Look at You, You’re the Fake News Now

The meme war continues to twist and turn mere days into 2017, and Trump continues to ravage the left at trans-dimensional backgammon. I know, I know; ascribing Trump's broadsides to 4-D chess is overused and generally a big-if-true kind of deduction, but hear me out.

The mainstream media came up

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Ask Waifus: The Importance of Being Aesthetic

Dear 3D Waifus,

I'm a 22-year old college student with good career prospects for the future. For the past few months I've been dating a blonde Aryan goddess with incredible DD breasts. She is easily the most attractive girl I've ever been with.

The problem is that she is average

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A Vodka For Your Thoughts

The news has been inundated with claims of Russian interference in the U.S. election. The Hillary losers just can’t fathom that running a tired, old, and sick lesbian was not a winning strategy.

During this dust-up, the pols and media have been in a frenzy over leaked e-mails

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Skinning the Invisible Knapsack, Part 4 of 5

Among schoolgoys, there is a rather vindictive prank one can do to a classmate who has left his backpack or bookbag unattended, known as skinning. The bag is emptied of its contents, turned inside out, and then zipped back up with all of its contents inside.

In 1988, Peggy McIntosh

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