James and a severely vocally debilitated Jazzhands discuss who is and isn't actually finished this week, Chief Jimmy Rustler and the Joint Anti-White Taskforce, Ketanji's 126 pages of 12 dollar words, and bottom of the stack. If it's Thursday, it's FTN!
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 - Bernie is Finished
00:05:00 - Blormpf Also Finished (No Really Tho)
00:40:00 - Scenarios
00:54:00 - Albion Dispatches
01:04:00 - Chief Jimmy Rustler
01:16:00 - Ketanji is Who We Are
01:32:00 - 9th Circuit Remake?
01:42:00 - Bottom of the Stack
01:47:00 - Outro
I wonder if Trump will fight or kowtow
Thanks for another great show goys.
He will never do any of these things, or he would’ve done them already.
You know that, and I know that. So, why fantasize?
Great show. Get well quick Jazz.
C’mon Jazz, couldn’t call in sick? Thank you for the heroic effort but damn does your voice sound painful.
I used up all my sick days working a second job to pay for the timeshare
Seriously tho it was painful af
They say that people ain’t be what they do. But they IS!- Judge Ketanji brown Jackson.
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America is an insane asylum-Ezra Pound
Jeezus all these people whining about how bad the news is. MAN THE FUCK UP! If you don’t have any high blood pressure medication then mix yourself a drink!
https://www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTM1MzA2OTE2Njc1MDU1NTg2/7-easy-drinking-bourbon-cocktails-perfect-for-your-labor-day-bbq.jpg
My preference is Bourbon and 7.
Who CARES if you listen to it in the MORNING?! Bottoms UP! Because ANYTHING is better than the WHINING!
I have to admit I don’t listen to FTN as often as I used to (the blackpills became a bit too hard to swallow), but I’m glad I checked out this episode to get up to speed with what’s going on with Glormpf’s impeachment. It looks like the demonrats actually have a chance to pull it off this time.
Maybe your balls still need to drop homey.
Can we please have every show have a player that allows me to turn off my screen and still play like TDS. Assholes
Stop acting like a boomer & learn to use a podcatcher.
No, no you can’t have that. If you could have that you’d have that. Download the mp3.
The mp3 player on your phone will suffice for that. Download link is above.
You better not be thinking about Holocaust denail, goy!
Does FTN get into the Holocaust narrative stuff? I haven’t been listening all that long, and I don’t recall hearing it. Maybe it is too third rail, but this new round of illegality regarding Official Holocaust Narrative (trademarked) could definitely use a verbal kicking around on FTN, imo. I know TDS touches on the Holocuast/WWIII revisionism from time-to-time…
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Everyone should probably do their own deep dive on the Holocaust(/hoax) and the Jewish Question(s). It’s a ton of information, though (wading through it myself, atm…).
If the democrats thought they could beat Trump they wouldn’t be doing this now. I don’t think they’re putting much stock in those polls. I’m also pretty sure Hildawg is going to run after Biden drops out. Which will be very soon. Trump may not have done shit for us on immigration, but he’s a hell of a campaigner. I wouldn’t count him out by a longshot. The fact that the democrats are completely insane doesn’t hurt his chances either.
Yes, Trump is a gay, ass-kissing shabbos goy, but you guys are nuts if you think 20 GOP senators will defect in a Senate impeachment trial. There would be a half dozen defectors at most, but the Dems may have their own defectors in Doug Jones (looking at re-election in Alabama) and possibly Joe Manchin. Mark my words: this impeachment hysteria is both FAKE and GAY.
We aren’t saying that it’s a certainty that he’s going to be removed from office. But we are saying that he’s incredibly politically weak compared to where he started, and so it can’t be counted outside the realm of possibility, anymore. If we’d asked you a year ago if you thought Trump would be on the verge of being impeached in the House due to a completely insane interpretation of a routine phone call, said complaint being improperly and illegally routed through a non-applicable intelligence community whistleblower statute, you’d have responded with the same sort of belligerent incredulity. And you’d… Read more »
The Ukraine stink bomb was lobbed by Trump at Biden knowing it would mortally wound his campaign. Trump knew some of the stink would get on him as well but this was a calculated move. This post-truth lashing out by House Dems will eventually flame out because there is literally nothing there. Not cheerleading for the orange shabbos goy but I would bet Trump hopes the House Dems vote to impeach him.
God forbid don’t critique Ethnarch , no one has his profound insight. ?
Shit test
That’s the first wise thing you’ve said in a while. ;>
Now, maybe you’ll get around to answering the question I posed to you.
