This is my new favourite “Prep In The Car” episode.
anon
Quality bit. đ It’s amusing at 0:55 when Mike realizes that he’s a hologram manlet.
dr_snekkyl
Totally agreed on the alpha family man having the stationwagon. Got an old one to learn some maintenance, and start camping and hiking more. Planning to have kids next year as well so can give them wholesome holidays. Would highly recommend.
USChimpWrangler
My dad taught me one thing regarding owning a car
your ass should own a truck that lets you haul things because do you really want to be the guy who has to go ask/pay someone else to help you move your woman’s things like you a bitch.
If you are going to have a family get yourself something that you can move the family around in as a secondary car. If you can’t afford a secondary car you probably can’t afford a family.
prufrock
Someone mail Sven a steering wheel for this bit.
Partymir Fuckpewtin
Make that a Joy-Con Wheel for the Nintendo Switch.
Chuck Kegel
For some reason Jews love the game of nigger bounce. My Dad preferred boxing, aka ânigger hit.â
Maurice Haberdasher
We’re only a few revisions away from the Apostles Quantavius and Shermaneekqwa.
Jayoh fanboy
Even if itâs a girl, Jayohâs kid better pop out with a goatee and cigarette clenched between its teeth.
Bogdanoff
Wakanda tier Hollywood special effects đ
USChimpWrangler
Cruisin at the end of the world
SAM HOUSTON
But who gets to ride the bomb???
Alex or Striker?
USChimpWrangler
Only one man can be trusted to ride it to glory
Jayoh fanboy
Muh neutron fiber
USChimpWrangler
Uh oh, they cruising in the wrong neighborhood
SAM HOUSTON
Watch out for PEDESTRIANS!?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&rect=6%2C326%2C2217%2C1077&q=45&auto=format&w=1356&h=668&fit=crop
“Former Astros pitcher Jim Bouton (1969-1970) married Paula Kurman in 1978; although he raised his stepchildren with Paulaâs Jewish faith, the author of âBall Fourâ never himself converted. On the other hand, Skip Jutze (1973-1976), who caught the Astros for several seasons in the 1970s, did convert to Judaism.”
umm go-, I mean, guys, I think this footage is “””DOCTORED”””. Guess we’ll have to go to CNN for our cold takes! They’re never doctored anything!
t. moshe shekelkidrapestein
The Real Bud Fox
Lookin’ thin Moike
SAM HOUSTON
“The true alpha family man has the station wagon”
Damn straight!
13black50crime
Man I wish cars had AESTHETICS again.
Cartmanblue
Mike looks a lot thinner. When did this happen?
USChimpWrangler
Anti ranch keto diet.
Walter Malone
Tooth pain takes a lot out of a guy.
SAM HOUSTON
“When did this happen?”
He was spending so much time being interrogated by airport cops he couldn’t get a decent meal!
LineInTheSand
They pulled out Mike’s hidden diamonds and he lost 10 pounds
SAM HOUSTON
Holy shit! It’s the neo-Nazi version of Green Screen Adventures!
Barstool is run by a seemingly chill Semite named Dave Portnoy, so take this with a grain of kosher salt, but… Mickey Mantle was supposedly quite the degenerate
This would be even better if you changed seats to make it look like Moik is driving. Maybe have him hold something (i.e. a sangwich) to simulate a steering wheel.
Also, would it be possible to get a still image of the car interior, crop out the window parts and superimpose it over some stock footage of traffic and use the result for greenscreen hijinks?
JohnnyTightlips
That Sven with the sunglasses popping in freaked me the fuck out
Jayoh fanboy
Cruisinâ In the boomer gulf war missile way.
Tam
Needs to be in black and white for that 50s movie aesthetic
So a kidnapping and murder and those days would have rocked the nation and did.
And now today some 50 something years later, that crime is just considered typical Nigger behavior
SAM HOUSTON
Let’s be frank it was always considered typical nigger behavior it’s just that we had segregation to help prevent it. The shocking thing was that these White dudes acted like niggers. We hadn’t created a way to help prevent THAT!
USChimpWrangler
What’s the thing is every group has its psychopaths we have them the blacks have them, the difference is when are psychopaths run around and commit atrocities we look on and horror and want these animals removed from society. when blacks have their psychopaths running around committing atrocities they put them on pedestals worship them and make them their leaders and something to aspire to.
vadhajtaska
This is a novel way of doing prep in the car.
Pattern_Blind
Not gay in the robbing people to pay for your boyfriends sex change way? I was wondering who was pitching here?!? Badoosh!
Pico Libre
F…f…first?
Esgee
Congratulations!! đ
Pico Libre
Thanks fam. I claim these downvotes for F5 Gang. F5 Gang forever!
LOL This is great!
This is my new favourite “Prep In The Car” episode.
Quality bit. đ It’s amusing at 0:55 when Mike realizes that he’s a hologram manlet.
Totally agreed on the alpha family man having the stationwagon. Got an old one to learn some maintenance, and start camping and hiking more. Planning to have kids next year as well so can give them wholesome holidays. Would highly recommend.
