodham
Trumpenrodham
October 5, 2019 4:02 pm
Reply to  Duke Storm

Who’s laughing?

0
Trumpenrodham
Trumpenrodham
October 3, 2019 6:07 pm

The Voice of Mc Pepe.

1
HonkeyKong
HonkeyKong
October 3, 2019 5:56 pm

Hey Jazzy, you sound like shit, my dude.

Get well soon.

5
JoeWhite
JoeWhite
October 3, 2019 5:47 pm

Jazzhands, I have unleveled respect for you, and you are such a trooper for doing this. This was a great episode. My opinion on James Allsup has turned 180 degrees. Sorry James but I was not a fan of yours in the past, but now I am very impressed with your showmanship and big-brained takes. Mad love and respect for you both. I say it is good if Trump gets impeached and I want it to happen. It would be a massive red-pilling of America.

15
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 3, 2019 5:52 pm
Reply to  JoeWhite

Thanks man, appreciate that. The show must go on and all that. And yes, the orange charlatan’s fall from grace has been and will continue to be highly instructive.

13
Trumpenrodham
Trumpenrodham
October 3, 2019 5:17 pm

“The Art Of The Schlemiel”.

7
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 3, 2019 5:50 pm
Reply to  Trumpenrodham

Seconded only by Swindlers List

7
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
October 4, 2019 12:37 am
Reply to  Jazzhands McFeels

Hey Jazzhands have you read this article?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/stuartanderson/2014/03/19/oskar-schindler-the-untold-story-3/#6706dd675537

1
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 4, 2019 9:43 am
Reply to  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

“The scene in the movie Schindler’s List with Oskar Schindler thinking of names or demanding Itzhak Stern come up with more names simply did not happen, according to Crowe. “In reality, Oskar Schindler had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of his famous transport list. He admitted as much to Dr. Stanley Robbin after the war.” Instead, Marcel Goldberg, a Jewish “clerk” assigned to the new Plaszow commandant Arnold Buscher, played the largest role in compiling the transport list. It’s agreed that Goldberg engaged in a certain amount of corruption in who he added to the list and, moreover,… Read more »

1
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
October 4, 2019 11:31 am
Reply to  Jazzhands McFeels

Glad you liked it. LMAO indeed!

Now I don’t know about you Jazzhands but what occurred to me after first reading this a couple of years ago was to what degree Schindler and Stern knew about, and profited from, Goldberg’s shaking down of his fellow Jews? Schindler was a well known opportunist. Even after the war he milked Jews for every cent he could get with this whole “Schindler’s List” b.s. So why not milk them DURING the war??? Now THAT would make a interesting movie!

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bivQQwW2mPw/WsUO0aQN_EI/AAAAAAAAi2s/4nm-j-kafYswBU6FEZgth6Pj1b0Ll-I9wCLcBGAs/s1600/laugh_in_very_interesting.gif

0
Breast Fed Agent Ragnavald
Breast Fed Agent Ragnavald
October 3, 2019 4:24 pm

Thank god James was able to get to Jazzhands during the intro. Let that horse voice serve as a lesson that no matter how black pilling things are, fam don’t let fam go to da batchroom.

3
Achtundachtzig Mark
Achtundachtzig Mark
October 3, 2019 12:44 pm

kimchee recommended for colds n lo energy …take care jazzhands

2
sargin
sargin
October 3, 2019 12:35 pm

I paid 10$ just to hear sick jazzhands

4
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 3, 2019 12:57 pm
Reply to  sargin

akshually $599/min

11
commodvsdetritvs
commodvsdetritvs
October 3, 2019 1:01 pm
Reply to  Jazzhands McFeels

It did help the New York chew impression though

2
pinemarten
pinemarten
October 3, 2019 12:34 pm

Hope you are feeling better soon Jazzhands. Don’t push yourself. Can we get a Deep or medium Ndive sometime on this movement to eliminate cash bail, which is spreading everywhere? Is it anything more than just gibs for feral negroes?

1
Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox
October 3, 2019 1:46 pm
Reply to  pinemarten

That’s exactly what it is. My brother’s a criminal defense attorney in an especially vibrant city. The way he used to ensure payment is the criminals would sign over a portion of the cost of their bond to him and he would withdraw from it as he did the work. So it used to be the negro doesn’t get out of jail until he puts some money down. Now he gets released and my brother is supposed to defend them in exchange for the promise that he will one day get paid. I’m sure you can guess how often that… Read more »

5
Dark Goblin
Dark Goblin
October 3, 2019 12:28 pm

Jazz, you sound like an entirely different person when sick, borther, I don’t know how to deal with this. Goddamn.

