Old Feminists and Viagra

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Well.

Breast cancer research receives more funding than prostate cancer. If the sordid reports of Susan G. Komen pocketing a large portion of the donations are true, I imagine that may have something to do with cancerless boobs not being given to you. Viagra being a boner pill was a surprise; it was originally meant to treat hypertension. Turns out, it’s easier to make a wiener move than to beat cancer. #sorrynotsorry

Anyway, the reason I bring this meme to the attention of the class is the language used. I’ll highlight the interesting parts below:

“Dear scientists…  Quit playing with your d*cks…  Give us something.”

If the topic and mention of viagra didn’t tell you that this meme was by and for older women, the blatant admission of women lacking agency should.

Womyn today would never admit they are largely uninterested in science and the like. Womyn today would never ever admit that man may fit a role they are not as suited for. Womyn today would never ever ever request anything from a man. This sort of feminist argumentation is so outdated that it may as well be in King James English.

Feminism today is an academic pecking order, a mix between Hunger Games and Postmodernism Generator. Feminism today is about creating elaborate justifications and overwrought rhetorical gymnastics for their childish leeching. To make an open demand for something they can’t achieve on their own is beneath them. It’s about tricking some whelp into doing it for them.

It’s actually quaint to read some old cat lady bitch about stuff she admits she cannot control, especially compared to the stupid filth on xojane or jezebel. It says a hell of a lot that I can picture a woman wearing bell-bottoms and burning a bra and feel nostalgic.

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Bulbasaur is a blue collar worker and part-time polemicist from the Southern U.S.