Touched By A SWPL 2: Sandra Bullock

Today’s subject comes from The Dailymail.

You can quit straining, Sandy: your pet Gary Coleman is big enough to walk.
You can quit straining, Sandy: your pet Gary Coleman is big enough to walk.
Isn’t it beautiful, how liberals frame their nannying of the poor wittle Negro?

Massah Bullock sho’ nuff loves her trophy in White privilege. She gets to blend her real life with her “Blind Side” acting role, being a better role model to progressive women everywhere!

Being raised in the stable home of a single mother Hollywood household will definitely have a positive impact on this Negro child. Maybe Louis will grow up to become another Black Science Guy, or maybe a bounceball star! Heck, maybe someday he’ll knock up some skanky Disney girl. The sky is the limit, oh the places you will go…

…Now be a good boy and look ethnic while mommy poses for pictures with you; she has a movie coming out!

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Bulbasaur is a blue collar worker and part-time polemicist from the Southern U.S.