The Daily Shoah! Episode 3: Summer Chimpout Edition

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In this week’s Daily Shoah we have an emergency Death Panel session to discuss the recent events in Ferguson, Missouri followed by this weeks JQ minute by our pal Morriaku.

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Dindu Nuffins Murdered by Racist Ferguson Cops

On Saturday, August 9th, promising young black activist Michael Brown was ruthlessly assassinated by a white supremacist Ferguson policeman as the officer drove to his monthly Klan rally. According to reports, Brown was sitting on a park bench reading Michael Foucault’s “Discipline and Punish” to a group of street orphans when the cop parked alongside the curb, shouted “Niggers ain’t supposed to be readin’ boy!” and fatally shot Brown as he vainly attempted to shield himself from the deadly hail of gunfire behind his Noam Chomsky filled bookbag. As the youth lay gasping for breath, his last words were “Weep not for me, but for the future of our people.”

The black community of Ferguson, long held captive under the boot-heels of the all white Ku Klux Law Enforcement Brigade, finally rallied to action, ousted the vile racists, and took back their city. The police chief was revealed to be a Grand Dragon on national television, and was killed by a single shot from actor Jamie Foxx’s .45 caliber handgun while attempting to escape to his private helicopter pad with a black female hostage.

This is for Dindu, cracker.
This is for Dindu, cracka!

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White People Are Like, Dumb and Bad and Stuff

Today’s piece of insufferably snotty SWPL status signaling comes to us courtesy of Ward Sutton, editorial cartoonist for the The Boston Globe. I would repost the entire thing here, but I genuinely don’t want to get into copyright issues with a major newspaper, so just go there to read it. We’ll be here when you get back. (Trigger warning: Appallingly arrogant liberal snarkiness.)

Now that's what I call edgy.
Now that’s what I call edgy.

This cartoon is not funny. Well, save for the gag about American Southwest themed art being crap. That gave me a bit of a chuckle. But other than that, this is about the level of humor and thoughtfulness we can expect from this particular flavor of liberal cartoon propaganda. You know the type. The sort of dreck that is meant to appeal to the average 6/10 brahmin female with thick-rimmed hipster glasses, and whatever beta cuck liberal male she happens to be friendzoning at the moment. See also, Tom Tomorrow, Jen Sorenson etc. The most annoying thing about this sort of slop is the pretense of edginess it puts on while falling square in the middle of pedestrian, mainstream, white elite opinion and narrative.

Protip: If it’s published in a newspaper owned by a billionaire with readership in the millions, it’s not edgy.

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Social Myopia

Source: The BULLY PROJECT

isabellaOur topic today is not the photo you see here.

Sure, the “social justice selfie” is tiresome at this point.  Sure, these pictures usually signal that someone is more interested in their self than the message.

Unlike a previous article, however, I see reason to give this mom the benefit of the doubt.  The sign may be illogical, but neither is it poisonous.  I have reason to believe the mother has the best intentions for her daughter at heart.  I don’t really care much about the impact of saying “retarded,” what I like here is the idea of someone caring about this child.  That’s ultimately the most important thing.

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#DetroitWater: Responsibility Is Hard

turn“You can now pay someone’s delinquent Detroit water bill online!” writes Kiratiana Freelon at the Washington Post.  How wonderful.

The Detroit Water Project, started by two women on twitter (and people with, you know, actual programming and organizational experience), has seen coverage by news outlets like Al Jazeera, The Atlantic, and CBS.

I find myself asking if this project was something liberal whites have been anticipating…  I then laugh at myself for asking such a silly question.

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Hobby Lobby’s Birth Controlocaust

[Source] – Who else but Huffpo?

So yesterday with a snicker-snack! the Supreme Court delivered a terrible blow to women’s rights or something with a split decision in favor of businesses refusing to cover contraception on the basis of religious beliefs.

Behold, America’s impending theocratic oppression.  Or something.

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Secession and Skyrim

This post is going to consist of two parts. The first part will explain why I am in favor of secession and, in particular, a group of almost all whites seceding from the United states. In the second part I will respond to an article recently posted on this site which critiqued the idea of secession.

America’s Dark(er) Future

The demographics of the United States are changing. Increasingly, White’s share of the population is diminishing and the share of Blacks and Hispanics is increasing. Within 30 years whites are projected to be a minority in the United states. In part, this is because of immigration. As of 2013 there are approximately 40 million immigrants living in the United States and most of them are Hispanic. Birth rates also play an important in explaining why America is becoming increasingly non-white. In 2012 the Hispanic birth rate, defined as births per 1000 people, was 17, the Black birth rate was 15, and the White birth rate was 11. In fact, the white birth rate is not only lower than that of non whites but also below replacement level. Each year there are more white deaths than white births in the United States.

Birth Rates by Race

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A Glimpse Into a Liberal Future: The Towson Debate Team

On March 24th, 2014, a pair of African American women hailing from Towson University (lol Matt Heimbach) won the Cross Examination Debate Association’s national Championship at Indiana University. It was a first for formal college debate–a pair of African American females winning a major national debate by a 7-4 vote.

Pictured: The 2024 Presidential Debate
Pictured: The 2024 Presidential Debate

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The Limits Of Mediocrity

Source: Will Moyer

Though my relationship with the ideology has been stormy to say the least, I ultimately concede my politics and philosophy to be libertarian.

Despite my blatant polemics, inevitably I uphold liberty, the quality to control one’s actions, as the highest end.  Human society cannot work without human action, the limitations of civilization require a degree of freedom for it’s citizenry.   A coherent society must seek and maintain a middle ground between these two forces.  While I maintain that our current incoherence is due to embracing individual hedonism over social standards, I cannot agree with an argument that the hierarchy must always supersede the individual.  From what I have seen, to invert the poisoned beliefs underling the anarchist milieu will only serve to accomplish the very same deconstruction of both man and state.

That said, I find that there is no limit of charlatans and morons willing to remind me why I took issue with libertarianism to begin with.

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