The Hawthorne Police Do Their Fucking Job

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You all should wear a rottweiler hoodie now.
A few days ago, some pretentious asshole from the urban demographic thought it cute to obstruct justice. As a direct result of his actions, this man can now spend the rest of his life associating Usher with his flailing, dying dog.

In a more sane world, this would be called a “teachable moment,” and not a heartbreaking one. C’est la vie.

This event had all of the right pieces for a media firestorm, it could have become the latest trendy hate. They could have easily pulled a Trayvon; showing pictures of the dog as a puppy for purposeful dissonance. Puppies are cute, doe.

Poor Max the dog could have been the catalyst for much wailing and gnashing of teeth on daytime television.

Except that it’s not.

Apparently, with the lumpenprole’s collective angst focused on that pathetic sham of a murder case in Florida, there simply isn’t any profit to be made stirring the dog-murder pot on The View. Yeah I know, sucks when your society’s morality is determined by a public with the attention span of a gnat.

With the mainstream so occupied, the duty of proving just how low society has fallen has been passed along to the B-team:
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Good goyim. (Comments taken from Libertarian Republic)

Reading this kind of stuff takes me back; I read lewrockwell.com once upon a time.

Here we find another opportunity for the libertarians to feed on the scraps; to try and posture themselves as having a “reasoned” argument against the modern world’s decline.

…Unfortunately, these “rational” thinkers choose to make their case over a man defending himself from an aggressive animal. Yeah, oops.

Let’s start by breaking down the more infantile arguments.

Illegal arrest:” Rosby was blaring music and walking about the perimeter, loudly announcing his presence to the police, asking why there weren’t different ethnicities represented at the crime scene (seriously).

Between his speakers and his ego, Rosby was clearly obstructing justice, making it difficult for the police to listen to suspects and each other… During an active armed robbery.

Waving hand in front of strange dog when it approaches you:” The dog was barking and growling threateningly when the officers were detaining his master, the dog had already established it’s feelings towards the police prior to escaping the vehicle.

If anything, the police officer actually showed an admirable degree of restraint, attempting to dissuade the animal one final time before ventilating it.

“Police are above the law:” …because the officer in the video shot an aggressive dog instead of being bitten. Because the law protects the dog over the man. Cool story, bro.

*Bonus edgy points to these posters above for using retro hippie language.

The ultimate argument made by these edgytarian sub-liberals is that not only should the law be subordinate to the relative feelings of all individuals (lol, “all individuals”), but that an animal has more rights than any human that would choose to represent the State. The individual’s rights apparently end when the individual doesn’t fit the “individual” mold; “the pig” deserved to suffer grievous injuries at the jaws of an 80-pound Rottweiler.

To these revolutionary minds, “liberty” is choosing an aggressive dog and griefing negro over a man who voluntarily chooses to put his life in danger for the safety of others. I would further argue that this morality leads to the destructive notion that man and animal are somehow equal, but I suspect the libertarian mind is incapable of such nuance. They are libertarian, after all.

Fact is, the Hawthorne Police did their fucking job, did it well, and within the boundaries of the law. Libertarians can whine about the cruel immorality of not having everything in existence for sale at a competitive price, but all they come out with is a dead dog.

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Bulbasaur is a blue collar worker and part-time polemicist from the Southern U.S.