As you can see from the calendar, the big game is coming up this weekend. I’m sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your negroes is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the pack of negroes from my area smashes into the pack of negroes from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area’s negroes will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. “Ha!” I say to myself with laughter. “What?!” I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your negroes could beat my negroes? It is clear that yours are inferior in every way.
When the sporting contest begins, the negroes in your pack will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my pack to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the negroes representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the negroes in the pack from your area lack. The negroes representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.
I would not be a bit surprised if the negroes in the pack from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.
Do you still doubt that the pack from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our packs’ respective histories. In the past, my negroes have defeated yours on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your pack beat my pack, but those were lucky flukes.
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the pack of negroes from your area, your pack will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.