CIA Torture Report Reveals Americans Are Pussies

Recently a Senate report revealed the CIA has been using “harsh interrogation techniques” on prisoners, much to the mock outcry of the hand-wringing bleeding heart liberal masses. USA Today wonders “What the World Is Saying” about our naughty misdeeds against terrorists (Spoilers, Russia took this as an opportunity to get in a jab against Obama), while Libertarian sites like Lewrockwell.com overflow with pious moralizing about the Nazi CIA and their inhumane torture of over 6 million Jews Arabs. Facebook threads abound with frumpy liberals hopping up on moral high horses and voicing their sobrave.jpeg condemnations of US conduct towards prisoners. The overall narrative hasn’t changed at all since Bad Goyim Ward Churchill published “On The Justice of Roosting Chickens“, a seminal piece of victim blaming more notable for the controversial assertion Jew capitalists in the World Trade Center were “little Eichmanns” than for its predictable Chomskyite stance on US Imperialism directly resulting in “blowback”. The gist of it is, America is an Evil Empire, and it’s morally wrong for us to harm a hair on the head of those brave little freedom fighters flying planes into our skyscrapers.

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No Defending the Death of Eric Garner

I know it’s tempting to get complacent about the deaths of Dindus and assume any time there’s a media case involving police and the colored community it must be liberals willfully misreporting something to advance a predictable cat lady narrative about systemic racism, but the July death of a Basketball American from the efforts of law enforcement officers to arrest him just looks criminally negligent all by itself, shrill bleating about prejudice notwithstanding.

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The TRS Holiday Shopping Guide: A Daily Shoah Excerpt

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Always looking to help out with the stress of the Holiday season, the marketing team at TRS has whipped up yet another shopping guide to help you find just the right thing for the white people in your life. Last time we covered a selection of essentials for any alienated, rebellious teenage anarchist you may know. This time we have researched the hottest items of the season for that extra-special 20-something, angst-ridden, tree-hugging, earth-worshipping hippie in your family.

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TRS Holiday Shopping Guide: The Edgy Teenage Leftist Starter Pack

We here at TRS know that shopping for the Holidays can be difficult, especially if you’re trying to fight hetero-patriarchial white colonialist capitalism while also taking advantage of super low prices and online deals created by exploitative mega-corporations. To take some of the stress out of buying gifts for that angst-ridden disenfranchised teenager in your life, we’ve compiled this handy starter pack of items you can package inside this stylish Hammer and Sickle Gift Wrap. Now just $21.95 from Zazzle! Great for wrapping a special surprise for the petite bourgeois, college-aged, revolutionary intellectual in your life. Celebrate Christmas and the glorious worker’s republic at the same time!

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A Letter to the Right: Stop Failing Liberal Shit-Tests

If there is one major insight TRS has formed about the culture wars, it’s that the Right needs to quit letting the Left harry them into submission by agreeing to play the “I’m Not a Bigot Game.” Every single time a liberal convinces a conservative the burden of proof is on them to establish a lack of racism/bigotry/sexism, the entire alt-right collectively facepalms over their stupidity. Don’t play the damn game in the first place.

The most poignant example of this occurred recently when scientist Matt Taylor found himself in boiling hot water over his personal choice in T-shirts. Rather than simply smirk over a glass of single malt scotch and tell the Feminist Inquisition to go fuck themselves with the dildos they rode in on, Taylor instead publicly apologized and cried over the ordeal. Really brah? These ninnies are whining about a T-shirt made for you BY A FEMINIST WOMAN, and you let the little harpies pick away at you like a bloated piece of roadkill? Just point out that no one deserves to be treated differently because of what they’re wearing, then watch anuses explode when the analogy to rape apologizing penetrates those thick feminist skulls.

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All You Need to Know about Ferguson in One Video

After staying up well past my bedtime engaged in an impromptu Dindopocalypse Party, I crawled out of bed late to open my Chimpmas presents and felt my already dangerously high schadenfruede levels climb into fully toxic overdose status as I sat through Bassem Masri’s last segment of Livestream footage. Here we had a white-presenting kebab LARPer attempting to role play an “ally of the black community” getting his final broadcast cut short by a vibrant youf stealing his iPhone. Did this naive fool not read our TRS SWPL Safari Guide? Did he really think a “white” dude pitifully feigning a negroid “street accent” and issuing helpful commands about avoiding the marching police would honestly be seen as anything but a pathetic fake-ass poseur on holiday? Once my brain recovered from the neurological shock of this supremely ironic adventure in naive SWPL wannabes and the pavement apes who love them, I realized it really does sum up everything one needs to know about Ferguson:

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The Daily Shoah! Episode 14.88 III: The Ministry of Puddin’

In this third installment of Episode 14.88 of the Daily Shoah, the death panel discuss Obama’s executive order regarding illegal immigration, Bill Cosby, and how to ensure all news reporting in the country is accurate. Featuring Chateau Autiste, The Shitlord Report and The Merchant Minute.

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