0
Icosphere
Icosphere
October 3, 2019 12:38 pm
Reply to  Dark Goblin

Today’s special guest Grazlands Sickdeals…

1
Zeke Hile
Zeke Hile
October 3, 2019 12:27 pm

FTN used to have moments of comic relief. Laugh out loud moments.
They may as well rebrand themselves as “THE BLACK PILL”.
A constant Debbie Downer.

-8
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 3, 2019 12:46 pm
Reply to  Zeke Hile

i jUSt wAnT tO fEEl goOd

19
Helen
Helen
October 4, 2019 6:49 am
Reply to  Jazzhands McFeels

No, it’s about morale, if we’re fighting a war, and we are, we should adopt tactics that are used militarily.

-2
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
October 3, 2019 4:32 pm
Reply to  Zeke Hile

“A constant Debbie Downer.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusADDs_3ps

0
Trusty Jogging Hammer
Trusty Jogging Hammer
October 3, 2019 6:35 pm
Reply to  Zeke Hile

Bro there were black pills in the old days, there are funny moments on the show now. What you miss is the energy from 2016. And fair enough I was thinking maybe we could direct some tactical energy to some stuff like fighting the Unlimited Pajeet bill, there is a dude at Cato shilling for it. We have all gotten a lot smarter since 2016 and I know our time will come.

3
Tam
Tam
October 3, 2019 11:16 am

Oosh Jazzhands sounds like he aged 20 years overnight, get well soon nnguy

8
Reichskanzler Katzen-Freund
Reichskanzler Katzen-Freund
October 3, 2019 12:52 pm
Reply to  Tam

Actually it IS Jazzhands from 20 years in the future. “Timeshare” is code for “time machine”.

4
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 3, 2019 12:57 pm
Reply to  Tam

Thanks man, already feeling a bit better today. Hoping to be 100% by Saturday.

8
jabbaromain
jabbaromain
October 3, 2019 11:10 am

Also you guys were talking about Lou Dobbs no longer being on the Trump Train, but afaik he is still fully shilling for Trump. His show tonight definitely indicates he is, at least.

https://twitter.com/LouDobbs/status/1179774813553995777

1
madsubversive62
madsubversive62
October 4, 2019 7:51 pm
Reply to  jabbaromain

Yeah, I watch Dobbs a lot – wrong take. He’s still a big defender “of this President”

0
SowellMan
SowellMan
October 3, 2019 10:59 am

I said it before in early 2017 when I was Boss Zogg on Twatter: Trump should have sent all his friends and family to a safe country and done an address to the nation in which he told us who really runs the government. He could have had millions in DC marching to the CIA but he cucked six microseconds after being elected. He ran on “drain the swamp” then he appointed the swamp to run his regime. He threw his hardest core supporters under the bus. Now when he needs them, they’re gone. This sturry is better than Tom… Read more »

7
buttemountain
buttemountain
October 3, 2019 10:11 am

Gargle warm salt water a few times a day to soothe sore throat

5
Guy Ordinaire
Guy Ordinaire
October 3, 2019 9:39 am

Everyone should leave bananas at the statue.

6
Gridungur
Gridungur
October 3, 2019 9:33 am

Hahaha way to butcher that opening.

3
Dark Goblin
Dark Goblin
October 3, 2019 12:32 pm
Reply to  Gridungur

It was a moment of silence for Jazz’s voice.

6
Bandwagon White Boy
Bandwagon White Boy
October 3, 2019 9:06 am

Levels of vocal fry I never thought possible.
That was a much needed moment of silence to remove our hats and commemorate the late, great voice of Jazzhands McFeels.

5
Dark Goblin
Dark Goblin
October 3, 2019 12:33 pm
Reply to  Bandwagon White Boy

Fuck. You had the same joke. I didn’t mean to steal it.

2
Bandwagon White Boy
Bandwagon White Boy
October 3, 2019 5:49 pm
Reply to  Dark Goblin

No problem, mmmbud.
I pictured you posting that, then scrolling down barely half a click and saying “fuck!” It makes it even funnier that both comments are right next to each other.

0
fashape
fashape
October 3, 2019 9:38 pm
Reply to  Bandwagon White Boy

Too much time with the beach friends

0
Radicalized_Normie
Radicalized_Normie
October 3, 2019 8:30 am

I think Trump wants them to impeach him.

4
awakening950
awakening950
October 3, 2019 9:56 am
Reply to  Radicalized_Normie

You’re right, he’s been baiting them so hard. This week was a laugh riot as the Democrats seemed intent on burning their party to the ground.

3
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
October 3, 2019 4:41 pm
Reply to  awakening950

“This week was a laugh riot as the Democrats seemed intent on burning their party to the ground.”

I’m not convinced that the Dems are any more intent on that than the Reps are.