Levels of plan-trusting & retconning I didn’t know were possible, heh.
Trump wasn’t the lobber. He was the lobbee.
We know there’s nothing there. That doesn’t seem to matter, however.
Also, we don’t care if Trump is impeached & removed or not. It works in our favor, either way.
Just because Trump is clumsy doesn’t mean he wasn’t the first to lob the Ukraine stink bomb. The impeachment hullabaloo was the initial knee jerk reaction to Trump lobbing a campaign-ending corruption stink bomb at front runner Biden. If you believe in polls, Biden was the only candidate who could have “cleaned Trump’s clock” and I believe this to be true. The other Dem candidates are at or below where Hillary was at this point v. Trump in 2015. EDIT: That being said, I think impeachment and removal of Trump from office would be an asteroid sized red pill for… Read more »
No, it wasn’t. You have events reversed.
The impeachment brouhaha is an opportunistic move by the Democrats, driven in part because they simply don’t have a decent candidate they think can win in 2020.
If you listened to FTN regularly, you’d know that we regard Biden as a doddering placeholder who is far from certain to become the eventual nominee.
NOTHING in the current Political Shitshow works in our favor. The sooner everyone realizes that hard-to-swallow fact, the more effective our Cause will be.
And once the Self-Chosen’s Media gets the Ass-Masses approval rating for Chump down to about +/-35 points or less, they’ll easily have that many Senate Recucklicans voting to kick him out.
That’s exactly right. You guys need to get the old cynicism back – the Senators will allow subpoenas to be served because they want this dawn out thru the election. They know how the trial will end, this again – is about ginning up the base. Another thing – I’m old enough to remember the NIxon impeachment. Maybe you guys’ youth doesn’t give you quite the appreciation for things like institutional memories, and historical grudges. There is no way enough Senators will defect to the Democrats to give them a victory here. Remember Nixon, they will say. Seriously, chill out… Read more »
The only good outcomes here as for the “narrative” 1) Trump is removed from office -OR- 2) Trump wins reelection.
BasedMidwest, love the name – I wanted RustBeltRevenge, but too much trouble to change it. American fascism was born in the midwest – Bloomington Illinois and George Lincoln Rockwell.
We are based. And radical. Beware the white workn class
Just havin a beer at my local pool hall in the Chicago burbs…
Originally from the Quad-Cities, formerly the most heavily unionized area per population in the state. That is, before Reagan came to town and wrecked everything.
Too bad we don’t have much of it here in Black and Blue Michigan…?
Those are the best outcomes, but we benefit no matter the outcome. It’s just the degree which is variable.
I’m old enough to remember Watergate — and apparently, I remember a lot more about it than you do. Because if Richard Nixon had decided to stay the course, there was a near-certainty that a) Republicans in the House, along with Democrats, would’ve voted to impeach him, and b) that Republicans in the Senate, along with Democrats, would’ve voted to remove him from office and disqualify him from holding Federal office in future. And all this over a legitimate refusal to hand over privileged material, using the excuse of a third-rate burglary to ravage the Constitutional privileges of the office… Read more »
Ethnarch, I am deeply honored that you went out of your way to respond to me tonight. Although I maintain that the current impeachment putsch will end up consuming itself and expend its own energy like a dying star, only to be flattened by the next news cycle, I fear the hardships a Trump election loss will bring upon our movement in the short term. The fact that Biden is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight so suddenly trying to clear his name says everything. Biden is the Kosher Sandwich pick.
Trump’s removal or his defeat at the ballot box will work to our advantage, either way. I’m not prognosticating that either is a certainty, but either was unthinkable not so long ago.
And you do realize that it’s Trump’s FBI, Trump’s DHS, Trump’s DoJ who’re actively persecuting us right now, at this very moment – right?
You’re missing the point ethnarch. Its not about the details re watergate and Nixon’s failure to do what he needed to do to fight back successfully. Its about the ingrained nature of the institution, in this case, the Republican party’s memories and pride. The Clinton impeachment was motivated by just this kind of thing.The Republican-held Senate will not impeach. Accepting subpoenas is not a black pill. Its just a manuever. You’re overthinking it.
Again, I don’t view it as a certainty that Trump will be convicted & removed from office. Just off the top of my head, I can think of three different ways McConnell can dispose of articles of impeachment within the ambit of the current Senate rules – if he so chooses. My point is that it’s a nonzero probability – and the fact that we’re even here having this conversation constitutes a remarkable decline in Trump’s political fortunes. The first actual subpoena was issued on Friday. The Administration can make a strong case to quash based on the fact that… Read more »
Way to power through my dude
Maybe some “woke” blacks and cop block types would be interested to hear how so much of our nation’s law enforcement is getting training from an apartheid state.
