Standard SJW bio: black thick-rimmed glasses, colored hair, humble-bragging activism, 'quirky' and 'clever' hobbies.
Inspired by this lovely article from Mashable (read: Ovenable)
You're all about thoughtful bigotry. Your favorite word is "Zyklon". You're constantly on that fat shaming, commie killing, George Zimmerzammering grind. I mean, come on, you even