The Hilarity of Postmodernism: Some Fat Chick In A Bikini

[Source]

So a pudgy white woman has found a way to validate her fragile ego and possibly sell a few of her stupid sex stories.  Cue feels and empty “conversations” about society that do nothing for anybody, like, ever.  Leave it to a generation of overfed English degrees to confuse empowerment with advertisement.

Continue reading

A Glimpse Into a Liberal Future: The Towson Debate Team

On March 24th, 2014, a pair of African American women hailing from Towson University (lol Matt Heimbach) won the Cross Examination Debate Association’s national Championship at Indiana University. It was a first for formal college debate–a pair of African American females winning a major national debate by a 7-4 vote.

Pictured: The 2024 Presidential Debate
Pictured: The 2024 Presidential Debate

Continue reading

I Hate John Green

Let me introduce my readers to what could easily be the most punchable face I’ve ever seen.

Author John Green’s enlightened argument against common sense doesn’t help the case against his face.  Especially when his “enlightenment” translates to seeing your crotch as a whole grain cereal.  johngreen

Continue reading

Jen Sorenson’s Totalitarian Feelocracy

Behold, the stupidest thing I have seen today…  And it’s 2am.  Dammit.

Trigger Warning: Jen Sorenson

feels

1. Funny how “freedom” when dealing with human actors always becomes something inherently unequal.  Jen ignores this.  Of course.  Jen instead projects a conception of freedom that involves reality catering to her wants.  Of course.

Continue reading

Against Libertarian Postmodernism

So, yesterday FEE published an article by Jeffrey Tucker.  It was awful.

I am of the opinion that Mr. Tucker wears his bow tie much too tightly these days; it seems to be cutting off circulation to his brain.  Or perhaps it’s all the Rentseekerwitz farts he’s been sniffing?

Whatever the reason, Tucker’s progressive softening of the mind has led him to embark on a campaign not only against his ideological fellow travelers, but against reality itself.

postmodern
Jeff Tucker’s Libertarianism as a pastel Frankenstein

Continue reading

Know Too Much: Belle Knox’s Family

“Devout Catholic dad returns from Afghanistan to find his daughter is a porn star!”

The absolute worst thing about this link is the question posed within the article’s picture.  Over a CATHEDRAL, no less.

sick
To ask the question is to answer “no.”

Continue reading

Death of Honor

Western societal honor has been sacrificed upon the altar of the post-modern. That’s the simple fact of the matter. Honor is now foreign to the mind of the West, and there truly is no standard set for the Western individual. Why should we hold honor in such high regard? What is honor? Why was honor sacrificed?

In all corners of the Earth where honor can historically/presently be found, it is generally defined the same way regardless of culture or region. Honor is the eternal reputation of the self. It is not necessarily defined by intelligence, cunning, strength, speed, or talent. Honor is worthiness, loyalty, truthfulness, respect, being well-mannered, having discipline, and being humble. Ultimately, one of high honor was of high value to society, and held in high regard. Therefore, the actions of the honorable were something to pay mind.

The greatest of us once died for honor.
The greatest of us once died for honor.

Continue reading

It Is Never Happening

wakeup

Maybe it will happen.  doompaul.jpg

Perhaps the West will collapse.  Perhaps global dominance will finally slip away from the Hydra in Washington.  Perhaps the social welfare programs will finally be too much for the domestic economy to bear.  Perhaps the demographic and political trajectory of the West will lead to unrest, mass secession, a collapse of the dollar, riots, even a Day of the Rope.

Perhaps from this conflict will arise a revolutionary vanguard to seize the apparatus of state and finally steer Americans to a glorious new future.  Or something.

…Except civilization is not so precariously perched, and it’s not happening any time soon…  Probably ever.  Yeah, sorry-not-sorry to break this to you.

Continue reading

Solus Mater (Mother Alone)

Today’s social network dumpster dive brings us Awkward Moments Children’s Bible, and a picture of what is quite possibly the bravest thing I have seen on Facebook.  Like, ever.

It's a trick question.

 It’s a trick question.  We’ll get to that shortly.

Continue reading