Before I start listening to the rest of the show, I must mention I’m sensing some burnout among some of your staff. You guys offer consistent quality comment, but please don’t burn yourselves from both ends for our amusement if it means you’re going to need significant downtime for repair and self care. The talent, humor, and entertainment is in you guys, not all those energy drinks many of you constantly down and pimp to others. Some of you I think would be better if you actually toned DOWN the intensity rather than up. I’m really not as interested in… Read more »
Dis’ nibba sayz he payin’ ten dolla’s per month… Den’ why’m I gettin’ charged $60,000 per week!?…
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Uh, thanks. Great advice, and I appreciate your concern, but i’m not really sure that any of it’s actionable. I don’t drink let alone pimp energy drinks, rarely consume alcohol, and get plenty of sleep and exercise. So I guess the takeway is: stop being sick?
We actually had tons of prep that we didn’t get to and I had a lot to say, but physically couldn’t and I don’t want to have continuous fill ins.
Luckily my voice is back today and this weekend’s show is going to be cathartic.
Jazzhands, I hope your voice is just hoarse because of allergies (?) and that your throat doesn’t hurt. Get well soon.
Thanks, I wish it were allergies. This was some nasty throat bug that was extremely painful. Have been weathering it for almost a week.
Having 100 degree weather for a whole month while ragweed rubs amok is not good for anyone. It’s supposed to be fall damn it! This weekend should provide some reprieve
Wow. Blackpilling to think that not only did we get conned by Blormf but not its going to be open season on whites even more than its already been.
Well what the fuck are we supposed to do now? Staring into the abyss and laughing to cover up the anger isn’t helping.
NoWhiteGuilt.com and on Utube has some great solutions & stuff we can all easily learn to implement in our discussions & IRL situations. Gives u some things to do that are making a difference for ppl.
Who’s laughing?
The Voice of Mc Pepe.
Hey Jazzy, you sound like shit, my dude.
Get well soon.
Jazzhands, I have unleveled respect for you, and you are such a trooper for doing this. This was a great episode. My opinion on James Allsup has turned 180 degrees. Sorry James but I was not a fan of yours in the past, but now I am very impressed with your showmanship and big-brained takes. Mad love and respect for you both. I say it is good if Trump gets impeached and I want it to happen. It would be a massive red-pilling of America.
Thanks man, appreciate that. The show must go on and all that. And yes, the orange charlatan’s fall from grace has been and will continue to be highly instructive.
“The Art Of The Schlemiel”.
Seconded only by Swindlers List
Hey Jazzhands have you read this article?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/stuartanderson/2014/03/19/oskar-schindler-the-untold-story-3/#6706dd675537
“The scene in the movie Schindler’s List with Oskar Schindler thinking of names or demanding Itzhak Stern come up with more names simply did not happen, according to Crowe. “In reality, Oskar Schindler had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of his famous transport list. He admitted as much to Dr. Stanley Robbin after the war.” Instead, Marcel Goldberg, a Jewish “clerk” assigned to the new Plaszow commandant Arnold Buscher, played the largest role in compiling the transport list. It’s agreed that Goldberg engaged in a certain amount of corruption in who he added to the list and, moreover,… Read more »
Glad you liked it. LMAO indeed!
Now I don’t know about you Jazzhands but what occurred to me after first reading this a couple of years ago was to what degree Schindler and Stern knew about, and profited from, Goldberg’s shaking down of his fellow Jews? Schindler was a well known opportunist. Even after the war he milked Jews for every cent he could get with this whole “Schindler’s List” b.s. So why not milk them DURING the war??? Now THAT would make a interesting movie!
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Thank god James was able to get to Jazzhands during the intro. Let that horse voice serve as a lesson that no matter how black pilling things are, fam don’t let fam go to da batchroom.
kimchee recommended for colds n lo energy …take care jazzhands
I paid 10$ just to hear sick jazzhands
akshually $599/min
It did help the New York chew impression though
Hope you are feeling better soon Jazzhands. Don’t push yourself. Can we get a Deep or medium Ndive sometime on this movement to eliminate cash bail, which is spreading everywhere? Is it anything more than just gibs for feral negroes?
