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“A Poem for Dzhokhar” Amanda Palmer (part II)

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you don’t know how you wound up with honey nut cheerios in your shopping cart when all you came to the store for was some cream cheese

you don’t know what kind of sound an Amazonian bird makes after one of her babies fails to hatch
you don’t know what it’s like to have two in the pink, five in the stink

you don’t know what it’s like to pet a horse but get the feeling that that horse wouldn’t want to pet you back if you were a horse and it was a human

you don’t know what it’s like to have anal leakage in a slowly descending elevator

you don’t know what it’s like to bomb a marathon full of people, killing three and maiming dozens of others, oh wait yes you do lol

you don’t know what it’s like to stick your murderous teenage cock in some wet dripping amanda palmer pussy during a conjugal visit, but you will soon

you will soon

you will soon

you will soon

you will soon

Rape makes me moist

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moistLeftists are having a field day with the response of some media outlets to the Stubenville rape verdict, namely the response of CNN. Left-leaning CNN sacrificed itself for the consumption of its leftist base by running a segment in which they expressed some bizarre and seemingly thoughtless rape apologetics. As if reading straight from the feminist handbook of “How to Demonstrate Rape Culture”, they lament that the two rapists will tragically serve a year in a kiddie detention facility. This is especially tragic to their community because they are two high-school football stars, so obviously they were slated to become instrumental members of society in addition to being current staples of the panem et circenses. CNN barely acknowledges the girl or her humanity. They even score bonus points from the feminists by mentioning alcohol, implying that the boys could not be held responsible because they were drunk. Of course the feminists think this is bullshit, which it is, but these same feminists will call you a rapist if you even dare suggest that a woman who’s had a glass of wine be held responsible for her actions.

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DIY Science Experiment: Race-Baiting a Pool of Liberals

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I’ll admit right off the bat that the following is as much of an “experiment” as is a little kid pouring baking soda into a bottle of vinegar. You know what the outcome is going to be going into it, but you do it anyways because it gives you a kick and is fun to watch. That being said…

You will need:
A Facebook troll account, preferably a female with a dumb liberal avatar

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Instructions:
1. With your Facebook troll account, go onto several liberal Facebook pages and find recent postings by the page that have nothing to do with race (this might be difficult depending on what page you are on).
2. On these statuses, make baseless vitriolic claims claiming racism where there is none.
3. Bookmark all the statuses where you made posts, and check them after 24 hours.
4. Observe the disproportionate number of “likes” your comments got compared to other comments close to yours.

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The Help: A generous serving of shit pie

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About a year ago, I watched the movie “The Help”. Unsurprisingly, it turned out to be a heaping helping of anti-white propaganda. There is a scene in the movie where a black maid asks the white family she works for to loan her the money she needs; they say no, and the viewer is supposed to seethe with rage at the greedy white devils who have the audacity to refuse a loan to a black woman. The pinnacle of tragedy, however, occurs when that maid is arrested for stealing a ring from that white family and pawning it off. As a true testament to the infinite unfairness of the universe, director Tate Taylor attempts to strain the viewer’s heartstrings to an unbearable tension as he depicts a black woman actually being held accountable for stealing from whites.

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In honor of Black Pity Month

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With Black Pity Month fanning the flames, I’m going to get this off my chest. If you are black and you are absolutely stuck on blaming environmental factors, as opposed to your DNA, on your shit rank in life (despite affirmative action, white guilt, white fear, pro-integration propaganda everywhere, minority scholarships, drastically lowered academic standards, etc. etc.), then you have only two people to blame: your mother and your father. Do not take your jealous anger out on whites just because overall they are born into more stable family structures. A stable family is not a “privilege”; it should be a given, and if it’s not, the people responsible for creating the failed family are to blame.

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