1
Hopkins
Hopkins
October 3, 2019 9:49 pm
Reply to  Radicalized_Normie

Remove all dual citizens from all official positions. Mandatory Aliyah.

2
Herbert MarcUsury Overdeveloper, Esq.
Herbert MarcUsury Overdeveloper, Esq.
October 3, 2019 8:12 am

That eerie 30 second silence after the music faded out made me think Moike was doing production again.
Was relieved to hear McFeels croak his opening bit.

11
Icosphere
Icosphere
October 3, 2019 11:56 am
Reply to  Herbert MarcUsury Overdeveloper, Esq.

I thought my earbuds stopped working and FTN was blaring out at work

7
Dark Goblin
Dark Goblin
October 3, 2019 12:29 pm
Reply to  Icosphere

Kind of a terrifying feeling, isn’t it?

“OH FUCK THEY KNOW!”

4
Shekelsteinbergmanfieldowitz
Shekelsteinbergmanfieldowitz
October 3, 2019 8:23 pm
Reply to  Dark Goblin

Stoplight with windows down *turns down volume*

0
goldilocks
goldilocks
October 3, 2019 7:30 am

I keep thinking jazz is ethnarc because of the voice

5
Imperial Fisting Guy
Imperial Fisting Guy
October 3, 2019 7:14 am

Sounds like there was some serious debating going on over that timeshare

12
Jazzhands McFeels
Author
Jazzhands McFeels
October 3, 2019 12:59 pm
Reply to  Imperial Fisting Guy

Jimmy Buffett won

8
Grug Finds
Grug Finds
October 3, 2019 1:59 pm
Reply to  Jazzhands McFeels

Parrot Heads are high energy party animals, dead heads and beetle fans were blown the fuck out almost immediately and a hotly contested win over rolling stoners but it ultimately came down to Beach Boy fans and Parrot Heads as they battled it out for King Boomer.

*I unironically like the beach boys tbh

1
.
.
October 3, 2019 7:07 am

Spoiler

https://i.imgur.com/u8OnmlK.gif

Take care of those vocal chords, Jazzhands!

Vocal fry
Vocal nodules

Maybe you just have a cold, or something, but food for thought… Gotta’ make it intact for arbitrary carbon-based mammalian digit number multiplier significance of show 300!

1
jabbaromain
jabbaromain
October 3, 2019 7:00 am

https://i.imgur.com/MXshgbe.jpg

Ketanji Brown Jackson

8
Helen
Helen
October 3, 2019 7:42 am
Reply to  jabbaromain

JFC what’s that???

4
jabbaromain
jabbaromain
October 3, 2019 8:47 am
Reply to  Helen

A United States District Judge of the United States District Court for the District of Columbia.

Yeah.

6
Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox
October 3, 2019 1:49 pm
Reply to  jabbaromain

She’s probably qualified

3
AgostinoRovegno
AgostinoRovegno
October 3, 2019 2:41 pm
Reply to  Fallon Fox

Qualified to roll around barrels of malaria water.

7
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
October 3, 2019 5:45 pm
Reply to  AgostinoRovegno

“Qualified to roll around barrels of malaria water.”

I think she’s the one in the middle.

https://static.euronews.com/articles/866903/900x506_866903.jpg?1568631164

2
bork bork
bork bork
October 5, 2019 7:55 am
Reply to  jabbaromain

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

0
jabbaromain
jabbaromain
October 3, 2019 5:21 am

haha holy fuck jazzhands RIP

17
NormanNC
NormanNC
October 3, 2019 5:08 am

start recording video from now on

3
I hope Hezbollah wins
I hope Hezbollah wins
October 3, 2019 4:30 am

This image leaves me concerned, will consume product later. Love having Allsup on the show now.

5
Achtundachtzig Mark
Achtundachtzig Mark
October 3, 2019 7:53 pm
Reply to  I hope Hezbollah wins

Allsup is doing a good job, but I think he’s wrong about Lou Dobbs. I haven’t heard Lou criticize Trump recently. On the contrary!

0
Crypto DonationAlready subscribed but want to d’nate more? Or do you just want to give us Crypto for no rational reason whatsoever? Login or sign-up not required.

Cart

Show List

  • The Daily Shoah
  • Strike and Mike
  • The Alan & Warren Report
  • The NJP Weekly Report
  • Just Jesse
  • By The Numbers
  • Third Rail
  • Prep In The Car
  • Modern Politics
  • National Institute for Gamer Review
  • The People’s Square
  • Poz Button
  • The Southern AF Podcast
  • All Shows

Archives

  • TERMS OF SERVICE
  • Privacy Policy
All content Copyright © My Token LLC, 2022.
All rights reserved.

Copyright © 2023 · Maron Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in