That’s exactly what it is. My brother’s a criminal defense attorney in an especially vibrant city. The way he used to ensure payment is the criminals would sign over a portion of the cost of their bond to him and he would withdraw from it as he did the work. So it used to be the negro doesn’t get out of jail until he puts some money down. Now he gets released and my brother is supposed to defend them in exchange for the promise that he will one day get paid. I’m sure you can guess how often that… Read more »
Jazz, you sound like an entirely different person when sick, borther, I don’t know how to deal with this. Goddamn.
Today’s special guest Grazlands Sickdeals…
FTN used to have moments of comic relief. Laugh out loud moments.
They may as well rebrand themselves as “THE BLACK PILL”.
A constant Debbie Downer.
i jUSt wAnT tO fEEl goOd
No, it’s about morale, if we’re fighting a war, and we are, we should adopt tactics that are used militarily.
“A constant Debbie Downer.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusADDs_3ps
Bro there were black pills in the old days, there are funny moments on the show now. What you miss is the energy from 2016. And fair enough I was thinking maybe we could direct some tactical energy to some stuff like fighting the Unlimited Pajeet bill, there is a dude at Cato shilling for it. We have all gotten a lot smarter since 2016 and I know our time will come.
Oosh Jazzhands sounds like he aged 20 years overnight, get well soon nnguy
Actually it IS Jazzhands from 20 years in the future. “Timeshare” is code for “time machine”.
Thanks man, already feeling a bit better today. Hoping to be 100% by Saturday.
Also you guys were talking about Lou Dobbs no longer being on the Trump Train, but afaik he is still fully shilling for Trump. His show tonight definitely indicates he is, at least.
https://twitter.com/LouDobbs/status/1179774813553995777
Yeah, I watch Dobbs a lot – wrong take. He’s still a big defender “of this President”
I said it before in early 2017 when I was Boss Zogg on Twatter: Trump should have sent all his friends and family to a safe country and done an address to the nation in which he told us who really runs the government. He could have had millions in DC marching to the CIA but he cucked six microseconds after being elected. He ran on “drain the swamp” then he appointed the swamp to run his regime. He threw his hardest core supporters under the bus. Now when he needs them, they’re gone. This sturry is better than Tom… Read more »
Gargle warm salt water a few times a day to soothe sore throat
Everyone should leave bananas at the statue.
Hahaha way to butcher that opening.
It was a moment of silence for Jazz’s voice.
Levels of vocal fry I never thought possible.
That was a much needed moment of silence to remove our hats and commemorate the late, great voice of Jazzhands McFeels.
Fuck. You had the same joke. I didn’t mean to steal it.
No problem, mmmbud.
I pictured you posting that, then scrolling down barely half a click and saying “fuck!” It makes it even funnier that both comments are right next to each other.
Too much time with the beach friends
I think Trump wants them to impeach him.
You’re right, he’s been baiting them so hard. This week was a laugh riot as the Democrats seemed intent on burning their party to the ground.
“This week was a laugh riot as the Democrats seemed intent on burning their party to the ground.”
I’m not convinced that the Dems are any more intent on that than the Reps are.
Remove all dual citizens from all official positions. Mandatory Aliyah.
That eerie 30 second silence after the music faded out made me think Moike was doing production again.
Was relieved to hear McFeels croak his opening bit.
I thought my earbuds stopped working and FTN was blaring out at work
Kind of a terrifying feeling, isn’t it?
“OH FUCK THEY KNOW!”
Stoplight with windows down *turns down volume*
I keep thinking jazz is ethnarc because of the voice
Sounds like there was some serious debating going on over that timeshare
Jimmy Buffett won
Parrot Heads are high energy party animals, dead heads and beetle fans were blown the fuck out almost immediately and a hotly contested win over rolling stoners but it ultimately came down to Beach Boy fans and Parrot Heads as they battled it out for King Boomer.
*I unironically like the beach boys tbh
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Take care of those vocal chords, Jazzhands!
Vocal fry
Vocal nodules
Maybe you just have a cold, or something, but food for thought… Gotta’ make it intact for arbitrary carbon-based mammalian digit number multiplier significance of show 300!
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Ketanji Brown Jackson
JFC what’s that???
A United States District Judge of the United States District Court for the District of Columbia.
Yeah.
She’s probably qualified
Qualified to roll around barrels of malaria water.
“Qualified to roll around barrels of malaria water.”
I think she’s the one in the middle.
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
haha holy fuck jazzhands RIP
start recording video from now on
This image leaves me concerned, will consume product later. Love having Allsup on the show now.
Allsup is doing a good job, but I think he’s wrong about Lou Dobbs. I haven’t heard Lou criticize Trump recently. On the contrary!