Most people understand that Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever is super God-damn serious, even if they’re just hearing about it for the first time. It makes your cells explode and you die quite literally covered in bleeding sores, crying blood and shitting out your own intestines. So people naturally have questions like: Why isn’t there a vaccine like polio or smallpox? Why is there no treatment at all? Why the fuck aren’t we funding research on this? (Author’s note: you really don’twanna knowabout researchon this.)
Breast cancer research receives more funding than prostate cancer. If the sordid reports of Susan G. Komen pocketing a large portion of the donations are true, I imagine that may have something to do with cancerless boobs not being given to you. Viagra being a boner pill was a surprise; it was originally meant to treat hypertension. Turns out, it’s easier to make a wiener move than to beat cancer. #sorrynotsorry
In this week’s Struggle Session the TRS Death Panel praise the great Augusto Pinoche Ugarte for his epic smackdown of international communism in his native Chile. Pathetic leftists myths and narratives are crushed with stubborn facts, and because Britain is faggots. Morrakiu brings us another brilliant Merchant Minute.
As the commentary around the recent deaths of Augusto Pinochet, S. Truett Cathy and the career of Mel Gibson made abundantly clear, most of what Americans think they know about liberalism and Nazism is arrant nonsense. This is not surprising, given our country’s history of Brown Scares designed to impress that anti-liberalism is tantamount to genocide. In 2014, though, we are too far removed from the Second War-era threat of Jewish annihilation to continue without taking stock of the hype we’ve been made, despite Harry Allen’s famous injunction, to believe. So, here are seven bogus claims people make about Nazism and liberalism.
I know there’s been a lot of hand wringing lately over the fate of jolly ol’ England and the real-world consequences of all that vibrant diversity getting imported into the ancestral home of so many of us. News stories about Pakistani rape cover-ups and British soldiers being hacked apart in the streets of London by lunatic Muslim extremists might trigger an instinctive sense of alarm or sympathetic concern for the fate of England, but seriously, fuck that country.
I am not known for environmentalism. “Conservation” for me is picking up after myself and not overfishing the local lake. I will recycle when it’s available, but I am not keeping up with those extra bins at home. That’s a headache and I have better things to do; dragoon those sickly Honduran children to recycle my shit for me.
Don’t get me started on the bizarre lifestyles greenies indulge in, like non-GMO diets or shitting in cat boxes or living in a closet. I already have a God I seek forgiveness from, and Thoreau was mediocre anyway.
I want to own an electric or hybrid vehicle like I want a haircut from an ISIL militant. I’m jonesing for a big ole’ diesel truck like every other red-blooded American male.
Sunday’s “People’s Climate March” in New York City prompted the Death Panel to convene, postpone their plans for this weeks episode and discuss the insanity. Unqualified Expert in Fucking Loving Science “Hateful Heretic” joins us and explains how to get your solar panel array to generate 1,488 jiggawatts of white power. Morrakiu blesses us yet again with another installment of The Merchant Minute.
There has been a recent barrage of talk radio and print media commentary regarding the Ray Rice incident and domestic violence in general. It is almost as if the commentators and general public have recently discovered the concept of domestic violence. This is nothing new. This would be a non-issue if it had not been for the video of Mr. Rice assaulting his fiancé. Some other NFL player got busted for whooping his son with a switch. They will probably root out a few other perpetrators of these “heinous” crimes.
An interesting thing to note is that domestic violence takes place every day and in all areas of the world. It is almost comical that a group of “professional” athletes are expected to rise above this shitty facet of reality. The NFL is the first structured environment many of these men have ever been a part of. Many of them have upbringings conducive to violence and/or are naturally inclined to it based on race (see Monoamine Oxidase A). These athletes are held to standards they cannot be reasonably expected to achieve.