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DIY Science Experiment: Race-Baiting a Pool of Liberals

I’ll admit right off the bat that the following is as much of an “experiment” as is a little kid pouring baking soda into a bottle of vinegar. You know what the outcome is going to be going into it, but you do it anyways because it gives you a kick and is fun to watch. That being said…

You will need:
A Facebook troll account, preferably a female with a dumb liberal avatar

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Instructions:

  1. With your Facebook troll account, go onto several liberal Facebook pages and find recent postings by the page that have nothing to do with race (this might be difficult depending on what page you are on).
  2. On these statuses, make baseless vitriolic claims claiming racism where there is none.
  3. Bookmark all the statuses where you made posts, and check them after 24 hours.
  4. Observe the disproportionate number of “likes” your comments got compared to other comments close to yours.

Your results should look something like: (click to enlarge)

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Safety precautions:
Make sure you’re mentally prepared for the unadulterated stupidity you will witness on the comment threads. To the mentally fragile, witnessing such assery could cause permanent loss of hope for humanity, if the person in question held any such hope to begin with.

You are now fully prepared to race-bait liberals. Have fun, kiddos!