I Hate John Green

Let me introduce my readers to what could easily be the most punchable face I’ve ever seen.

Author John Green’s enlightened argument against common sense doesn’t help the case against his face.  Especially when his “enlightenment” translates to seeing your crotch as a whole grain cereal.  johngreen

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Jen Sorenson’s Totalitarian Feelocracy

Behold, the stupidest thing I have seen today…  And it’s 2am.  Dammit.

Trigger Warning: Jen Sorenson

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1. Funny how “freedom” when dealing with human actors always becomes something inherently unequal.  Jen ignores this.  Of course.  Jen instead projects a conception of freedom that involves reality catering to her wants.  Of course.

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Against Libertarian Postmodernism

So, yesterday FEE published an article by Jeffrey Tucker.  It was awful.

I am of the opinion that Mr. Tucker wears his bow tie much too tightly these days; it seems to be cutting off circulation to his brain.  Or perhaps it’s all the Rentseekerwitz farts he’s been sniffing?

Whatever the reason, Tucker’s progressive softening of the mind has led him to embark on a campaign not only against his ideological fellow travelers, but against reality itself.

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Jeff Tucker’s Libertarianism as a pastel Frankenstein

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Know Too Much: Belle Knox’s Family

“Devout Catholic dad returns from Afghanistan to find his daughter is a porn star!”

The absolute worst thing about this link is the question posed within the article’s picture.  Over a CATHEDRAL, no less.

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To ask the question is to answer “no.”

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Death of Honor

Western societal honor has been sacrificed upon the altar of the post-modern. That’s the simple fact of the matter. Honor is now foreign to the mind of the West, and there truly is no standard set for the Western individual. Why should we hold honor in such high regard? What is honor? Why was honor sacrificed?

In all corners of the Earth where honor can historically/presently be found, it is generally defined the same way regardless of culture or region. Honor is the eternal reputation of the self. It is not necessarily defined by intelligence, cunning, strength, speed, or talent. Honor is worthiness, loyalty, truthfulness, respect, being well-mannered, having discipline, and being humble. Ultimately, one of high honor was of high value to society, and held in high regard. Therefore, the actions of the honorable were something to pay mind.

The greatest of us once died for honor.

The greatest of us once died for honor.

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The Dildonic Treadmill

A portmanteau of hedonic and dildos, The Dildonic Treadmill refers to the tendency of humans to quickly return to a relatively stable state of vulgarized intellectual comfort despite major changes in ideology.  This term was developed from recent reactions over the shift in our blog’s trajectory.

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It Is Never Happening

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Maybe it will happen.  doompaul.jpg

Perhaps the West will collapse.  Perhaps global dominance will finally slip away from the Hydra in Washington.  Perhaps the social welfare programs will finally be too much for the domestic economy to bear.  Perhaps the demographic and political trajectory of the West will lead to unrest, mass secession, a collapse of the dollar, riots, even a Day of the Rope.

Perhaps from this conflict will arise a revolutionary vanguard to seize the apparatus of state and finally steer Americans to a glorious new future.  Or something.

…Except civilization is not so precariously perched, and it’s not happening any time soon…  Probably ever.  Yeah, sorry-not-sorry to break this to you.

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Solus Mater (Mother Alone)

Today’s social network dumpster dive brings us Awkward Moments Children’s Bible, and a picture of what is quite possibly the bravest thing I have seen on Facebook.  Like, ever.

It's a trick question.

 It’s a trick question.  We’ll get to that shortly.

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The Super Bowl, Buttercucks and SWPL-Cola

So, something of political importance happened in America during yesterday’s sportball event. I know, because within 24 hours my feed has been inundated with boycott petitions and appeals to the bandwagon fallacy.

I know I know, they’re being ridiculous. It’s only a ball game. They are being totally extreme and it was only a commercial or some commercials. This kind of reaction totally reflects their horrible politics and validates everything you laugh about on Jon Stewart’s show. Coincidentally, have you considered killing yourself?

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