My dad taught me one thing regarding owning a car
your ass should own a truck that lets you haul things because do you really want to be the guy who has to go ask/pay someone else to help you move your woman’s things like you a bitch.
If you are going to have a family get yourself something that you can move the family around in as a secondary car. If you can’t afford a secondary car you probably can’t afford a family.
Someone mail Sven a steering wheel for this bit.
Make that a Joy-Con Wheel for the Nintendo Switch.
For some reason Jews love the game of nigger bounce. My Dad preferred boxing, aka ânigger hit.â
We’re only a few revisions away from the Apostles Quantavius and Shermaneekqwa.
Even if itâs a girl, Jayohâs kid better pop out with a goatee and cigarette clenched between its teeth.
Wakanda tier Hollywood special effects đ
Cruisin at the end of the world
But who gets to ride the bomb???
Alex or Striker?
Only one man can be trusted to ride it to glory
Muh neutron fiber
Uh oh, they cruising in the wrong neighborhood
Watch out for PEDESTRIANS!
?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&rect=6%2C326%2C2217%2C1077&q=45&auto=format&w=1356&h=668&fit=crop
OH GAWD!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perfect!
ok this is epic
“Former Astros pitcher Jim Bouton (1969-1970) married Paula Kurman in 1978; although he raised his stepchildren with Paulaâs Jewish faith, the author of âBall Fourâ never himself converted. On the other hand, Skip Jutze (1973-1976), who caught the Astros for several seasons in the 1970s, did convert to Judaism.”
https://bill37mccurdy.com/2017/11/26/jewish-astros-leave-mark-on-local-history/
umm go-, I mean, guys, I think this footage is “””DOCTORED”””. Guess we’ll have to go to CNN for our cold takes! They’re never doctored anything!
t. moshe shekelkidrapestein
Lookin’ thin Moike
“The true alpha family man has the station wagon”
Damn straight!
Man I wish cars had AESTHETICS again.
Mike looks a lot thinner. When did this happen?
Anti ranch keto diet.
Tooth pain takes a lot out of a guy.
“When did this happen?”
He was spending so much time being interrogated by airport cops he couldn’t get a decent meal!
They pulled out Mike’s hidden diamonds and he lost 10 pounds
Holy shit! It’s the neo-Nazi version of Green Screen Adventures!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Screen_Adventures
Barstool is run by a seemingly chill Semite named Dave Portnoy, so take this with a grain of kosher salt, but… Mickey Mantle was supposedly quite the degenerate
https://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/just-a-quick-reminder-that-mickey-mantle-was-quite-possibly-the-most-savage-human-being-to-ever-walk-the-earth
“seemingly chill Semite”
A creature as rare as the Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat.
You should mix it up like in Airplane, where the scenes in the back got progressively more outrageous. Eventually they were being chased by Indians.
Airplane scene for reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrktxWUgcyA
The cyclist he hit was named Striker, but should have been McNabb
This works amazingly well. That disorienting feeling caused by PITC not being in the car is gone and I’m a level 6 autist!
Then Babe RUTH, was he ((( ))) ??? Wasn’t he bangin Marilyn?
You’re thinking of Joe DiMaggio.
“Then Babe RUTH, was he ((( ))) ??? ”
NO he wasn’t! He was of German descent.
From Wikipedia:
“George Herman Ruth Jr. was born in 1895 at 216 Emory Street in the Pigtown section of Baltimore, Maryland. Ruth’s parents, Katherine (nĂ©e Schamberger) and George Herman Ruth Sr., were both of German ancestry. According to the 1880 census, his parents were born in Maryland. His paternal grandparents were from Prussia and Hanover.”
I’m pretty sure no Jew ever lived in “Pigtown”.
This would be even better if you changed seats to make it look like Moik is driving. Maybe have him hold something (i.e. a sangwich) to simulate a steering wheel.
Also, would it be possible to get a still image of the car interior, crop out the window parts and superimpose it over some stock footage of traffic and use the result for greenscreen hijinks?
That Sven with the sunglasses popping in freaked me the fuck out
Cruisinâ In the boomer gulf war missile way.
Needs to be in black and white for that 50s movie aesthetic
Like this?
“Like this?”
That looks like a trailer for a remake of In Cold Blood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loRNwWFHvwY
So a kidnapping and murder and those days would have rocked the nation and did.
And now today some 50 something years later, that crime is just considered typical Nigger behavior
Let’s be frank it was always considered typical nigger behavior it’s just that we had segregation to help prevent it. The shocking thing was that these White dudes acted like niggers. We hadn’t created a way to help prevent THAT!
What’s the thing is every group has its psychopaths we have them the blacks have them, the difference is when are psychopaths run around and commit atrocities we look on and horror and want these animals removed from society. when blacks have their psychopaths running around committing atrocities they put them on pedestals worship them and make them their leaders and something to aspire to.
This is a novel way of doing prep in the car.
Not gay in the robbing people to pay for your boyfriends sex change way? I was wondering who was pitching here?!? Badoosh!
F…f…first?
Congratulations!! đ
Thanks fam. I claim these downvotes for F5 Gang. F5 Gang forever!